The Phantom Apprentice

A Star Wars AU featuring Ghost Mechanics from Danny Phantom

Eventually this will be posted to Ao3, but that is a long while off, so I figured I’d let people begin to enjoy it on here. Additional Chapters will appear on this post as a reblog because I’m not too concerned with making this look pretty.

Based on this continued thread of rambled nonsense…

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Chapters:

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It is in english but with subtitles. So in the clone wars, there is an episode where obi wan is ‘killed’, goes undercover to stop a plot to kill the chancellor. What he does is have to get credibility. Now, how does a ‘jedi killer’ gain credibility? Stab an alien shark in the hand and say he would taste better than prison food. 

There is another post somewhere on here where people react to Jedi Councilor Obi wan ‘civilized’ managed to pass as a bounty hunter. 

Can someone do a reaction where everyone that knows obi wan reacts to the fact that calm jedi actually stabbed someone in the hand and made a food joke? Because this is awesome that Obi wan did it but no one really does anything with this. Just like the umbara arc, which obi wan totally saves Hardcase and Waxer. 

The only reason as to why she has any of the files is because of a report on prison life; and what better way to write about such a subject than to research actual Jedi who have actually gone to prison. True, Master Obi-Wan was under cover. But now that the mission was over, there honestly wasn’t much of a reason to keep the identity he used secret anymore. Ahsoka can’t relish the school work; however. Because she’d much rather be out there on the front lines fighting rather than being stuck at the Temple until she was off Medical Leave. Six could be such a bastard some time. She decided on her quarter’s to settle down in, along with a thermos of berry tea and some sweets. She deserves it. Anakin can go fly a gundark as far as she is concerned. He simply has a bias against anything sweet. Even Obi-Wan sneaks sugar behind her own Master’s back. No on says anything as she passes them by with her snacks procured from the nearest Refectory. Now, for a long research stint until she gives up for something far more interesting.

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“YOU’RE CRAZY!?” Ahsoka gasps through a fit of laughter. “That is the least craziest thing he’s ever done!” the holo-recorder went on but Ahsoka shut it done. 

“I have to show people this!” 

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((sorry that’s all I’ve got.))

This is amazing!

thank you. :) 

Imagine the clones and jedi faces when she shows them. ‘Oh that? That is master kenobi, I mean its not like he is regarded as the most Jedi Jedi ever, but he totally stabbed someone in the hand. You know, the guy who thinks blasters are uncivilized?’ that he did an uncivilized thing. Obi wan is imagined as this Jedi code guy yet he successfully went UNDERCOVER as a BOUNTY HUNTER. Which he thinks is uncivilized. During the escape from prison he stunned all the clones and did not kill them. Duh.

Cody or someone gets captured by bounty hunters or whatever and they’re like. “Be careful because my general once stabbed someone j. The hand and threatened to eat them. You do t want to mess with him.”

It got better. Do the bounty hunters know that a ‘peace loving jedi’ actually passed as a bounty hunter. What about Hondo? Does he find out and is either wow or look at my teaching.

Hondo totally takes credit for that stuff; of course it got around afterwords because slicer’s are annoying and tend to do stuff and they put the vid out and whatever. So that cover is totally busted. It’s a huge topic of conversation. Hondo loves it. He eats it up and the next time he see’s Obi-Wan he can’t help but call him “Son! you came back to see your ol’ papa!” and Obi-Wan is so confused and he can’t figure out what Hondo is talking about until people start getting cagey around him whenever he has a fork near him or in his hand. 

Is that why they put up with his ‘civilized’ thing of flirting and tea, which uses a spoon and not a dork. They so everything he asks and try not to get the uncivilized reaction or forks near him by making sure the food tastes great. Not good, great.

Yes. And Obi-Wan doesn’t even notice. he’s also doesn’t care. He just wants some good food as a way to distract the enemy. 

Someone is in trouble, they go to understanding obi wan who is also a bad ass as no one wants to deal with a protective obi wan. So fives instead of going to rex and Anakin goes to obi wan to help with tup, as he also saved 99. Also is umbara before or after deception arc? If it is after then obi wan senses something is up and goes ape shit on Krell and krell is in pieces before he allows a clone to shoot him at the same time.

