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Hera Syndulla!

Another portrait print for Legends Con, an expanded universe focused Star Wars convention, for fans by fans (September 9-10 in Burbank CA!) Come see me there! I'll have tons of Star Wars art and stickers at my booth!

Hera Syndulla: My son Jacen wants so badly to be a Jedi like his father who we refuse to mention. If only there was someone who could train him!

Luke Skywalker: Actually I'm starting a Jedi Academy so maybe-

Hera Syndulla: If only!

Huyang: I used to be a friend of the Jedi, I remember their ways and respect them. Oh if only there was a way to restore them!

Luke Skywalker: I'd love to learn more about the Jedi! If you join me at the Academy we could work together to-

Huyang: If only!

The New Republic: Oh no we've got rogue dark siders running around trying to bring back Thrawn! Who can save us from this terrible threat?

Luke Skywalker: I guess since no one's joining my Academy, maybe I could help?

The New Republic: How about you Ahsoka?

Random thought that came to me today: part 2

Star Wars/Star Trek crossover AU where a Star Trek crew (I've only seen bits and pieces of various shows so i can't be more specific) ends up in Star Wars and there's lots of action-packed fights and space battles and fancy flying and adventures. However, that's all in the background of the main plot, which is that Ezra Bridger gets a tribble.

Okay, there's more to this AU, which I am now dubbing the Star Wrecks AU, and I am here to elaborate.

When it comes to Star Trek, aside from two seasons of TOS, I've only seen one episode years ago with a lady who read minds and a guy with really cool... like, glasses, or something (i think his name started with a G, i want to call him George but idk), another with the facepalm meme guy, and of course also the lizard babies episode (though i have since been informed that it was actually salamander babies, which is even funnier). So, for the sake of my limited knowledge, we're saying it's the original Enterprise squad who gets yoinked to the GFFA.

(Also, a tribble comes with them.)

The Enterprise runs into the Ghost, and for some reason that I haven't decided yet--maybe a plot-induced technical malfunction or something--the Spectres get beamed aboard.

(Ezra, who is fourteen and just recently joined the crew, immediately acquires the tribble.)

Hera explains the situation to Captain Kirk while Kanan and Spock get into a philosophical discussion, and Kirk, who is already mentally preparing a hammy speech about Freedom and Democracy, is instantly down to throw hands with the Empire, at least for a little while until they figure out how to get back.

(Ezra names the tribble Fluffbert.)

I’ll be excited about the KANERA when I stop crying… Not ready for this show to end! 

Guys... I'm afraid. What if ahsoka is the wolf? Remever the symbolism of the bird? What if she just changed shapes!? HELP.

From a conversation with @skymurdock because it really made me laugh.

darthluminescent Sometimes Obi-Wan starts to feel a little bad for Anakin, but then he thinks about that time how Anakin went on a three day no-sleep bender and led all the Jedi Temple droids in a revolt and wound up destroying an entire hangar in the process.

skymurdock Also the one time when he was a padawan that he used Artoo as a getaway vehicle to get to illegal podraces.   Imagine waking up to Artoo’s rocket boosters speeding past your window and then looking out and seeing a goddamn lanky-ass teenager screaming maniacally while hanging on to an astromech droid.  Take the laundry chutes like normal people, dammit.

darthluminescent Obi-Wan might have been able to tolerate it better, but Anakin was just.  SO BAD.  At sneaking in or out.  Obi-Wan was entirely insulted by how shit he was at it.   He would get stranded because he accidentally crashed his speeder into a wall and OBI-WAN COME PICK ME UP IT’S LATE AND I’M TIRED IT’D TAKE AN HOUR TO GET BACK VIA THE TRAIN instead of finding his own way home like any decent teenager sneaking out.   Anakin trips over the potted plant on his way out at like 12:30am.  Of for stars’ SAKE, Anakin, at least wait until you hear your Master go to bed and then half an hour later try to sneak out, not while he’s in the kitchen making tea that will take FIVE MINUTES and then he WILL SEE YOU.

skymurdock Fucking. Stubs his toe, shrieks, and then gets the hell out of the room,

darthluminescent At least when he finally manages to sneak out–and Obi-Wan has to very carefully look the other way to get him even that far–that time he accidentally crashes his speeder into one of the garbage pits and has to fight off like three of those giant garbage worms and fumbles to get out his comm unit and call Obi-Wan and shrieks HELP ME MASTER I CAN’T GET OUT OF HERE, it was at least pretty funny.  Obi-Wan may have stood at the lip of the garbage pit Anakin had fallen into and watched his apprentice try to climb his way out, the walls too steep to get any purchase on and too high for him to Force jump out of there.  Stood and watched for a good extra five or seven minutes.  He deserved to watch this.

skymurdock He always gets hauled back into the Temple, the few times he gets to sneak back in someone raises the alarm bc someone tripped over something valuable.  Turns out it’s just Anakin trying to sneak in via vents.

darthluminescent It’s embarrassing.  All the other Jedi Masters look at Obi-Wan like, “Aren’t you teaching this child ANYTHING?”  And he can only make a vague helpless gesture, because, honestly, he has TRIED.

skymurdock Windu keeps a stern face for the whole lecture and only when everyone has left, only THEN, does he break into a fit of laughter.  Best thing that has happened to him this week fuck yeah he’s going to tell Depa all about this when she wakes up.

darthluminescent Depa has heard ALL ABOUT Anakin Skywalker.  Mace absolutely abuses his position as Master of the Order to make Obi-Wan give him regular reports on Anakin’s antics and then hoards them like a dragon with treasure. Anakin thinks Master Windu hates him, but honestly it’s just that Mace is like I AM TIRED AND OVERWORKED AND JUGGLING ABOUT TEN THINGS AT ONCE TELL ME A HILARIOUS STORY ABOUT SKYWALKER BEING A DIPSHIT.

skymurdock Technically they are reports. Technically.   Really it’s just Obi-wan breaking out the vodka and bitching to Mace.

darthluminescent All that connection to the Force and this dumbass child can’t even sneak out of the Temple properly.  Obi-Wan is So Tired.

Like during the clone wars Anakin is injured or something and mace is there and in the open he has obi wan explain how Anakin tried escaping this time while showing his troops and 212 and 501st the ones when Anakin was still a padawan for laughs bc Anakin sucks at sneaking in and out.

He then says that at least obi wan was better than other padawans but Anakin has not learned anything. When ahsoka explains her ways of getting in and out she forgets about obi wan and windu for a moment until one says that they too used that way to sneak.

Literally everyone does it as a way of learning the temple and force but Anakin has nothing to show for it.

Depa Billaba also shows the manuscripts that she got from mace to kanan for future blackmail.

(If order 66 and rebels still happens, he 'accidently' puts the files on the projector in front of ahsoka, rex and the team. Ahsoka laughs and they compare ways that they snuck out of the temple, with everyone else staring.)

Also mace may have slipped obi wans ways of sneaking out of the temple to depa so now ahsoka and the rest see footage (why wouldn't there be security cams in every place for sneaking out?) of anakins lame ways and obi wans long suffering reports of how obvious it is, and maybe even qui gon about obi wan. Padawan obi wan going out with friends and actually being sneaky.