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i have so much homeowrk and im doing this shit

@mxlfoydraco

In case you DIDNT SEE THIS RESPONSE TO YOUR TAG.

I AM DECEASED

I’m floored, I had no idea when I wrote that tag! Peak romance right there, just wow.

Here’s the link, it’s a long time fave: Here’s The Pencil Make It Work by @6balls

Look at this 1906 beauty in Detroit, Michigan. Listed for $1.2M. It’s an elegant  Romanesque Revival designed by famed architect Louis Kamper and may be the most unique residential masterpiece in the City.

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Day 9 ‘Pressure‘

Look at that I couldn’t stop myself again. More cousins it is! Also in my mind him having extended family in France is canon. You simply cannot convince me that Malfoy‘s a British name.

And the Yule Ball has so much Drarry potential! (Pansy seems to have found a friend as well)

Feel free to tell me your thoughts on this one ✨

Have a nice week lovelies ✨🐝🌻

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

oh my god

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

Ossimoro

FREE PILLOW FIGHTS!

So. Uh, this happened? I’m not a writer, much less an author, but the lovely @ladderofyears prompted Ode to Joy by Beethoven as “Fly Hard: the Harry Potter/Die Hard crossover that nobody asked for” for the @wireless-festive-minifest and I couldn’t let it go.  So this happened. My apologies to everyone involved. Don’t look at it too closely, just uh, shoot me a smile and move along. 

Come to the coast, we'll have a few laughs...

nine months in his belly, going through strange cravings, dizziness, and many vomits, so that in the end he is just like his father

My first ficbinding project - @tackytigerfic​’s masterpiece Modern Love. 

Beautifully written, with incredible worldbuilding and characterization, feat. Draco in the Muggle world and the slowest of slow burns. I had to have it on my bookshelf! Read it here: 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24785899/chapters/59936623

Cover design and layout also by me. Like many baby fanbinders, I was inspired by the unbelievably talented @armoredsuperheavy​ - I can’t thank you enough for sharing so many amazing resources and creating such a welcoming community for those of us just getting started!

The Triwizard Tournament x The Great British Bake Off

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now

I have not read the books and only seen the first film

THE WHAT WITH THE WHO NOW!??!

WHY THE FUCK IS THE PLURAL OF UTERUS NOT UTERI

It is a word that can be either. :) The latin plural is uteri, the english plural is uteruses 

but uteruses sounds WRONG

ALL of this sounds wrong when used in a TWILIGHT scenario!

I'm dying

yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???

^^↑^^

And almost everyone seems to agree…

Even better when they move!