Yes. Fives tells Obi Everything because reasons. Obi does a thing with the chips -he knows someone who knows someone badda-bing badda-boom - and they figure stuff out and the chips get taken out and he makes certain to keep it from the higher ups for reasons. So no one knows WHY all of a sudden a bunch of Clones have head wounds. It just is. And people go on with their business. 

(this helps later on since Order 66 and that’s when Palpatine gets arrested/executed). 

I had to do a search and it looks to be after. Either way you also got Kadavo. And Obi-Wan can’t be too extra because Lives depend on him. And that was just messed up anyway. And no one blames him but he blames himself. 

So, when Krell comes along. Obi catches a clue. Leaves Cody in charge and goes to see what’s what. Krell of course knows he’s toast. Fork or not. Maybe if it’s after Krell thinks it’s a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Then they fight and lightsaber or fork Obi-Wan is a badass who can fight anyone and anything. 

Mace windu probably knew about obi wan’s badassness before anyone after qui gon bc I headcanon that when obi wan or qui gon did something they went behind the others back to talk to Windu, about what the other did. So he is in the middle of this sudden competition of who is crazier. Also he records both sides of the conversation for blackmail.

Whenever some de ages obi wan u just imagine obi wan with the age mindset to call Windu and complain about qui gon in front of everyone. (@norcumi with commander kenobi) . just obi wan in front of everyone calling Windu in front of his own troops listening to ‘what qui gon did’.

The troops learn some things they are not happy with.

Thankfully qui gon is dead or else the troops would do something to him. Also just the fact that it gets spread to the rest of the GAR so they can protect him better. Also anyone and everyone that knows him will be overprotective for a long time. They go to garen, bant and other childhood friends (like in nobody wins but mostly everyone lives, hopefully later) and talk about the missions.

I thought about when obi wan was younger and complained to his friends about his missions that they put tiny cameras like in spy kids all over obi wan’s cloaks front back side before he left and also on the bottom of his lightsaber. Thankfully it had sound so they did this for a lot of missions and stored them with backups bc reasons. Now the time has come to show everyone the perspective of padawan obi wan kenobis missions along with what he and qui gon did. Aka read Jedi apprentice books or ask someone who read it, and watch characters faces (jedi, troopers, senators and friends of obi wan) see the shit they got into.

Bant choses a select number of people with a form they have to sign that keeps all of this private. Anakin does not fall to dark due to the bullshit Obi-Wan went through and instead he becomes a doting a “lover” and hence OT3 anipadawan is born. 

Like in barren humor, younglings make obi wan chuck Norris jokes that makes the rounds to the clones where people don’t like it bc obi wan just faked his death but it is funny to everyone else. I just imagine Obi-wan being supportive and protective of his clones so when someone threatens them he goes into the mode he used like as rako hardeen, and the problem is gone. He cares about the clones as they were bred for war while not knowing anything else so he encourages them to do new things. I don’t understand why ppl think he would be scandalized for jokes like in some fic where ppl write blogs and other things about Jedi. The Jedi apprentice and other things show he is a little shit so maybe he just trolls them while actually being one of the ppl writing or performing. Everyone tries to catch him being disgusted but he just pretends bc how did they find it. His troopers put up a huge prank that he doesn’t like swears or them getting drunk but he doesn’t mind as long as they are careful of it. So imagine their surprise as when he does de age he does the things he and everyone in on the prank knows he doesn’t care about.

He was a shit as a youngling and had to put up with being a padawan to qui gon jinn along with TEACHING ANAKIN SKYWALKER. you don’t think Anakin could have got it from anywhere right? He just thinks obi wan would never and is perfect Jedi that ppl wonder if Anakin slept through his whole apprenticeship. Ahsoka especially.

Why? Why? Why?

I know the mirroring between Satine and Qui-gon’s deaths has been pointed out before. (Dying in Obi-wan’s arms, hand outstretched to touch his face.)

BUT IT EXTENDS EVEN FURTHER BEYOND THAT. LOOK AT THIS. MY GOD.

Cerasi. Dies in Obi-wan’s arms, hand outstretched.

Qui-gon. Dies in Obi-wan’s arms, hand outstretched.

