A tip for smutfic writers: the word “sizeable” will never be sexy in any context whatsoever.
how about “considerable”
“Considerable” makes me picture the appendage in question being deeply pondered, like one of them whips their shlong out and their partner is just
What about “Brobdingnagian” or “Bunyanesque”?
“Brobdingnagian” is only acceptable if your smutfic is also a Swiftian political satire - in which case, please post the link immediately.
There is no conceivable circumstance, pornographic or otherwise, in which it’s acceptable to describe something as “Bunyanesque”.
@reallyelegantsharkfish I challenge thee >:)
are you challenging me to talk about words people shouldn’t say if they are trying to be sexy bc you know the top of my list is jizz & cum
really any word for ejaculate other than come is gross
don’t say load – not even just sexy loads, any kind of load, bc it’s been ruined for me by ~derek’s huge load of jizz~
don’t say anything about channels or voids or… don’t get weird and metaphorical with your junk descriptions
the word musk is really upsetting to me but i admit to that probably being very me-specific
hmmmmm i will continue pondering
I was actually challenging you to use these words and make them sexy but I accept this response as well
Sorry bout “musk” though because you’re definitely gonna have to deal with that one from time to time 😂
The word ‘member’ honest to fucking god just call it a dick for shit’s sake you aren’t the lady with the cat mug from 10 things i hate about you
REGINOLD’S QUIVERING MEMBER!!!!
LMAO I love that movie
^I can’t quite convey the noise I make when I think of the phrase “quivering member” through type, but I can assure you it is not sexy
SAAAAAAAME.
I’ll say that “load” is ok, if used sparingly.
Member, jizz, cum, and seed are never ok.
Musk is iffy.
All metaphorical terms like void, channel, and (my personal least-favorites) core or center are unnecessary and unwanted.
Similarly, do not describe someone’s genitals as “sex.” As in, “He put his hard sex inside of her.” No. That’s not what that word means.