I’ve read such nasty freak shit today that I’ve ascended to the astral plane I am seeing psychedelic colors and I’m one with the universe literally who needs drugs when internet freaks can give you ego death for free on AO3 dot com because you’ve broken through the matrix that divides you from horror kinks I’m FINE don’t worry I’m FINE as soon as i regain control of my limbs I will scrape myself off the floor drink a gallon of water figure out which god I should pray to for confession and and which god I should pay to for giving thanks and then I will eat a snack because I deserve it and I might go on Amazon and buy myself something nice because I’ve earned it god I sound like such a fucking bottom I’m FINE I think my mental illness just got cured no wait the ghost in my house is back and I really hope he hasn’t been watching me for long bitch I gotta sit down and figure out who to PRAY to
#time to eat apples and peanut butter and look at the stars and cry about how beautiful and limitless the universe is#What should I buy myself on Amazon guys it should be special to commemorate my journey through the astral plane#interview with the vampire#iwtv#vampire chronicles#horror#gothic horror#gothic romance#iwtv fanfiction#iwtv fanfic#ao3#ao3 authors#ao3 writers#devil's minion#devils minion#the devil’s minion#mecore