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Debunking the "The Jedi Are Evil" Theory Made by The Film Theorists PT 2

Point 2 - That Luke was Right in the Sequels

In the Sequels, Luke says this:

"Now that they're extinct, the Jedi are romanticized, deified...but if you strip away the myth and look at their deeds, the legacy of the Jedi is failure, hypocrisy, hubris."

And, after bringing this quote up, Matthew says this:

"While this kind of tea spill coming from Luke was considered pretty sacrilegious, both by other characters as well as the audience, I think that Luke has a point if you examine the movies with a little more scrutiny. His criticisms aren't exactly unfounded."

Now, first of all, what Luke is saying here cannot be trusted as "fact" or anything to go off of, mainly because of two reasons.

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1. He's trying to convince Rey not to be a Jedi or, at the very least, to not make him train her (which is pretty much the same thing), and at this point in time he pretty clearly hates himself and blames himself for the state of the galaxy. He's been stewing in his rocky hideaway for who knows how long, with nothing but the ocean and his own self-loathing to keep him company.

He's saying this here so that Rey will give up and not make him train her, because he's scared of making the same mistakes he did with Kylo Ren and fucking up the galaxy even more (we see a similar thing with Obi-Wan in the Kenobi show, where he refuses to save Leia at first because he's scared of not being able to save her--like he wasn't able to "save" Anakin).

And the traits, the "legacy," he's assigning the Jedi...isn't actually the legacy of the Jedi. It's him assigning what he believes to be his own legacy to the Jedi as a whole, because it's easier for him to deal with his own failure that way.

and 2. Luke is framed as being wrong for saying this. None of the other characters agree with him, eventually he does end up training Rey, and eventually he lets go of his pain and fair and grief and "becomes a Jedi again" and faces his "legacy of failure"--Kylo Ren.

It's obvious that the movies are clearly making him out to be wrong when he says those things, you don't need to have a neon sign posted above his head that says "WRONG" in order to see it. So taking his words at face-value is just trying to take a bad-faith reading of the Jedi--rather than the "objective scrutiny" that Matthew is purportedly putting the Jedi up to in this theory.

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I would also like to argue that Luke's only real knowledge of the Prequel Era Jedi and their actions/beliefs/traditions/etc. is...lacking, to say the least.

The Empire literally destroyed and desecrated every Jedi Temple that they could find, they wiped out all the information they could about the Jedi, and then spread anti-Jedi propaganda through the galaxy for years. Not to mention that, by this point, pretty much every Prequel Era Jedi is dead.

There's no one around to really tell Luke about the Jedi's actions or culture and what little information he might've been able to dig up probably wouldn't have amounted to much. So, when Luke says this, it can only really be taken as a commentary on the Post-Prequel Era Jedi, because he doesn't know enough about the Prequel Era Jedi to make any criticisms.

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Matthew then says:

"There are certainly examples of the Jedi doing some pretty unsportsmanlike things to innocent victims throughout the old movies, like manipulating-" [plays a video cut of Obi-Wan in ANH, mind-tricking the stormtroopers into thinking that R2 and 3PO "aren't the droids they're looking for"]

This example is pretty easy to debunk, because Matthew leaves out the context.

Obi-Wan has to do this.

Because let's look at what would probably happen if he didn't:

1. He and Luke would be arrested and turned in to the Empire, probably Vader, and Vader would immediately recognize Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan would get murdered.

2. Vader would realize Luke was his son and probably try to indoctrinate him into an Imperial way of thinking, and Palpatine/Vader would probably have Luke "trained" (read: tortured) into becoming an Inquisitor.

and 3. The droids would probably either be memory wiped or destroyed, therefore destroying the plans for the Death Star that the Rebellion needed to destroy it--and the Death Star wouldn't be able to be destroyed, more planets and people would probably be killed.

Aside from the thing with the Death Star plans, Obi-Wan probably knows that that's what's gonna happen--and, if the Empire is looking for the droids, then it's pretty obvious that the droids are important to the Rebellion. So it wouldn't be a stretch to say that Obi-Wan probably understands that the Rebellion would be hurt by their loss.

Not to mention that stormtroopers aren't "innocent victims."

They actively sign up to work for the Empire and take part in the oppression of countless peoples and worlds. And It's not like Obi-Wan pulled aside a random stormtrooper just so he could mind-fuck him, they were approached by the troopers first and he reacted defensively. He didn't even make them do anything bad, he just told them "these aren't the droids you're looking for" and had them go on their way.

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Matthew's quote, continued:

"-stealing spaceships and crashing them-" [cut to a video clip of Obi-Wan and Anakin in RotS, crashing the Separatist vessel they escaped on after rescuing the Chancellor]

Once again, this is pretty easy to debunk because, again, Matthew leaves out the context.

The Separatists literally kidnapped the Chancellor of the Republic and the Jedi had to rescue him. They had to steal the ship to escape or be captured, and likely executed, by the Separatists--therefore allowing the Separatists (who are literally enslaving and oppressing countless other systems and run by a fucking fascist dictator) to win the war and take over the rest of the galaxy.

Once again, the Jedi were acting defensively.

And I feel like, all things considered, the Jedi stealing that Separatist ship, to escape from a situation the Separatists caused, in order to keep the galaxy from falling into the hands of an oppressive dictatorship and attempt to stay alive...is a pretty damn reasonable decision, don't you think?