Siri Tachi. Dies in Obi-wan’s arms, hand outstretched.

Ventress. ‘Dies’ in Obi-wan’s arms, hand outstretched.

Satine. I don’t even want to talk about it.

I’m almost fulling expecting Maul to die in Obi-wan’s arms the same way at the end of this season of Rebels. Because of course Obi-wan just needs another element of tragedy in his life.

(cries)

And he did so.

can we just like….talk about dexter jettster? how qui gon passed this amazing  giant four-armed lizard man’s friendship to obi wan and they just talk about everything together and how they probably have this secret code language or something for all the shady things going down in the republic? how they have casual lunches in this greasy diner with cups of steaming caff? how they sit and chat on rooftops through clouds of smoke from dex’s cheroots? and how dex’s seen it all- he knows obi wan, probably as well as some of the masters in the temple do- and how he knows anakin too and even ahsoka and how he probably saw the first billows of smoke roll up from the jedi temple that night? 

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW MANY NON-JEDI FRIENDS OBI-WAN HAD

how many he inherited from his old life

last pieces of love left over from a time he still looks back on with a smile

and how they looked for him

how they watched smoke rising in funeral pyre columns, as even the air in the underlevels took on the tang of burning

how they watched with dawning horror while the rest of the planet chose not to care.  how they tried to contact him - how they tried the channels they knew, but those were ones that went through the Temple comm center, and obviously no one is there to receive and direct messages anymore

how they watched the papers and the ‘Net, wondering, hoping they could catch some hint, some whisper

you know they had to assume he was dead.  and eventually they’ll be right; they’re just a little premature.  but what gets me is that obi-wan kenobi may disappear, he may drop off the face of the galaxy and leave no one to know about the sacrifices he’s making or what he’s giving up for the sake of future hope, future peace, future liberation - his people may be destroyed and his culture may have been purged from the record and his faith may be derided, but even with the obliteration of the jedi his memory can’t be erased, because even though there aren’t any jedi left to light his pyre, the people who mourn for obi-wan kenobi aren’t jedi; obi-wan’s living memory are diner owners and pilots and thieves and revolutionaries, slicers and palace servants and miners and farmers - all of them pathetic, meaning pathos, meaning of or relating to emotions.

they never find out what happened to him.  but they never forget him, either.

Okay but what about the people Obi wan met wherever he went? The planets he helped as a padawan, knight, master and during the clone wars as a general? What do they think about the one who helped their needs but when he needed them they did not return the favor? 

Everyone the jedi helped and then they didn’t return the favor/help when they needed it. When their world and ways were destroyed and no one stepped in to help. Sure ‘jedi conspiracy’ but where is the proof? The evidence and the investigation? The jedi attacking Palps is proof but not good enough because how did those jedi die, why were they defeated against a politician? 

What if someone had a vision of the senate betraying the jedi, as that is technically what they are doing and decided to start separating from the senate, as ‘they gain nothing, and lose everything’ being with the senate. They tell jedi to go places but then don’t try to help or just try to get them killed, slow down the process to justice and disrespect the jedi traditions yet want their own traditions to be observed. 

The jedi find their ancestral home planet Tython and set up camp there and decide to help everybody whether wanted or not. When the clone wars does arrives, it doesn’t get anywhere because the clones are for jedi, not the republic and the jedi will not fight this war, along with them not being in the republic anymore officially. They take in the clones as bodyguards, house them on Tython and let them be whoever they want to be as long as they stay in touch, as there are people that might want to hurt them. 

Back to Obi wan, he helped a lot of people and if you think his non jedi friends stood by while his family and way of life was accused, doing nothing you clearly did not see the effect he had on people even in Jedi Apprentice. If only we could see them meet again in the clone wars for helping him along with others.  

fic idea: some time after Ahsoka has left the order but before the siege of mandalore, she ends up crossing path with anakin and obi wan mostly by accident

they’re hold up in the middle of nowhere around a campfire, and one of the clones jokingly suggests a game of never have I ever to pass the time

and then after several embarassing instances of Ahsoka teasing Anakin (never have I ever kissed a senator *wink wink*) he just growls out bitterly “never have I ever left the jedi order” and then Obi-Wan drinks.

