It is in english but with subtitles. So in the clone wars, there is an episode where obi wan is ‘killed’, goes undercover to stop a plot to kill the chancellor. What he does is have to get credibility. Now, how does a ‘jedi killer’ gain credibility? Stab an alien shark in the hand and say he would taste better than prison food. 

There is another post somewhere on here where people react to Jedi Councilor Obi wan ‘civilized’ managed to pass as a bounty hunter. 

Can someone do a reaction where everyone that knows obi wan reacts to the fact that calm jedi actually stabbed someone in the hand and made a food joke? Because this is awesome that Obi wan did it but no one really does anything with this. Just like the umbara arc, which obi wan totally saves Hardcase and Waxer. 

The only reason as to why she has any of the files is because of a report on prison life; and what better way to write about such a subject than to research actual Jedi who have actually gone to prison. True, Master Obi-Wan was under cover. But now that the mission was over, there honestly wasn’t much of a reason to keep the identity he used secret anymore. Ahsoka can’t relish the school work; however. Because she’d much rather be out there on the front lines fighting rather than being stuck at the Temple until she was off Medical Leave. Six could be such a bastard some time. She decided on her quarter’s to settle down in, along with a thermos of berry tea and some sweets. She deserves it. Anakin can go fly a gundark as far as she is concerned. He simply has a bias against anything sweet. Even Obi-Wan sneaks sugar behind her own Master’s back. No on says anything as she passes them by with her snacks procured from the nearest Refectory. Now, for a long research stint until she gives up for something far more interesting.

~*~

“YOU’RE CRAZY!?” Ahsoka gasps through a fit of laughter. “That is the least craziest thing he’s ever done!” the holo-recorder went on but Ahsoka shut it done. 

“I have to show people this!” 

~*~

((sorry that’s all I’ve got.))

This is amazing!

thank you. :) 

Imagine the clones and jedi faces when she shows them. ‘Oh that? That is master kenobi, I mean its not like he is regarded as the most Jedi Jedi ever, but he totally stabbed someone in the hand. You know, the guy who thinks blasters are uncivilized?’ that he did an uncivilized thing. Obi wan is imagined as this Jedi code guy yet he successfully went UNDERCOVER as a BOUNTY HUNTER. Which he thinks is uncivilized. During the escape from prison he stunned all the clones and did not kill them. Duh.

Cody or someone gets captured by bounty hunters or whatever and they’re like. “Be careful because my general once stabbed someone j. The hand and threatened to eat them. You do t want to mess with him.”

It got better. Do the bounty hunters know that a ‘peace loving jedi’ actually passed as a bounty hunter. What about Hondo? Does he find out and is either wow or look at my teaching.

Hondo totally takes credit for that stuff; of course it got around afterwords because slicer’s are annoying and tend to do stuff and they put the vid out and whatever. So that cover is totally busted. It’s a huge topic of conversation. Hondo loves it. He eats it up and the next time he see’s Obi-Wan he can’t help but call him “Son! you came back to see your ol’ papa!” and Obi-Wan is so confused and he can’t figure out what Hondo is talking about until people start getting cagey around him whenever he has a fork near him or in his hand. 

Is that why they put up with his ‘civilized’ thing of flirting and tea, which uses a spoon and not a dork. They so everything he asks and try not to get the uncivilized reaction or forks near him by making sure the food tastes great. Not good, great.

Yes. And Obi-Wan doesn’t even notice. he’s also doesn’t care. He just wants some good food as a way to distract the enemy. 

Someone is in trouble, they go to understanding obi wan who is also a bad ass as no one wants to deal with a protective obi wan. So fives instead of going to rex and Anakin goes to obi wan to help with tup, as he also saved 99. Also is umbara before or after deception arc? If it is after then obi wan senses something is up and goes ape shit on Krell and krell is in pieces before he allows a clone to shoot him at the same time.

Yes. Fives tells Obi Everything because reasons. Obi does a thing with the chips -he knows someone who knows someone badda-bing badda-boom - and they figure stuff out and the chips get taken out and he makes certain to keep it from the higher ups for reasons. So no one knows WHY all of a sudden a bunch of Clones have head wounds. It just is. And people go on with their business. 

(this helps later on since Order 66 and that’s when Palpatine gets arrested/executed). 

I had to do a search and it looks to be after. Either way you also got Kadavo. And Obi-Wan can’t be too extra because Lives depend on him. And that was just messed up anyway. And no one blames him but he blames himself. 

So, when Krell comes along. Obi catches a clue. Leaves Cody in charge and goes to see what’s what. Krell of course knows he’s toast. Fork or not. Maybe if it’s after Krell thinks it’s a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Then they fight and lightsaber or fork Obi-Wan is a badass who can fight anyone and anything. 

Mace windu probably knew about obi wan’s badassness before anyone after qui gon bc I headcanon that when obi wan or qui gon did something they went behind the others back to talk to Windu, about what the other did. So he is in the middle of this sudden competition of who is crazier. Also he records both sides of the conversation for blackmail.

