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he’s rly that bitch!!
[Description: a video showing various loaves of bread rising and expanding as they cook in an oven. Calming guitar music plays in the background. End description]
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they’re? just? sitting there ???
it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear
Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:
*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”
Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.
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“I’ve been a massage therapist for many years, now. I know what people look like. People have been undressing for me for a long time. I know what you look like: a glance at you, and I can picture pretty well what you’d look like on my table. Let’s start here with what nobody looks like: nobody looks like the people in magazines or movies. Not even models. Nobody. Lean people have a kind of rawboned, unfinished look about them that is very appealing. But they don’t have plump round breasts and plump round asses. You have plump round breasts and a plump round ass, you have a plump round belly and plump round thighs as well. That’s how it works. And that’s very appealing too. Woman have cellulite. All of them. It’s dimply and cute. It’s not a defect. It’s not a health problem. It’s the natural consequence of not consisting of photoshopped pixels, and not having emerged from an airbrush. Men have silly buttocks. Well, if most of your clients are women, anyway. You come to male buttocks and you say – what, this is it? They’re kind of scrawny and the tissue is jumpy because it’s unpadded; you have to dial back the pressure, or they’ll yelp. Adults sag. It doesn’t matter how fit they are. Every decade, an adult sags a little more. All of the tissue hangs a little looser. They wrinkle, too. I don’t know who put about the rumor that just old people wrinkle. You start wrinkling when you start sagging, as soon as you’re all grown up, and the process goes its merry way as long as you live. Which is hopefully a long, long time, right? Everybody on a massage table is beautiful. There are really no exceptions to this rule. At that first long sigh, at that first thought that “I can stop hanging on now, I’m safe” – a luminosity, a glow, begins. Within a few minutes the whole body is radiant with it. It suffuses the room: it suffuses the massage therapist too. People talk about massage therapists being caretakers, and I suppose we are: we like to look after people, and we’re easily moved to tenderness. But to let you in on a secret: I’m in it for the glow. I’ll tell you what people look like, really: they look like flames. Or like the stars, on a clear night in the wilderness.”
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heyyy ! so let me just say i LIVE for you blog and campy lucius !! i was wondering if (if it’s not too much trouble) if you could draw campy lucius’ reaction to Draco’s *crush ;)* on Harry?? thank u and stay safe during these hard times! ❤️
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Part 2 of my Triwizard Champion Tattoos: Viktor Krum! Explanation below. Viktor has some Durmstrang pride: the ship, the crest, and the name on his chest. He has a shark, a few quidditch symbols, and a heart with strings representing Dragon Heartstring (the core of his wand). He also has the slip of paper he put into the goblet of fire, which is matching with Fleur (and Cedric soon 😉)and though he doesn’t have anything for Cedric, this is to me the most sentimental thing that Viktor would get. A lion is the national symbol of Bulgaria, and he has a bunch of Bulgarian quotes and the Bulgarian flag. The rose is tied to Bulgaria as well. I have a Bulgarian friend who helped me with all of that symbolism, and I’m not going to explain it for fear of butchering it, so in my explanation on my YouTube channel I’m going to have her come on and explain all that stuff to you guys! The Bulgarian on his collarbone does mean grandfather, because his grandfather was killed by Grindlewald. Hope you guys like this one and are pumped for Cedric!
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FIC: TRUE CHILDREN STILL
Title: True Children Still Author: Anonymous Prompt: #190B Sex Theme: Kink Exploration Rating: Explicit Pairing(s): Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, background Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger & Blaise Zabini/Ginny Weasley Warnings/Content Notes: Auror Harry & Draco, developing relationship, kink discovery/exploration/negotiation, ageplay, age regression, daddy kink, D/s dynamics, Dom Draco, sub Harry, subspace, littlespace, internalised kink shaming, hand jobs, frottage, blow jobs, dirty talk, praise kink, switching, endearments Summary: After years of dancing around each other, Draco and Harry have finally begun to date, though they’re taking things slow. They’ve got enough to figure out as it is, and the last thing Harry needs is an unexpected introduction to desires he’s not quite ready to face. Word Count: 34240 Author’s Notes: I was extremely excited when I saw this year’s Fan Fair theme, and I knew I had to participate! Thank you to the prompter who provided a wonderfully vague prompt that allowed me to run rampant, to the mods for continuing to host this fandom staple, and to the unbeatable team of wondrous humans who went through this fic with a fine-toothed comb! <3 ( True Children Still )
This fic is done so well, and very respectfully. It's not normally the type I'd read but because of the way its written I enjoyed it very much. It's really worth giving it a chance. I absolutely loved it.
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Snake boy
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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
dxphni
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
thegestianpoet
every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes
i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water
that was a classic that was a classic
It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift
He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.
hamiltrash1411
I FOUND IT!!
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shaydee604
This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music
holy shit
whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.
I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words. This is awesome.
was not expecting that handstand jfc
annoyedmccoy
im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty
especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well
they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard
annoyedmccoy
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2
jurassicbarnes
as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this
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Hey guys! I’m happy to say that I’m already almost done with moving and can get back to drawing now:) Yay! Starting off with a sudden headcanon that appeared to me. Hear me out!
