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Too many fandoms pro jedi blog obsessed with obi wan
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bruciemilf

LOOK I AM IN FACT GONNA THROW HANDS WITH MY BRAIN FOR GIVING ME THIS IDEA WHEN IT REFUSES TO WORD - BUT BASICALLY???

YouTuber batkids, right? Batkids who want to connect, in some way, with the world they're protecting, - at least Dick, who started the whole fire, actually.

He has YouTube tutorials giving out gymnastics tips, stretching cheat codes, balancing a healthy routine with the occasional work out routine that's friendly for all body types and also talks about mental health

Tim happened to walk in on him telling the camera about someone named " Kori" who seems to be " out of this world" , and Tim is like OH COOL??? I WANNA DO THIS, TOO??? That event signed the birth of Wayne Enterprises prank compilations

I can see Jason bringing some limelight to BookTube again; He also gives out AMAZING writing tips, routines, provides college level advice and lessons for free, and he also has series where he's discussing literature tropes he's tired of/hates " Stop trying to fix him, youre not Dr. Frankenstein "

His most popular video is titled " Women In Literature: Are They Better Than Men? (SPOILER! They've always been.) " But he also bakes with Alfred a whole lot, as well as doing make-up and mystery videos with Tim

" Hold on, fuck, I ALWAYS mess up the eyeliner-" Bruce, a well known and lusted after cryptid on his kid's channels, simply pulls out a knife and does perfect wings before walking away

Bruce for the mom that brings kids fruits and doesn't know what the hell a vlog or stream is!!!

Jason games sometimes, mostly when he's on Duke and Steph's channel, and I physically NEED for Bruce to walk in, oversized superman sweater on, holding a plate of berries and oranges and he's like, " Jay, you have to eat your fruits-"

" I don't LIKE fruits"

" well, Tim's gonna be devasted, but you still NEED to"

Just Duke and Stephanie trying not to laugh while their big brother almost breaks his neck trying to run away from Bruce when the man wants to kiss his cheek

Damian can be seen causing mischief in the background of every video, regardless who's channel he's on, and the internet loves him as much as Bruce;

Stephanie has a " dami's zoo" series where she shows that little menace animal movies and he just roasts the absolute red jelly out of the producers; " The number of people who deserve oxygen lowers by the day"

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“Karking hell, you still working your way through all that?”

The Jedi Council’s most recent member looked up crossly through a dishevelled fringe, sitting on the floor (the desk long since abandoned in favour of more surface area) surrounded by pads, flimsi, notes and half empty mugs.

“Why hello Anakin, what a pleasure to see you. Go away please.” Obi-Wan Kenobi replied shortly, turning back to his work and away from his (probably bored) former Padawan.

As the young Master’s first ever council meeting had finally drawn to a close just a few short days ago, Master Mundi had directed him to the council Padawan on duty in the antechamber who had cheerfully set up the dazed Master’s personal pad to download enough information to start his very own archive. He had his new meeting schedule, security clearance, code of conduct guidelines, status updates on all current projects and missions, personnel information for every Jedi in the temple, information about his allowance and the option of rooms available to him, information pertaining to classes and courses he would need to attend, and how his position in the GAR would change.  

It was A Lot. And slowly but surely as a he ploughed through it all, making notes and highlighting, a realisation had dawned.

He was in way, way, over his head.