Obi wan. Drinks.

Everyone freaks out, Anakin spits his water, the clones all do double takes

And then Ashoka would pop up. “Oh Master Plo talked about that. Your Master abandoning you on a war torn planet for fallowing the Force. They call it Jinning your Padawan.”

Someone needs to do this bc ppl need to understand that at 13ish obi wan was left by himself on a war torn planet.

http://archiveofourown.org/series/707346

Place where I got the phrase ‘sithnip’. Please read this, it may be ‘short’ as it is new but really good.

There is Power in Threes (Part 1/3+1)

@the-last-hair-bender, @meggory84,

I present the unbeta’d chapter one of that Labyrinth/Star Wars crossover you all wanted me to write. I can’t promise chapter 2 for a few weeks, as I’ve exams I really ought to be studying for. But I hope you enjoy the first bit. (Continues under a cut as its a tad longer than I like posting otherwise.)

Obi-Wan is nine - three by three - the first time he meets the Goblin King. A full moon shines alone in the eternally lit skies of Coruscant. The initiates had been studying Darthominian folk customs that afternoon in their class on the cultures of other Force users. Bruck had broken a precious artifact in the teacher’s absence, then proceeded to blame it on Obi-Wan. The teacher had not believed his denial. “With behaviour like this, maybe the Goblins should take you,” the Master taking the class had declared. Half jest to reassure him, but that meant they were half sincere at the seriousness of the crime.

“Hey, Oafy-wan.” Bruck had called that night, safe in their dorm. “Maybe tonight Goblins will take you away. You’d fit right in with them.”

Obi-Wan had clenched his fists, gritted his teeth, and forced himself to not retaliate. He had already been refused that night’s sweet, and forced to clean the common area. All for something he had not done.

That night cold and alone, Obi-Wan gazed longing out the window at the moon, hugging himself close. “You know what I wish?” He asked the stars he couldn’t see. “I wish, I wish the Goblin King would take me away to the Goblin Kingdom. At least there I’d know I was wanted.”

Deep at the heart of the Room of a Thousand Fountains, an old water clock completed its final cycle for the day. When the final chime fell silent, the only things in the bed by the window are a small round crystal - clear and pure as a drop of moonlight - and a single stray feather.

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Guys!

Me and @jhaernyl stumbled on an interesting idea.

What if the stormtrooper armour was designed to be tactically uncomfortable so the troopers would constantly be itchy or dealing with a seam pinching or a million other things so they’re concentration isn’t 100% on the job.

And the helmets look cool/scary, but the visibility is probably pretty shitty.

What if someone on the inside of the empire, designed the stormtrooper armour to be terrible on purpose?

I mean, I know that when the Nazi party had their uniforms designed, they were an impractical mess. Like, no one could run because things were attached by hooks that would just fly off. The suspenders were on the inside of the shirt so you couldn’t just take your pants off if you had to answer nature’s call.

Like, a good terrifying uniform and a fully *functional* terrifying uniform are two very different things.

And I really really want there to be a bunch of space blacksmith who’re being held under the emperors thumb and fucking the empire over, one badly made stormtrooper uniform at a time.

Haha, they are pretty impractical aren’t they? Especially since the filters apparently don’t work for toxins? Like who made that decision? If they filter smoke they should filter poisons. Is chemical warfare not a thing in space? That’s probably the fastest way to crippled a whole ship. (Shit, now I’ve got ideas re: something gets introduced into the air systems on a ship (maybe Obi-Wan’s?) and only those clones who were wearing their helmets didn’t get effected. Could be angsty (poison? Disease?) or funny (sex-change powder? Truth serum?) or smutty (sex-pollen?). Hmmm add to the list.)

And! The Nazi uniforms were also designed by Hugo Boss! Way more focus on appearance than practicality. (Especially for invading Russia in the winter…)

Truth serum and sex pollen.

*SLAMS HANDS ON COUNTER*

TRUTH SERUM AND SEX POLLEN!

Oh god. Truth serum and sex pollen at the Same. Time. That. That could be glorious.