Little 👏🏻 Draco 👏🏻 With 👏🏻Curly 👏🏻 Hair👏🏻
Like, he did slick them back for quite a while as a child (and I know from experience that you tend to do that when you’re not happy with your curly hair). He just wanted to be a proper Malfoy like his dad! Aand he has Bellatrix for an aunt! Like, come on, I need this in my life..
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The Golden Trio
Hermione has been spelling the banner to say different statements all day. Harry is clearly in awe.
Not pictured: Draco handing out cold water to those who need it... it’s June folks. Stay hydrated while you march for justice.
#the golden trio#black lives matter#racism is small dick energy#harry potter#hermione granger#ron weasley#amplifiy melanated voices#shut up joanne#also happy pride#harry’s holding the philadelphia pride flag which includes a black and brown stripe for POCs#lead by hermione in all her POC queen glory#Love this so much#Fabulous#happy pride month#happy pride 🌈
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#alan rickman#harry potter#severus snape#i love how charismatic alan is when... well anytime really#also i love how in the 4th gif alan and daniel start smirking at about the same time#Love this so much#I will always miss Alan Rickman#daniel radcliffe#Hp films#Harry Potter films#harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban
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My sweet sleeping bois:) Little fawn and albino peacock. I don’t know why but a peacock as Draco’s spirit animal is so close to my heart:D I mean, the symbolism!!
From imdb: ”During the filming of some scenes for The Princess Bride, the weather became markedly cold for Robin Wright Penn. Andre the Giant helped her by placing one of his hands over her head; his hands were so large that one would entirely cover the top of her head, keeping her warm.”
comic by Box Brown :: via flickr.com
sweetappletea
This is so sweet how can I NOT reblog this.
D’aaawwww.
All of the behind the scenes stories about Andre the Giant were adorable like this, Apparently Wallace Shawn is deathly afraid of heights, so he was freaking out while they were doing the scene scaling the cliff and Andre was like “it is okay, I’ll keep you safe.” there’s a behind the scenes thing on the DVD and everyone is choked up and misty eyed when they talk about working with him.
Andre the Giant was a radiant human being.
I’m so glad he gets to go down in history as everyones favorite giant. What a legacy!
keepcalmandcarrieunderwood
It should be known that when he got back to wrestling after the movie came out he was constantly pulling other wrestlers into the locker room where he had a tv set up with a copy of the movie so they could watch. He was desperate for the guys to see it and he really wanted their honest opinion on his acting.
Source: Flickr / boxbrown
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I just saw “prompting is always open” in ur bio so I thought...why not? 🙈 how abt Drarry+duckling?
Thanks so much for the prompt, darling 😍 (heads up that I’ve changed my bio since I got this prompt, but that doesn’t mean prompting is closed! Just that I decided not to disclose it).
Drarry | 400 words | General Audiences | Fluff, Farm AU | Read on AO3
“Draco!” Harry’s voice reaches him from outside the bathroom door. “I’m coming in, but I need you to close your eyes—I have a little surprise for you!”
He rolls his eyes—fondly—and closes his eyes, sinking a little bit more into their bathtub. The steam that fills the room smells of lavender and roses, and he hears Harry’s appreciative hum as he walks in and closes the door behind him.
“I hope you have a good reason to interrupt my me-time,” he says, smirking, lifting an eyebrow without opening his eyes.
“Mhmm.”
Harry sounds like he’s struggling to kneel by the tub, and in the silence that follows, Draco hears a small peep close to his ear. His smile widens.
“Okay, you can look,” Harry says, and Draco does.
Even though he knew, the sight of the four newly hatched ducklings cradled in Harry’s hands makes his breath hitch.
“We’re dads,” Harry says softly, and then looks up to meet Draco’s eyes. His features are bathed in love, in wonder, and Draco just wants to bring him close and press kisses to his cheeks, his eyelashes. The corners of his mouth.
Instead, he looks down at the ducklings clumsily moving in the tiny nest of Harry’s hands, and says, feeling the adoration in Harry’s eyes seep into his own words, “We are.”
And it doesn’t matter that they’ve been through this a thousand times; that they’ve witnessed chicks, calves, lambs, foals, coming into this world in the humble embrace of their farm. The look on Harry’s face as he holds those small, vulnerable creatures in his hands will never cease to be Draco’s greatest weakness. Or perhaps… perhaps his greatest weakness is the dream that one day, maybe, he will get to see the same open, raw devotion in Harry’s eyes as he cradles their real, human baby in his arms.
“Go leave them with their actual mother and come back here,” Draco murmurs, a little bit choked up at the mental image of Harry holding their child. “I could do with an extra pair of hands to wash my hair for me.”
“I thought you’d said I was interrupting your me-time?” Harry quips as he stands up, holding the ducklings close to his chest.
“Oh, Harry.” Draco shakes his head. “You are part of my me-time.”
Harry chuckles, and, the door already closing behind him, says, “Aight, I’ll be right back. But we’re choosing duck names!”
“You know you’re never able to tell them apart after a day!” Draco replies, but the only answer he gets is Harry’s hurried steps down the corridor of their cottage.
Draco huffs. Allows himself to smile like the fool in love that he is, and closes his eyes to relish in the smell of lavender, of roses. Of home.