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Personal fluffy Cody & Obi-Wan headcanons you can pry from my cold, dead hands, and please, please, add yours:

  • Cody tells dad jokes
  • Obi-Wan has an unlimited well of terrible puns
  • Obi-Wan was captain of his clan's Jedi-baseball/little league team and their star pitcher
  • Cody's unofficial motto re: clone shenanigans is "If I can't see it, it's not my problem"
  • Both of them can cook; their tastes in food are wildly divergent. There are three things they agree on.
  • Obi-Wan will drink caf if there's no tea. Cody would rather die than drink tea.
  • Both of them can sing, well and often. Wildly divergent musical tastes.
  • Obi-Wan talks during movies. Cody thinks it's hilarious. No one sits near them on batallion movie nights.
  • Obi-Wan does know how money works and cheats at cards and pickpockets as needed.
  • Entire conversations take place in smirks, frowns, eyebrow raises, head tilts, and miniscule nods or shakes.
  • Cody is unembarrassed about his stash of romance holonovels.
  • Obi-Wan has never met a 40-volume esoteric history he didn't like
  • Cody carries some of Obi-Wan's space allergy and space migraine medication in his belt pouches
  • Obi-Wan carries instant caf and bacta patches in his
  • Cody got lightheaded and bluescreened the first time he saw Obi-Wan without his shirt. Fortunately, no one from Ghost noticed. (Ghost noticed.)
  • No one will play space Monopoly or Space Risk with either of them because they are mean bastards when it comes to board games
  • Obi-Wan is banned from High Council Trivial Pursuit nights; everyone forgot about Hawkbat Clan's senior padawan year rout of the lower levels' bar trivia league until after Obi-Wan cleaned the high council out in under an hour
  • Cody collects illegal hand weapons, but only on shore leave
  • Cody only drinks fruity umbrella drinks if given the option. He is a venti full fat vanilla latte with extra whip kind of person.
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The war is over, the Jedi Council is tirelessly working to clean up the Galaxy, and Master Healer Vokara Che is On A Mission.

It was a miserable collection of councilors that were sitting in the mostly empty refectory. Whilst no longer stretched to near-breaking point, the mess left in the wake of Utapau and the death of Sideous required endless long days and late nights.

Which was fine, it was practically a picnic compared to the stress of the war. At least they were all together in the Temple once again. What was not fine, was their now constant near proximity to both the Temple healers and Clone medics.

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Obi-Wan, the so called perfect Jedi but you and we all know that isn't strictly true. So how about writing something fun with that?

Now,some would say that Obi-Wan was the pinnacle of a ‘perfect’ Jedi,would hold him on a pedestal and claim that his strive to e a‘better’ Jedi than those around him was what made him better orhis appearance of being without attachment and obeying laws, rulesand the Council.

Thosepeople would of course be totally wrong but there wasn’t muchObi-Wan could do to change that perception as he well knew withAnakin, who often tooted and rolled his eyes about Obi-Wan being theCouncil’s poster boy.

Andif one of the people closest to him couldn’t figure it out…

Well,fuck, then there’s no hope for the rest, even if Mace and Yoda atleast gets that he has attachment and keep an eye on him at times.

Andtherefore it is Obi-Wan’s solemn duty…to kark with theirunderstanding.

Whichis why he in secret gets heelys implanted into his new boots, workingon them in the dead of the night or in his quarters on the Negotiatorto make sure no one will notice the little wheels now hidden insidehis footwear.

Ittakes a month, Obi-Wan would blame that on him fucking up his handand needing to take it easy with his right hand and therefore notbeing able to do detail work or heavy work but finally they are doneand Obi-Wan tests them out for a bit before giggling in delight.

He’ddeny that though, if anyone figured it out and asked, he’d say loudlaughing.

AndObi-Wan has the solemn duty to introduce them on his way to thecouncil meeting, with Anakin at coming with Ahsoka on a day they aregoing to meet at said council meeting.

Steppingout of his quarters, Obi-Wan had to shove his excitement underseveral layers of shielding as he gave a bland smile to the knightsoutside their own quarters.

Andthen he started gliding forward, hearing the hall go silent as heslid forward easily on the heelys as he had planned.

Hehad to contain a wince when he heard something shatter against theground, something of glass but he had a meeting to go to and thatmeant that he couldn’t stop.