Obi-Wan very very carefully saying things that are true but still managing to talk around truths he doesn’t want to reveal: at least for a little while, but he’s sweating, practically radiating heat and desire and holding onto self control by only the thinnest margin and the knowledge that no one is fully in control right now, but he is the most dangerous if he loses it. And so he’s desperately using the force to filter out what’s happening but it’s not working very well and additionally until they put a stop to the source he’s just gonna keep breathing it and being affected. (Maybe it’s something that a rogue separatist managed to plant, and it’s a deadly poison to their species but it has this effect on the clones/many other species.

And Cody totally had his helmet on, so he’s not effected (though a tiny bit of Obi-Wan wishes he was, so he could have the excuse, no matter how tentative, to touch his commander) and quickly manages to contain those exposed, but the medics just say that they all need to work it out of their systems. So they pretty much just tell everyone to go work it out of their systems, or go to medical to get knocked out for the duration if they aren’t comfortable with that.

Obi-Wan’s not real comfortable with either of those options, so he tries to meditate it away, and it’s not working, especially when Cody knocks on the door to his quarters, because he’s not oblivious, he saw the looks that Obi-Wan was giving him, the way he leaned into his presence and breathed deep. And if his General would like company/help with the side effects of this attack… Well. Cody would be *more* than pleased to offer his assistance tonight. (Forever) (And if they 501st happened to be visiting… Well. All sorts of possibilities open up then…)

*SHREIKS!!!!!* NO NO! KEEP GOING! TELL. ME. MORE!

Weellllll, I imagine it would start with Anakin blurting something about really wishing Padme was here, because some thoughts he should only be having around his wife. And just…money changing hands *everywhere* before people realizing Obi-Wan heard that, and like, the whole room goes silent because shit, JEDI AREN’T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT ARE THEY?

And Anakin’s like, mad-terrified-horny and it’s a super weird feeling especially because he can tell the arousal is artificial because he had only felt that way towards Padme (Demi-Anakin anyone?). And Obi-Wan just sighs and say something like “thank you for ruining my plausible deniability, Padawan. We’ll talk about how to tell the council *after* this crisis is done”

(But collecting the winnings he’d put down on “that bet you are all totally not placing on my Padawan’s non-existent relationship status”)

And Rex was totally exposed because he was off duty when it hit (trying to coax Cody off duty to come hang out with him ? (by hang out I mean cuddles and sex, FYI)) but he managed to get through helping figure out the crisis with minimum embarrassment, mostly of the ‘wearing soft ship-board clothes is not good for concealing erections type, especially when running around with your lover you haven’t seen in weeks and the man you’re both attracted to, even when he asks unfortunate questions’ kind. And Rex goes with Cody to offer their help to Obi-Wan, and he was infected with the truth serum stuff so it’s easier for Obi-Wan to convince himself to give in when Rex says “we both want you. Like you lots and lots. We’ve gotten each other off talking about what we would like to do with you, have you do to us. We’d like whatever you are willing to give us.” Annnnnnnd, smexy-times!

I was expecting this to lead to something about how one of the clones was assigned to design armor for the stormtroopers for reasons I can’t quite pin down right now

A clone who’s chip had degraded or something but didn’t know what else to do with whole “oh fuck my brothers and I did a terrible terrible thing bc fucking 66″ and decided to just do whatever he could to sabotage the Empire’s army. Thus: shitty, distracting armor

this is good too tho

Excellent addition!

For the sex pollen and truth serum, mace windu calls them and finds that they are truth serumed. So what does he do but interrogate obi wan about what he and qui gon did to him. Like pathetic lifeforms they brought back to all their adventures that aggravated him.

Look obi wan and qui gon did shit to mace including paperwork and headaches. He is going to get the truth even if it is late. Even in front of his own troops along with the 501st 212th and Anakin Skywalker.

TINY!OBI-WAN AND THE RED MAN, PART VII

Summary: When an intruder with a red lightsaber invades the Temple creche, 6-year-old Obi-Wan Kenobi’s life is set on a new course. But taking a different fork on destiny’s path doesn’t necessarily alter your destination…

[Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI]

The room is empty.

No, wait, that’s not true – their prisoner is still in his cell…

“Dead,” Mace says grimly. “He appears to have taken his own life.”

