also i’m pretty sure Qui-Gon is losing his shit in the afterlife over the fact that Obi-Wan has managed to “befriend” a pirate that keeps showing up at inopportune times
I just imagined padawan obi wan in the clone wars meeting his older selfs enemies, but when meeting Hondo he just is 'i found another pathetic life form?! Master is rubbing off on me' sort of thing and when he also does some of the mission like things like in Jedi apprentice his enemies get freaked out bc this kid is sass, and also really bad with his own life.
So what next but the Jedi and clones find that the enemies are trying to put padawan obi wan in a safe bubble where no one or himself can hurt him. Because he gets hurt a lot.
Also his master is pissing them off bc here is one willing to do everything and is literally the most Jedi ever even as a kid but manages to escape and do things they approve. How was he nominated most Jedi ever?
But dooku is his grandmaster that taught his master so he is partly to blame bc qui gon had to get it somewhere who passed it to obi wan. "What the council doesn't know can't hurt them"