“Obi-Wan,there you ar-ah!” Anakin stared at him as Obi-Wan slid to his side,the redhead smiling benevolently up at the other. “Ah… Obi-Wan?”He swallowed, Ahsoka peering around her master with wide eyes at themaster Jedi.

“YesAnakin? Is there something wrong?” Obi-Wan questioned warmly,beaming at the other while inwardly trying to keep his cackling down.

Shakinghis head, Anakin opened his mouth then closed it again, clearlyunsure what to say.

“Wellthen, let’s not dally, the council is waiting on us.” Obi-Wanmock chided then started sliding forward again, struggling againstthe urge to laugh as he heard a soft wheeze behind him before Anakinshot after him with Ahsoka, both of them staring at him.

WithObi-Wan pretending complete obliviousness as they slid towards theelevators.

Ofcourse, the council members weren’t any better as Obi-Wan slid tohis seat and sat down in an easy an elegant swish, settling one legover the other but taking care to tilt his sole down so no one wouldsee the inbuilt heely.

Asthe council and his padawan and great padawan stared at him, Obi-Wancontinued to pretend obliviousness, glancing about in return withwide, innocent eyes.

Finally,Yoda shook his head and croaked. “No Force at work I sense.” Hestared at Obi-Wan.

“I’msorry, but what are you saying master Yoda?” Obi-Wan tilted hishead.

Thecouncil exchanged looks, still wide eyed.

Ohthis was going to be so fun and Obi-Wan hopedhe was summoned to the Senate.

Ifthey thought Jedi were supernatural and were superstitious frombefore, Obi-Wan was going to have so much fun gliding around theSenate halls.

Hewould just need to avoid the carpets butoh, the amount of fuckery and kark he could get up to with these…

‘Obi-Wan,you clever bastard, Qui-Gon would be so proud of you.’ Obi-Wancouldn’t help but think as he covered up his mouth with his hand,grinning happily under it as the council continued the meeting whilesending glances towards him.

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My List of Underrated Manga/Anime: August 2019 Adorable Family ver.

#5: The Scholar’s Reincarnation

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Genre: Martial Arts, Action, Reincarnation

Status: Manga, Ongoing

Current # of Chapters: 110

Basic Summery: A martial artist with a reputation for being cold-blooded and vengeful is hunted down, killed and reincarnated into a wealthy but loving family. 

This was #5 on my list because while the MC’s family does play I vital part in the beginning as the story continues I think they’ll make fewer appearances. 

#4: Natsume Yuujinchou

Genre: Fantasy, Supernatural, Drama, Comedy

Status: Manga, Ongoing; Anime, Unknown

Current # of Chapters: 91

Basic Summery: Natsume’s can see spirits, just like his grandma Reiko. Reiko bound them to her will in the “Book of Friends“. Now that Natsume has inherited this book, a never-ending stream of spirits come after him. With the help of a spirit “cat“ Natsume spends his days dissolving the contracts that bind the spirits and discovers the true nature of the relationships between human and spirits. 

#4 due to the fact that it’s decently well known from the anime although I highly recommend the manga. Natsume is used to being passed around by his family until he is found by the Fujiwaras, a kind couple who never had kids themselves. I can’t say much because it spoils the plot a bit but the caring nature this couple has is mind blowing and it made me tear up. 

#3 From Maid To Mother

Genre: Reincarnation, Slice of Life, Romance

Status: Manga, Ongoing

Current # of Chapters: 34

Basic Summery: As a responsible teenager in her past life, Lily has earned a respectable status as a royal maid. She begins to work as a mother figure for a girl at a handsome and wealthy magician’s home

#3 A good family knit together by gentle personalities. Each has a history that gave them problems in their life but they manage to find a home with the others. 

#2 Boukensha ni Naritai to Miyako ni Deteitta Musume ga S Rank ni Natteta

Genre: Fantasy, Adventure, Action

Status: Manga, Ongoing

Current # of Chapters: 15

Basic Summery: After losing his leg, kind man Belgrieve has been living a more peaceful life as a former adventurerHer adoptive daughter, the S-Ranked Angeline has been away in Orphen Capital for years and is eager for her visit but she struggles to make it home. 