Whenever some de ages obi wan u just imagine obi wan with the age mindset to call Windu and complain about qui gon in front of everyone. (@norcumi with commander kenobi) . just obi wan in front of everyone calling Windu in front of his own troops listening to ‘what qui gon did’.

The troops learn some things they are not happy with.

Thankfully qui gon is dead or else the troops would do something to him. Also just the fact that it gets spread to the rest of the GAR so they can protect him better. Also anyone and everyone that knows him will be overprotective for a long time. They go to garen, bant and other childhood friends (like in nobody wins but mostly everyone lives, hopefully later) and talk about the missions.

I thought about when obi wan was younger and complained to his friends about his missions that they put tiny cameras like in spy kids all over obi wan’s cloaks front back side before he left and also on the bottom of his lightsaber. Thankfully it had sound so they did this for a lot of missions and stored them with backups bc reasons. Now the time has come to show everyone the perspective of padawan obi wan kenobis missions along with what he and qui gon did. Aka read Jedi apprentice books or ask someone who read it, and watch characters faces (jedi, troopers, senators and friends of obi wan) see the shit they got into.

Bant choses a select number of people with a form they have to sign that keeps all of this private. Anakin does not fall to dark due to the bullshit Obi-Wan went through and instead he becomes a doting a “lover” and hence OT3 anipadawan is born. 

Like in barren humor, younglings make obi wan chuck Norris jokes that makes the rounds to the clones where people don’t like it bc obi wan just faked his death but it is funny to everyone else. I just imagine Obi-wan being supportive and protective of his clones so when someone threatens them he goes into the mode he used like as rako hardeen, and the problem is gone. He cares about the clones as they were bred for war while not knowing anything else so he encourages them to do new things. I don’t understand why ppl think he would be scandalized for jokes like in some fic where ppl write blogs and other things about Jedi. The Jedi apprentice and other things show he is a little shit so maybe he just trolls them while actually being one of the ppl writing or performing. Everyone tries to catch him being disgusted but he just pretends bc how did they find it. His troopers put up a huge prank that he doesn’t like swears or them getting drunk but he doesn’t mind as long as they are careful of it. So imagine their surprise as when he does de age he does the things he and everyone in on the prank knows he doesn’t care about.

He was a shit as a youngling and had to put up with being a padawan to qui gon jinn along with TEACHING ANAKIN SKYWALKER. you don’t think Anakin could have got it from anywhere right? He just thinks obi wan would never and is perfect Jedi that ppl wonder if Anakin slept through his whole apprenticeship. Ahsoka especially.

It is in english but with subtitles. So in the clone wars, there is an episode where obi wan is ‘killed’, goes undercover to stop a plot to kill the chancellor. What he does is have to get credibility. Now, how does a ‘jedi killer’ gain credibility? Stab an alien shark in the hand and say he would taste better than prison food. 

There is another post somewhere on here where people react to Jedi Councilor Obi wan ‘civilized’ managed to pass as a bounty hunter. 

Can someone do a reaction where everyone that knows obi wan reacts to the fact that calm jedi actually stabbed someone in the hand and made a food joke? Because this is awesome that Obi wan did it but no one really does anything with this. Just like the umbara arc, which obi wan totally saves Hardcase and Waxer. 

The only reason as to why she has any of the files is because of a report on prison life; and what better way to write about such a subject than to research actual Jedi who have actually gone to prison. True, Master Obi-Wan was under cover. But now that the mission was over, there honestly wasn’t much of a reason to keep the identity he used secret anymore. Ahsoka can’t relish the school work; however. Because she’d much rather be out there on the front lines fighting rather than being stuck at the Temple until she was off Medical Leave. Six could be such a bastard some time. She decided on her quarter’s to settle down in, along with a thermos of berry tea and some sweets. She deserves it. Anakin can go fly a gundark as far as she is concerned. He simply has a bias against anything sweet. Even Obi-Wan sneaks sugar behind her own Master’s back. No on says anything as she passes them by with her snacks procured from the nearest Refectory. Now, for a long research stint until she gives up for something far more interesting.

~*~

“YOU’RE CRAZY!?” Ahsoka gasps through a fit of laughter. “That is the least craziest thing he’s ever done!” the holo-recorder went on but Ahsoka shut it done. 

“I have to show people this!” 

~*~

((sorry that’s all I’ve got.))

This is amazing!

thank you. :) 

Imagine the clones and jedi faces when she shows them. ‘Oh that? That is master kenobi, I mean its not like he is regarded as the most Jedi Jedi ever, but he totally stabbed someone in the hand. You know, the guy who thinks blasters are uncivilized?’ that he did an uncivilized thing. Obi wan is imagined as this Jedi code guy yet he successfully went UNDERCOVER as a BOUNTY HUNTER. Which he thinks is uncivilized. During the escape from prison he stunned all the clones and did not kill them. Duh.

Cody or someone gets captured by bounty hunters or whatever and they’re like. “Be careful because my general once stabbed someone j. The hand and threatened to eat them. You do t want to mess with him.”

