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“I am the storm”⚓️💙

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Laz • 26 • She/They • @laz-kay side blog • Ducks n’ stuff • How you Dewey-ing🎩🦆
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Dewey: Hey, we're supposed to dress up as someone who inspires us at school on Friday and I was wondering if I could borrow-
Donald: You CANNOT take the Cloud Slayer to school!
Dewey: Actually I wanted to borrow a spare sailor suit and maybe a hat? Donald:
Dewey: Is something wrong? why are you crying?
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Dewey: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??
Lena: Y- you were putting it in cold water??
Violet: Dewford... Answer the question, Dewford.
Dewey: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realise there was an actual reason.
Dewey: Plus, you think I have the patience to boil water?
Louie: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??
Lena: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Louie: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Lena: It takes less than a minute.
Louie: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???
Lena: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Louie: Like seven minutes??
Webby: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils
in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!
Lena: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat??
Webby?! Your stove is enchanted!
Huey: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.
Violet: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!
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Dewey: We need to distract these guys
Webby: Leave it to me
Webby: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Huey, Gyro, and Fenton: *Immediately begin arguing*
Louie, watching in horror: Oh boy. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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Scrooge: Donald, Della. I'd like you to put your names on these stickers and place them on any of the objects you would like bequeathed to you.
Donald: This is crazy I'm not gonna start putting my name on your stuff!
Scrooge: Donald, what happens if I die tomorrow and you and Della end up in an argument over that ancient Collie Baba mask, for instance.
Donald: It'll never happen. Della, you can have it.
Della: *scoffs* I don't want it.
Beakley: Well, don't look at me. I throw a towel over that thing when you're not home.
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Donald: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Daisy: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Donald: I said within reason, Daisy. How about I murder that guy?
Daisy: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Donald: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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