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A League Of Their Own (1992) | dir. Penny Marshall

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Jimmy: Evelyn, could you come here, you got a second? Which team do you play for?

Evelyn Gardner: Well, I'm a Peach.

Jimmy: Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass.

[Evelyn starts to cry]

Jimmy: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL

Doris: Why don't you give her a break, Jimmy...

Jimmy: Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?

Evelyn: No, no, no.

Jimmy: Yeah! NO. And do you know why?

Evelyn: No...

Jimmy: Because there's no crying in baseball. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! No crying!

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WAYNE’S WORLD (1992)

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Best part of this - while making fun of product placement…they just nailed four perfect product placements.

And because they were FUNNY, you had a better feeling about them, and the company that was cool enough to be made fun of.

Devious.

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Benjamin: Wayne! Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is he's the sponsor and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.

Wayne: [holding a Pizza Hut box] Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.

Benjamin: I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast.

Wayne: [holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?

Garth: [wearing Reebok wardrobe] It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad.

Wayne: I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.

Garth: Here, take two of these!

[Dumps two Nuprin pills into Wayne's hand]

Wayne: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.

Benjamin: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.

Wayne: [holding a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation.

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Ms. Vito’s expertise is in general automotive knowledge. It is in this area that her testimony will be applicable. Now if Mr. Trotter wishes to voir dire the witness as to the extent of her expertise in this area, I’m sure he’s gonna be more than satisfied.

Even as a little kid, I knew why this woman’s credentials were being questioned. The resulting take-down was beautiful.

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Favorite Movies (22/40): Wayne’s World (1992)

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
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dewitty1

Am I just supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say that's OK, I don't mind? Well I mind! I mind big time! And, you know what the worst part of it all is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ! 😢 "That true?" Yes, everything except the reading part.

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