Devil’s Minion Truther Support Group

Sam Reid for like two fucking years: Nobody has seen the real Lestat yet.

The real Lestat:

Oh what if Alice is real and not Armand and she turned down Daniel’s proposal because she thought he was cheating on her. The reason she didn’t trust him is because he kept running off to fool around with Armand at his every beck and call. “You hadn’t given her a reason to trust you ((my bad))” and that’s part of why Armand is so protective and apologetic in this scene. And also why Armand knew. He was nearby. What if the proposal was what made him let Daniel go. The opportunity at a normal life. A wife, a child, growing old. “She wanted to.” A chance at life.

Unfollowed. Blocked. Reported.

And as this year draws to an end, I would like to thank this random stranger for living in my brain munching on my braincells there all throughout this year and unexpectadly bringing a ton of joy and happiness in doing so Cheers fam 🥂

You can’t convince me there aren’t Devil’s Minion related reasons for Armand turning Daniel and now he’s hiding from Daniel out of SHAME.

Armand knowing Daniel is determined to publish, no matter what.

Realizing Daniel can and will succeed in that, a target on his back.

Emotionally crumbling already, lost Louis, not ready to lose Daniel, too.

Keeping Daniel safe by giving him his blood in a more permanent way than a little vial this time.

I'm just rambling but what if after the iwtv book published at the end of the season, Lestat just shows up at Dubai Loumand house with Daniel (idk if he'll leave or stay I'm just thinking maybe he'll leave for a time to think stuff) saying "ok you told your stories now its time to tell my version" and as the season 3 goes Lestat tells his story and what happened from his point of view we cut back to the current time for Louis, Armand and Daniel's reactions and comments from time to time

That way the show would include current time Armand, Louis and Daniel to the story as well and I'd die to see their wait a minute what the fucks as Lestat tell his story

I can’t wait for you to be right because that means we’ll get The Vampire Lestat’s timeline, and we’ve EARNED his rockstar phase.

It’s Thursday so I guess I’ll spend Friday and Saturday pining and being depressed until I get a new episode of Gay Vampire Divorce

DEVIL'S MINION FANDOM HOW ARE WE DOING AFTER S2E05???

me seeing armand talk about fucking lestat : im sorry babe i thought you were too busy murdering your coven members while lestat was too busy fucking his mom

I swear to god if the scriptwriters don’t include that Lestat fucks his mom like in the books I’m gonna be so pissed. Imagine the memes