It got better. Do the bounty hunters know that a ‘peace loving jedi’ actually passed as a bounty hunter. What about Hondo? Does he find out and is either wow or look at my teaching.

Hondo totally takes credit for that stuff; of course it got around afterwords because slicer’s are annoying and tend to do stuff and they put the vid out and whatever. So that cover is totally busted. It’s a huge topic of conversation. Hondo loves it. He eats it up and the next time he see’s Obi-Wan he can’t help but call him “Son! you came back to see your ol’ papa!” and Obi-Wan is so confused and he can’t figure out what Hondo is talking about until people start getting cagey around him whenever he has a fork near him or in his hand. 

Is that why they put up with his ‘civilized’ thing of flirting and tea, which uses a spoon and not a dork. They so everything he asks and try not to get the uncivilized reaction or forks near him by making sure the food tastes great. Not good, great.

Yes. And Obi-Wan doesn’t even notice. he’s also doesn’t care. He just wants some good food as a way to distract the enemy. 

Someone is in trouble, they go to understanding obi wan who is also a bad ass as no one wants to deal with a protective obi wan. So fives instead of going to rex and Anakin goes to obi wan to help with tup, as he also saved 99. Also is umbara before or after deception arc? If it is after then obi wan senses something is up and goes ape shit on Krell and krell is in pieces before he allows a clone to shoot him at the same time.

Yes. Fives tells Obi Everything because reasons. Obi does a thing with the chips -he knows someone who knows someone badda-bing badda-boom - and they figure stuff out and the chips get taken out and he makes certain to keep it from the higher ups for reasons. So no one knows WHY all of a sudden a bunch of Clones have head wounds. It just is. And people go on with their business. 

(this helps later on since Order 66 and that’s when Palpatine gets arrested/executed). 

I had to do a search and it looks to be after. Either way you also got Kadavo. And Obi-Wan can’t be too extra because Lives depend on him. And that was just messed up anyway. And no one blames him but he blames himself. 

So, when Krell comes along. Obi catches a clue. Leaves Cody in charge and goes to see what’s what. Krell of course knows he’s toast. Fork or not. Maybe if it’s after Krell thinks it’s a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Then they fight and lightsaber or fork Obi-Wan is a badass who can fight anyone and anything. 

Mace windu probably knew about obi wan’s badassness before anyone after qui gon bc I headcanon that when obi wan or qui gon did something they went behind the others back to talk to Windu, about what the other did. So he is in the middle of this sudden competition of who is crazier. Also he records both sides of the conversation for blackmail.

Whenever some de ages obi wan u just imagine obi wan with the age mindset to call Windu and complain about qui gon in front of everyone. (@norcumi with commander kenobi) . just obi wan in front of everyone calling Windu in front of his own troops listening to ‘what qui gon did’.

The troops learn some things they are not happy with.

Thankfully qui gon is dead or else the troops would do something to him. Also just the fact that it gets spread to the rest of the GAR so they can protect him better. Also anyone and everyone that knows him will be overprotective for a long time. They go to garen, bant and other childhood friends (like in nobody wins but mostly everyone lives, hopefully later) and talk about the missions.

I thought about when obi wan was younger and complained to his friends about his missions that they put tiny cameras like in spy kids all over obi wan’s cloaks front back side before he left and also on the bottom of his lightsaber. Thankfully it had sound so they did this for a lot of missions and stored them with backups bc reasons. Now the time has come to show everyone the perspective of padawan obi wan kenobis missions along with what he and qui gon did. Aka read Jedi apprentice books or ask someone who read it, and watch characters faces (jedi, troopers, senators and friends of obi wan) see the shit they got into.

Bant choses a select number of people with a form they have to sign that keeps all of this private. Anakin does not fall to dark due to the bullshit Obi-Wan went through and instead he becomes a doting a “lover” and hence OT3 anipadawan is born. 

Like in barren humor, younglings make obi wan chuck Norris jokes that makes the rounds to the clones where people don't like it bc obi wan just faked his death but it is funny to everyone else. I just imagine Obi-wan being supportive and protective of his clones so when someone threatens them he goes into the mode he used like as rako hardeen, and the problem is gone. He cares about the clones as they were bred for war while not knowing anything else so he encourages them to do new things. I don't understand why ppl think he would be scandalized for jokes like in some fic where ppl write blogs and other things about Jedi. The Jedi apprentice and other things show he is a little shit so maybe he just trolls them while actually being one of the ppl writing or performing. Everyone tries to catch him being disgusted but he just pretends bc how did they find it. His troopers put up a huge prank that he doesn't like swears or them getting drunk but he doesn't mind as long as they are careful of it. So imagine their surprise as when he does de age he does the things he and everyone in on the prank knows he doesn't care about.

He was a shit as a youngling and had to put up with being a padawan to qui gon jinn along with TEACHING ANAKIN SKYWALKER. you don't think Anakin could have got it from anywhere right? He just thinks obi wan would never and is perfect Jedi that ppl wonder if Anakin slept through his whole apprenticeship. Ahsoka especially.