“Or someone wanted us to think as much,” Qui-Gon murmurs, eyes scanning the crumpled figure. The dead man’s hands remain locked tight about his throat even in death.

But where is Obi-Wan?

“There’s something here,” Mace says. “It stinks of the Dark Side.” He nudges at a section of the duracrete floor with the toe of his boot.

Qui-Gon can’t see anything that distinguishes that section of the floor from any other – it’s the same color, and equally smooth and flat, seamlessly connected to the rest. But he trusts his friend.

Mace stretches out a hand, eyes narrowed in concentration, and pushes.

The floor cracks open right at the spot he had indicated, fault lines extending from it like a fractured web.

“Ready?” Mace asks, raising an eyebrow.

Normally, this is where Qui-Gon would tease his solemn friend, insisting that since the find was Mace’s, so too should be the first leap into the gaping abyss.

But with an Initiate’s (Obi-Wan’s) life on the line, Qui-Gon isn’t in the mood. So he merely jerks his head in reply and, lightsaber at the ready, steps into the black nothingness.

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I have a headcanon that one of the reasons Qui-Gon left Obi-Wan on the ship on Tatooine (besides having him try to repair it which is a perfectly valid reason too, given that Obi-Wan was skilled at mechanics) is that he’s a trouble magnet and he worried that bringing him along would result in either:

1. Obi-Wan accidentally inciting a slave rebellion and them having to fight their way off-planet (somehow, with a ship that doesn’t work), or

2. Obi-Wan somehow ending up a slave.

Or, I mean, given Obi-Wan’s penchant for trouble, it’d really probably be a combination of both.

So, TPM AU where instead of staying on the ship, Obi-Wan goes with Qui-Gon and Padme. Here’s a couple of possible scenarios of the outcome, under the cut because it’s long (as usual).

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I can’t help but imagine scenario A ending up in a slave revolution as well! Picture it - Obi-Wan bonding with these people, getting Attached - and he slowly starts to be able to sense the transmitters inside the slaves. And once you know where it is - you can remove it.

But this is not Obi-Wan’s first revolution, so he tells Shmi and Anakin to keep it quiet - and to bring their friends to him. And, slowly but surely, every slave in Mos Espa becomes unchipped.

I imagine Obi-Wan is pretty good at organizing rebellions, and there would be slaves who have a bunch of disparate skills who can get blasters and such from the black market, and when the time comes, all the slaves of Mos Espa rise up againsty their owners, the slavers, and the Hutts.

It’s not Obi-Wan who kills Jabba though - nor is it Anakin.

It’s Shmi.

Yesss, in all honesty, it probably would lead to a slave rebellion.

But also,

and

are making me think that what if the Council, seeing Obi-Wan’s history in this, have been planning on sending him, once he’s Knighted, on missions to places with a lot of oppression and subjugation and civil unrest. The missions would ostensibly be negotiations, because the Jedi are supposed to be neutral and all about peace, not about direct interference. But if something were to change the situation on those planets….and people were freed from slavery….just as a theoretical example….well, that wasn’t an official Jedi-sanctioned operation, it was just one man who, as he always has, got stuck in a bad situation and was just trying to get himself safely out and help people along the way.

I am also imagining an either de aged or time travel padawan obi wan in the clone wars with anakin, ahsoka along with the 501st and 212th. Either obi wan was there or he is lending the 212 to Anakin.

So they are on a planet and tpm obi wan ish is there and manages to topple the government, after being captured and enslaved along with leading a revolution. After a week of arriving.

So he is all another great day for toppling a government, but normally you guys are qui gon. As the 212th 501st along with the Jedi had no idea of what to do.

When they report to the council via holo mace and others are just like it is another obi wan thing. He did this all the time as a padawan and they had high hopes for him to do more as a knight but Anakin got in the way.

Everyone is a little more scared of obi wan bc he has done this so many times that everyone just wants to protect him from the outside along from his self.

