It’s Election Day, gang!
Time to make the GOP cry.
Ignore the polls. Ignore the news until the voting is done. Just go and VOTE MOTHERFUCKER VOTE!
Vote for the people at the border who can’t vote because they aren’t citizens yet, but they still have human rights. Vote for kids like mine, who aren’t old enough yet but who deserve to go to school and not be shot. Vote to help the rest of us who are voting—the races are close, the margin of error is real, every vote counts because there is no electoral college for the Senate or the governor. Vote so Batman the cat will get smoochies and treats!
Vote so when Mueller publishes his report, we can maybe do something about his findings.
We may or may not win everything we want, but whatever the outcome, as @kawuli has said, the work isn’t done. The fight does not end tonight, whether we turn both the Senate and the House blue, whether the GOP keeps both.
If the polls close while you’re in line, you still get to vote. Take your ID, don’t take ballot selfies, and don’t talk politics in line. (You can probably sing “Do you know who the fuck I am?” softly to yourself as you fill out your ballot, though.)
Here we go, y’all. See you on the other end of the midterms.