dewey-ing-it reblogged
When Huey and Dewey give off buddies energy ✨️
Donald: *comes home absolutely wasted, undresses, and stands in his and Daisy’s bedroom
Daisy: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
Donald: No thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend.
Donald: *lies on the ground and falls asleep*
Daisy: ...
Webby: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Violet: Only if you also don't ask why.
Violet: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Webby:
Violet:
Webby: This one is fine
This is one of the funniest jokes in the show for me. The boys were brought up with nautical shit from Donald, Dewey was abhorrently confident he could drive Donald’s house boat to Cape Suzette unaided, they most likely did boat drills every week knowing Donald’s anxious ass, and Dewey still doesn’t know the difference between port and starboard side😭
Donald: HELP! I TOLD DAISY I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Della, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
#chaos twins#hc that neither of them can cook for shit#they’re literal children who live on potato chips and ready meal macaroni#but it’s okay because they’re donald and della duck#ducktales#ducktales 2017#dt17#disney#disney tva#donald duck#della duck#donald and della#donsy#donald x daisy#daisy duck#incorrect quotes#incorrect ducktales quotes
💙Short arses❤️
#the way Donald grabs onto one singular ear has me reeling#they’re such dorks#just look at the size of ‘em🥹#everyone’s dynamic in this segment of Disney is the best tbh#paul ruddish the man you are#mickey mouse 2013#mickey mouse shorts#donmick#donald x mickey#mickey x donald#ducktales#ducktales 2017#dt17#donald duck#mickey mouse#disney#disney tva
Dewey: Hey, we're supposed to dress up as someone who inspires us at school on Friday and I was wondering if I could borrow-
Donald: You CANNOT take the Cloud Slayer to school!
Dewey: Actually I wanted to borrow a spare sailor suit and maybe a hat? Donald:
Dewey: Is something wrong? why are you crying?
#them <3#embrace your inner donald#they’re all donald coded but dewey is destined to be his uncle fr#imagine wee dewey in a sailor suit that’s way too oversized for him :’)#I’m soft about it#the uncle ever#ducktales#ducktales 2017#dt17#disney#disney tva#donald duck#dewey duck#incorrect quotes#incorrect ducktales quotes
The spa people:
My ADHD ass:
Also me once I got in the sauna:
Me again when I had my very first massage:
#I was so worried I wouldn’t able to relax properly on this spa weekend but here we are#my body genuinely doesn’t allow me to relax at will#my masseuse was genuinely concerned about my back it was quite funny#‘for someone in their mid 20’s your back is ridiculously knotty and tight tf has gone on?’ were her almost exact words#I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders#that’s why my back’s fucked clearly#ducktales#ducktales 2017#dt17#disney#disney tva#donald duck#mickey mouse 2013#the wonderful world of mickey mouse#disney gifs
Huey: Bitches be like “I’m baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do you know about being baby you were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches.
I love gay people
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DonMick in “Gone to Pieces”
#help the way donald looks at him#crying in the club#the original odd couple#paul’s words not mine#bi for bi boys#they’re just a polycule with minnie and daisy now fr#it’s decided#ducktales#ducktales 2017#dt17#disney#disney tva#donald duck#mickey mouse#donmick#donald x mickey#mickey x donald#mickey mouse 2013#mickey mouse shorts#disney gifs
dewey-ing-it reblogged
I'm full of wrath!!!!!!!! haha just kidding. I feel pretty ok
Donald in “the golden spear”
Fethry: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Della: *crouches down*
Donald: *kneels down*
Gladstone: *sits on the floor*
Fethry:
Fethry: I hate all of you.
#fethry being the baby is such a good bit I love him sm#literal baby boy actually#canonically short king I fear#hc the others always baby him by default because he’s the younger cousin#they just wanna protect him y’know#ducktales#ducktales 2017#dt17#disney#disney tva#donald duck#della duck#fethry duck#gladstone gander#incorrect quotes#incorrect ducktales quotes#duck cousins
dewey-ing-it reblogged
My thoughts on how each of the D twins comforts the kids
Donald would allow them to let everything out while gently stroking them and would keep holding them close the whole time
Della would give them reassuring promises and distract them by playing with them and telling them what she thinks are funny stories
Dewey: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??
Lena: Y- you were putting it in cold water??
Violet: Dewford... Answer the question, Dewford.
Dewey: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realise there was an actual reason.
Dewey: Plus, you think I have the patience to boil water?
Louie: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??
Lena: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Louie: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Lena: It takes less than a minute.
Louie: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???
Lena: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Louie: Like seven minutes??
Webby: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils
in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!
Lena: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat??
Webby?! Your stove is enchanted!
Huey: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.
Violet: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!
Not Donald and Mickey sitting like absolute dads I’m screaming😭