A Universe Without Obi Wan

So with everything that happened in the star wars community a lot of things could not have been possible without obi wan. His contributions as a jedi, before during and after the clone wars were enormous. Well, he is also the one that has never broke after everything that happened to him. What if after everyone is dead some people in their anger blame obi wan. Believing in this he asks the force to grant ’ a world without obi wan’. This means he was never born or brought to the Jedi. There are ones where he is not given to the Jedi but what about one where he is erased from existance? He vanishes from the afterlife and everyone wakes with different memories during various points of life. Obi wan was not brought to the temple as he did not exist, what happened during that time where obi wan was not there? Qui gon did not get over xanatos. Bant might have died. Melida/daan did not have anyone save them. Many other things that obi wan helped are not helped by him. Anakin was not trained by obi wan. He might have been found and trained but maybe his training differed. How about his padawan. She does not have obi wan for a grandmaster. The war? The clones do not have a general Kenobi who cared about them. There is no negotiator. Grevious and other Sith do not banter or flirt with obi wan. Were the worlds still saved. Who did Anakin face when he became vader, did he become vader. Did he still love padme and marry her and have the twins. Who helped luke find his potential. Who died on the death star? Who helped a future female Jedi named rey when her life was in danger with advice while still a ghost?

All these things were by obi wan. When they remember or if they remember, will they want the universe with obi wan back? He was the glue throughout the universe and the movies besides r2d2.

He would be by himself watching a universe everyone he loves go through a universe without him and sometimes give a heart attack when they start questioning about a presence and some dreams from the universe with obi wan manifest as ’ someone important should be here’.

They would be doing something and pause as a figure they should know does something snarky or fight brilliantly but when they start reacting they can not see the face well as it is blurry and the name is muted. The clones also get them when the wars are going on but time stops for them so they do not get killed. Sometimes when in a fight they see a figure fighting along side them. They bring this up to the Jedi to congratulate the Jedi on good fighting and to get their name. The Jedi have to respond that it is a ghost like creature that is a Jedi and many have seen scenes that they were and are doing that has that figure. It is important to them but they do not know how.

Maybe someone finds a grave for baby obi wan.

Eventually mortis comes but it blankets those who knew obi wan really well or maybe brings all the Jedi and clones. There obi wan appears and starts berating all the people there as if in a scene. When they ask who he is he starts in another tanget as if they answered differently. He pauses like a movie as the father comes and tells them that the individual they see was in this world but asked to be removed from it all. It turns out someone or the force had a bet. Either the universe is great without obi wan or the others somehow remember. But the ones in the universe have the choice of choosing to remain in a universe with or without obi wan, but can not actively remember him while doing so.

Obi wan knew the risks, however before he ‘disappeared’, he recorded a message for everyone. It turns out he wanted everyone to live a good life and believed he was the cause of the misery in the galaxy because he did not see palps was a Sith and let his padawan be with him and lose him to the dark side. He decided the bet was a good reason for everyone to get a second chance. He wishes them the best luck.

The problem is that while on mortis everyone sees what happened with obi wan. Suppose the new one without obi wan is better. They all agree on keeping this one without him and it appears obi wan was the cause of the destruction. One person needs to ask, “what will happen to obi wan?” obi wan would be destroyed with the original universe. The one where it is worse without obi wan has to wonder at the difference because of one person. This one did all these things and yet every one did not appreciate him.

Well, is the universe without obi wan better with him gone or worse and they need him back?

Bonus: obi wan appears for a final goodbye and no one would allow him to fade away and be destroyed.

Reblog for no good reason.

also i’m pretty sure Qui-Gon is losing his shit in the afterlife over the fact that Obi-Wan has managed to “befriend” a pirate that keeps showing up at inopportune times 

I just imagined padawan obi wan in the clone wars meeting his older selfs enemies, but when meeting Hondo he just is 'i found another pathetic life form?! Master is rubbing off on me' sort of thing and when he also does some of the mission like things like in Jedi apprentice his enemies get freaked out bc this kid is sass, and also really bad with his own life.

So what next but the Jedi and clones find that the enemies are trying to put padawan obi wan in a safe bubble where no one or himself can hurt him. Because he gets hurt a lot.

Also his master is pissing them off bc here is one willing to do everything and is literally the most Jedi ever even as a kid but manages to escape and do things they approve. How was he nominated most Jedi ever?

But dooku is his grandmaster that taught his master so he is partly to blame bc qui gon had to get it somewhere who passed it to obi wan. "What the council doesn't know can't hurt them"