And, just for added context, the ship was literally falling apart when they crashed it. They didn't crash it on purpose, it was an emergency landing. If you're gonna say the Jedi are bad for "crashing" the ship, you may as well get mad at every pilot who ever initiated an emergency landing because it's literally the same thing--and if we're putting the Jedi up to "objective scrutiny" then there shouldn't be any double standards.

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Matthew's quote, continued:

"-or just outright lying about their own powers-" [cut to a video clip of Mace and Yoda talking, where Mace says they should tell the Senate their ability to use the Force is diminished and Yoda saying they shouldn't because it will only multiply their adversaries]

Here the Jedi weren't lying, like...at all.

No one was asking them about their ability to use the Force, so they couldn't be lying. They were withholding information, information that the Senate--as non-Jedi--had no right to know about unless it would actively affect the Republic. Which, again, at this point in time it wouldn't.

But, fine, let's just pretend that the Jedi were lying...

...they were lying for good reason.

Yoda is right here. Even if we ignore the fact that Yoda is a stand-in for GL and what he says is quite literally the canon truth (since he's the creator), the Senate is already pretty at odds with the Jedi, which we see later in AotC when Palpatine and the Senate pretty much strong-arm the Jedi into accepting the role of Generals in the war, despite being told point blank by Mace Windu that they're peace keepers and not soldiers. Do you really think the Senate (read: Palpatine) wouldn't have used this information against the Jedi?

And, are you completely ignoring the fact that Mace is literally saying that they should tell the Senate and Yoda is disagreeing with him?

Obviously Yoda's take on what they should or shouldn't tell the Senate isn't something that the entire Order believes--it's just his opinion on what they should do.

You can't say that "the Jedi are liars" and then play a clip that literally debunks that by having two Jedi disagreeing with each other about whether or not to tell the truth.

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we have good and bad jedi.

fans can bicker all the live long day about who their favorite jedi general is, but what about the clones? the troopers of the 501st knew undoubtedly that general skywalker valued them, as someone born into slavery, born into a life where his value was determined by what he could do, anakin knows the importance of letting his troops know they are valued.

“still showing off, general?”

“you know me, echo.”

the 212th revered obi-wan for his just leadership, levelheaded thinking, and his skills on the battlefield. his friendship with commander cody is a testament to his respect for the gar. obi-wan is a kind person, not overly so, as he keeps his emotions fairly in check, being a more by the books general than his former padawan, but he is caring, and he cares dearly for the 212th, and it reflects in the 212th’s loyalty and respect for their general.

“you didn't miss much. last time, i was chained to a pole and attacked by several humongous monsters."

"that sounds entertaining."

"it was. for the geonosians.”

yoda, wise as he was, wasn’t particularly inclined to emotional outbursts, but a kind word, yes. yoda more than any jedi could appreciate the value of individuality among the clones. the 41st respected the jedi master and general, for his was wise beyond his many many years of age.

“not much to look at here, sir. we all share the same face.”

“deceive you, eyes can. in the force, very different, each one of you are.”

oh, but the general of the 104th, he was no general at all. jedi master plo koon hardly saw the clones as troopers, and certainly not as numbers. clones who were assigned to the 104th battalion knew that they would be fighting alongside someone who viewed each of them as a human being, not just another number, not something expendable. they weren’t replaceable as droids were, nor so mechanical and unfeeling. these were boys, boys aged to fight in a war they couldn’t possibly understand. these were fatherless sons, and in his infinite paternal wisdom, general plo was family. general plo who led his wolfpack, who decorated their ships, painted them, words streaked in aurebesh “plo’s bros.” these were his sons.

“we’re meant to be expendable.”

“not to me.”

i’m sorry i have so many feelings about the father of the 104th.

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Clones Deaging/Adoption

I was reading some drabbles where the clones de aged to around their live in the world, and that featured around Anakin and Padme hurryingly adopt the 501st. Also Plo Koon was way ahead of the game and adopted the Wolfpack a long time ago when they were still in accel age. That caused a big uproar.

Now I am just imagining the 212th wondering why Obi wan isn’t hurrying to adopt them, when he shows that he managed to adopt all past, present and future 212th with some paperwork he did in his downtime. He did this around the same time as Plo but didn’t get attention because it was either a busy day with the paperwork hidden or slow day when no one really checked what they were signing. So Obi wan was working with his children for about a couple years already. But if they want to see him actually write out each individual adoption, he now has time to do it and let them watch.

Also I bet that the clones on Coruscant are being adopted by the entire jedi order as they don’t officially have a jedi in charge, so Yoda adopts them. Because everyone else has their clones, he should have these younglings. 

Shaak Ti adopts all the ones on Kamino, and then either transfers or shares custody with the other jedi that receives the clones based on the younglings preference. 

Thing is though, Shaak Ti and Obi wan technically share all clones with each other and the jedi. Obi wan being the first jedi they met and Shaak being the one that stayed with them to train. 

Also wonder how 99 is.

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Yoda wack stick

So I was thinking about how fanon at least has Yoda wack anyone with a stick or at least the Jedi. The Jedi have grown up with Yoda wacking their shins or something bc of they did something. Now imagine the clone wars where they are with master Yoda and their troops but say something stupid. Yoda wack them. Now the Jedi have known what this is but the senators and troops do not so all they see is a person of authority 'hurting' an underling. This gets hate for Yoda but the other Jedi and confused as Yoda is teaching humility and everyone is equal, do not get high and mighty along with breaking them out of their funk. Jedi then have to protect master Yoda from troopers and senators until the situation is explained. Also Yoda wacks windu and Kenobi.

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