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Dewey: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??
Lena: Y- you were putting it in cold water??
Violet: Dewford... Answer the question, Dewford.
Dewey: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realise there was an actual reason.
Dewey: Plus, you think I have the patience to boil water?
Louie: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??
Lena: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Louie: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Lena: It takes less than a minute.
Louie: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???
Lena: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Louie: Like seven minutes??
Webby: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils
in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!
Lena: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat??
Webby?! Your stove is enchanted!
Huey: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.
Violet: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!
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