Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism
scrunching my face real hard rn
agemaxing by working 5 jobs and looking 60 by 25
Aging is *literally* the process of your body breaking down like an ancient and damaged machine. It's the epitome of the REAL definition of "degeneration" and people act like it's some sort of "beautiful natural process" no bitch it's literally a disease. It's a built-in kill switch your body has and science has proven this kill switch can be turned off with the right treatments.
Same goes for death itself. "Natural" body death can also be stopped with the right treatments - in fact, there's a lot of overlap between anti-aging treatments that could exist in the next couple decades and the anti-death treatments that could show up in a similar amount of time.
Ok I guess. But it happens to everyone, it’s inevitable, and trying to stop it only cause self-hate. Might as well embrace it
Can people actually fucking do some research before replying with dumbass shit like this? Seriously HOW ARE YOU THIS MOTHERFRUCKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
IT IS SPECIFICALL:Y NOT NATURAL
AGING IS YOUR BODY LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN AND FALLING APART YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! IT CAN BE PREVENTED VIA TREATMENTS THAT YOUR BODY ALREADY DOES!!!!!
Do your fucking research before you tell me I'm wrong about something. Because I didd o my research and I'm sick of stupid people like you saying stupid fucking buillshit like this. KYS, cunt
great job telling someone to kill themselves over a harmless post! Maybe you should go touch grass!
ITS NOIT HARMLESS TO SAY THAT AGING IS NATURAL YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION YOU STUPID WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT
Cranky because you can't stop the concept of linear time, aren't you?
HOW CAN YOU BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RESEARCH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF SPREADING REACTIONARY BULLSHIT I HAVE PROVIDED SOURCES NOW LOOK AT THEM OR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH
hey dude
they didn’t take the chill pill
22 years old and you're like this? smh no but fr put on sunscreen. that's it. that's the only "anti-aging" shit that matters and honestly it's there to prevent skin cancer. fuck looking young, i just don't want cancer. for me or for you
Thank you all for a fantastic post-reading experience, wasn't expecting to see someone saying "kys" in reply to being told humans are mortal
IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WHAT IS THIS??????????????????????????????????????????
Firt, we're not cancelling you, we just think you're kinda stupid lmao.
"what happens to nearly every creature ever in an universe in a constant state of entropy isn't natural it's just your body doing this without external intervention" is such a take. It's like, the most take ever. I'm amazed. I wish to never interact with that person ever and never be exposed to their opinions
This thread jumped the fence and was screen captured over to Reddit. The hive mind’s contribution:
Sexual themes
reblog and put in the tags what your predictive text says after this: “I will marry …”
why are you all surprised pewdiepie is transphobic like we already knew he doesn’t consider any minority group people, this was a predictable eventuality
also the fact that a bunch of people are like “if you still support him, you’re a monster” like you could excuse antisemitism and racism but you draw the line at transmisogyny? really?
Which is NOT to say that racism and antisemitism are worse than transmisogyny (you CANNOT rank oppression, it is ALL AWFUL) BUT the proclamation that it was somewhat acceptable to support PewDiePie up until this point shows that you’ve managed to
1. Excuse racism and antisemitism (which is, obviously, racist and antisemitic)
2. Only care about white gentile trans people
Both rationalities are vile and intolerable. You should’ve drawn the line at his blatant Nazism and white nationalism because that was much more prevalent and has been obvious for a WHILE.
Pewdiepie is human garbage and he has the most toxic fans on the planet.
Okay, but give me a Hermione Granger who cannot cook for the life of her. She’s done research, she’s taken classes, she’s tried everything and goddamit why can’t she make this work?!
Give me a Ron Weasley who watched his mother cook for years and somehow inherited her uncanny ability to just throw things in a pot and make it taste amazing. Give me a Ron Weasley who tries to teach his wife to cook because she asks him to and rubs her shoulders and fixes the light fixtures when she fails again. Give me a Ron Weasley who wears a “Kiss the cook” apron and makes all the meals for the family. Give me a Ron Weasley who fondly tells Hermione “for Merlin’s sake, you’re the bloody minister of magic, babe, you don’t have to be good at everything.” Give me a Ron Weasley who adores his wife and loves working part-time at the shop with Fred and George (there was a rumour going around that Fred died- this is poppycock. Please ignore it) and decides he loves being a househusband and defying gender roles but in a quieter way than his hurricane of a wife, who’s amazing and in-your-face and gods, he loves her. Give me a Ron who decides that he’s not so fond of the fame and glory that he gained in the war as he thought he would be, and who finally understands why Harry hated it so much in school. Give me a Ronald Weasley who learns to do laundry and mend clothes and keep house and makes lunch for his kids before they go off to muggle primary school and his wife before she goes to work and decides that being his family’s number one favourite person is more than enough. Give me a Ron who has a secret fondness for daytime soap operas when everyone’s out of the house and he’s not at the shop. Give me a Ron who is happy and healthy and realises that he’s so much more than just the sixth child or the leftover, that he’s loved, that he’s enough.
I think the most beautiful part of this is that Ron spent so much of his life being embarrassed by his mum, and finally realizing she’s been the true role model all along.
Yes pls
I will never let a man try to tell me about myself ever again. I will never let a man think for a single second he can see into me, or through me, or for me. I’m done entertaining the notion that men can perceive even a millimeter further than what’s currently hitting them right between the eyes. The days of longing desperately for the approval of those who do not recognize me, who cannot recognize me, are long over. I will no longer flatten myself to placate you. Not anymore.