Witches On Tinder

Cleaning Harry’s Room

this is my favorite thread ever (x)

this is the only ship that matters

THEY MADE THIS INTO A BOOK CALLED “SANTA’S HUSBAND”

MERRY CHRISTMAS I AM HAPPY TO REPORT THAT FOR THE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY THEY WROTE A PREQUEL COMIC ABOUT HOW THEY MET!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS,, THE CUTEST THING?? LIKE EVER?? UA!!

These Davids are this post IRL. And they wear matching outfits everyday. 

FOUND THE DAVIDS YALL

Rose O'Neill knew what was up

you Wish you has a monster wife as big and tender as this

Yes this is the same Rose O'Neill who invented Kewpies

A quote from O'Neill: “The buffoonery of the Kewpies and the passion of my serious drawings playing side by side is unusual, but not too unusual. In this droll existence, the Hamlet and Lear have always consorted with the clown.”

Here's some more of her "Sweet Monsters". This series was very personal to her, and she meant to keep all these drawings private until Auguste Rodîn insisted she show them.

You can read about this collection HERE and see more in person if you're ever in the Ozarks.

i am a millennial who likes harry potter

kill me

Beep boop, did you know? The haiku bot tagline is itself great haiku.

Beep boop, did you know?

The haiku bot tagline is

itself great haiku.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Hakeem Jeffries is a master of public speech.

(original post)

It goes like this, “It’s Britney, bitch.” The minor fall, the major lift. The baffled king composing hallelujah.

I can't explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.

At first I was amazed and delighted and then I realized this is exactly the level of wit you should expect from a child who chose to dress as a baguette for trick or treating and I was even further delighted

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

One of tumblr’s finer posts.

Witches and Demons Woodcut pattern by NightSpiritStudio by Comiltove

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

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It's working.

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i nominate this for post of the decade

When you are a classical musician and the public asks you to play Queen …

@hieronymus-bush … although I’m not sure what you’ll think of it 😆

Holy hell. He has amazing technique AND he didn’t just transcribe the piece to piano, he essentially composed classical music (and honestly some neo-classical, lol) based on the melody. Plus, he kind of looks like Freddie.

People in the 1800s would've gone apeshit over this in the concert halls

Reblogging to watch later...

He understood the assignment.