#2 Belgrieve is a kind man and his daughter loves him more than anything because of it. Despite being separated they both keep the other in their thoughts, the manga makes clear that this father-daughter relationship is above average.

#1 Spy x Family

Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy

Status: Manga, Ongoing

Current # of Chapters: Mission 12

Basic Summery: Westalia and Ostania, a country held together by a fragile peace, a top spy named Twilight must start a family in order to complete his mission.

#1 Original plot, characters and amazingly funny. These three and their unique personalities make a breathtaking comedy that never fails to make me smile. I can’t explain without spoiling the plot and making this a lot longer but I promise that you’ll enjoy it. 

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Codywan Drabble

There was never a guarantee that Obi-wan could go on every mission with the 212th. He tried, he truly did, but he couldn’t disobey too many orders from on high or he’d risk losing his command altogether. And that was something he wasn’t willing to risk. These men didn’t deserve someone who didn’t think of them as anything less than sentient. Cody deserved, almost needed, to know he wasn’t a machine. 

Everytime he left, he felt like he was losing what precious ground he had gained. If Anakin could stay behind or even Ahsoka things didn’t slid too bad. But if none of them were there…

Some of the natural born officers could be cruel. Obi-wan did his best to weed them out of his staff, but it seemed a few were assigned while he was away. And they weren’t kind to his men when he was gone. Even with his status as a Marshal Commander, Cody often ended up having to take orders from lower officers. Obi-wan hated it.

He also hated how he had to remind Cody he mattered when he got back, that he wasn’t replaceable. Not as the 212th commander and not as his Commander. 

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De aged au star wars clone wars

When Obi was a padawan there is a mission he takes on Mandalore for a year protecting Satine. So during the clone wars when he is on Mandalore, both he AND Satine are de aged to nearing the end of the year obi was protecting her. Now the fighting seems similar and jinn is no where to be found and strange ppl are everywhere but he and Satine go on with him protecting her and them being snarky. Satine's relative and the Jedi and clones are wondering at the de aged Jedi and duchess as they have gone running into situations with a camera following the de aged ppl and wondering what happened to them as they are clearly in a diff mindset. The relative is getting messages similar to when the mandalor year war was nearly over so they go through the Jedi and other sources of what happened. The Jedi come across videos of qui gon recording their 'forbidden love' or as he calls it 'sibling angst' while the sibling finds messages from Satine about what happened during the original time with obi and jinn. Obi runs into the clones and Cody, and helps them out bc the force suggests he likes them and love for this knight with exasperation. Returning to an isolated spot until they revert to their actual age, everyone gets a aight of young obi and satine fighting and everything is funny until they realize obi is literally about to leave the order bc of satine. And she talks about the scars she receives bc he dropped her. The scary thing is she would ask obi to leave the order. They wonder how this Jedi is the one who is the IDEAL JEDI want to leave the order. Obi wan decides to talk about another mission he had been on... Melida/daan where he left the order to become a young soldier/fighter bc no one would help. He won the war but the main reason he stayed died after they won. They were aiming for him and she jumped in the way. If this romance with Satine does not work out is he destined for everyone he loves to leave him? This and the Jedi report of what happened wants ppl to just wrap obi in a ball and keep him safe. Naturally when they return to their actual age they don't remember it nut after maul kills Satine and maul has now taken one more person from obi wan... He asks them in a force que 'am I cursed to lose everyone I love?' he goes to Cody to sleep on while everyone vows to keep obi safe... I was trying to write a fluff story of the clone wars ppl see the relationship between obi and Satine along with obi cuteness but I got an angst story of how obi loses everyone he loves in his arms. Literally. (Melida/daan girl, qui gon, siri, satine, his friends, padme and others I don't remember.)

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