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okay tumblr olds. tell me in the tags what piece(s) of media you've never seen/read/played despite them dominating your dash for months or years

Honestly it would be really funny if they added an ace vampire to what we do in the shadows, for once the ace flag colors are inherently goth which is the perfect colors for a vampire to dress in.

So imagine: Laszlo and Nadja being themselves and talking about how vampires are very sexual beings, vampire in ace colors looks knowingly at the camera.

Cut to interview: Yes so, I am what nowadays is called, asexual? *Looking for confirmation behind the cameras* Yes! Asexual, in my time we used to call it a spinster, but we called everything a spinster! Lesbian? A spinster. Didn't want to marry? A spinster. Wanted to marry but couldn't? A spinster. Was just weird? A spinster. *Someone says something behind the cameras* What was that? Ah! Aromantic, yes! Also a spinster, everything a spinster.

You know at first I told people but these days I find it more fun to keep a bit of a mystery going on, at least for a bit. You see, other vampires kept trying to seduce me, because, look at me! I am gorgeous! And then I just gave them the look *looks unimpressed to the camera*, and so they started talking, about the mysterious vampire that no one can impress. Obviously sometimes it just gets annoying and it's easier to just tell them.

Cut to Laszlo trying to seduce the ace vampire:

Ace vampire: Sorry, honey, but I'm ace.

Laszlo: What?

Ace vampire: A spinster

Laszlo taking a step back: oh! I understand

Ace vampire looks at the camera and shrugs

“The only reason you’re alive is because I. Let. You. Live”: and in that moment, Nandor decided he and Guillermo would have to get vampire married | WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

What We Do in the Shadows — Pilot (1x01)

Happy Halloween ! 🎃 🐝

Really finished it last minute but hope you enjoy it nevertheless ✨

Pansy being an absolute icon, Harry putting Draco in a costume and Blaise being Blaise. Perhaps next Halloween we can get them into some Halloween party activities 😂

Have a nice week my lovelies✨🐝

What We Do in the Shadows | 3.07

#Lilgaypestotober day 12: teeth!

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 2014, dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement

St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON

See also

Various directors: Superheroes are all sexy heterosexual white rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every superhero is bisexual and a MORON

vampires who constantly lie poorly about their age

“i did not survive the rise and fall of mesopotamia for this” “um, you grew up in vermont”

“i don’t count as a senior citizen i’m only 52″ “last week you told me you were born in the 18th century″

[from an obviously middle-aged vampire, delivered deadpan] “of course i’m moody i’m a teenager”

“what do you mean i can’t order off the kids menu i’m 12″

Someone: A movie can’t be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.

Me:

Wtf is this? Vampire Queer Eye?

That is…

100% what that movie is.

fun fact: stu is literally just a guy called stu. like. taika’s friend. his name is stu. he is a geotechnician. this is not the first movie of taika’s where he has played himself. he didn’t even have a script. they just said “hey stu! you stand here, and you be stu!” so he did. when he’s talking to the girls in the bar? that’s his real job. when he’s actung awkward because he doesn’t seem to know what’s going on or what to do? he doesn’t. he’s just rolling with it. just stu being stu.

What We Do in the Shadows (2014)