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Devil-O-Angel

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Too many fandoms pro jedi blog obsessed with obi wan
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antianakin

It really sort-of pisses me off when people say the Jedi got lax or complacent because, honestly, it's not true. The Jedi are way ahead of everyone else on figuring out what's going on most of the time. They're actively investigating things, they're sending people out on secret missions, and they're ultimately the ones who do something to try to get Palpatine out of power even BEFORE they figure out he's a Sith. They're still teaching their children that it is their job to hold leaders accountable, all the way through the clone wars. The Jedi are the only ones who figure out the Sith are out there doing things and look into that. The Jedi are the ones who discover the Sith plot EARLY by going out to investigate an assassination attempt gone wrong. The Jedi figure out that the Sith were behind the clones' creation as a trap for them. The Jedi choose to commit treason by going to arrest Palpatine explicitly because he's become so immensely corrupt and powerful that nothing else will take him down and stop the war.

The Jedi AREN'T lax or complacent at truly any point throughout the Prequel Trilogy. They're being played by Palpatine, sure, and he does very well at it, but they still nearly manage to beat him at his own game. If Anakin hadn't been a complete and utter selfish turd, they'd have won. Palpatine has to work SO HARD to stay ahead of them, he literally knows he has to plan a galactic civil war just to distract them long enough for him to gain enough power to even give him a chance at overpowering them.

The only other person in the films who comes anywhere NEAR the Jedi's level is Bail Organa and that's only in ROTS. Nobody else is truly as aware of what's going on and on Palpatine's tail as the Jedi are. Nobody.

So fuck this complacency bullshit, the Jedi aren't complacent.

Anakin may not have considered it "with the intention of falling" but I think you could make a solid argument that Anakin went to that office fully prepared to join Palpatine, whatever that meant. He didn't necessarily WANT to kill Mace or the other Jedi, but he WAS committed to joining Palpatine. He's trying to convince Mace to stand down and let Palpatine live so that Anakin can join Palpatine and get what he wants from him. Anakin has convinced himself that he may be able to sort-of have his cake and eat it, too. That he can join the Sith and still be a Jedi.

But he's fully prepared to join Palpatine, that's the entire point. He just has to keep Mace from killing him first once he arrives. And I'm sure Anakin was aware that the Jedi WOULD be trying to kill Palpatine because he wouldn't have felt the need to run there and intervene otherwise. If he genuinely believed that they'd just overpower him and imprison him, he'd have had ample time and options if he just waited. But he KNEW the Jedi would be trying to kill Palpatine, so he runs to that office in order to spare Palpatine's life so he still has the option of joining him. Anakin wants to learn Sith powers, but not necessarily be considered a Sith. Because Sith are evil and Jedi are heroes. Anakin wants to be a heroic Jedi but with Sith powers. He's just refusing to acknowledge that those things are mutually exclusive. You don't get to use Sith powers without becoming a Sith yourself. A true Jedi would refuse Sith powers, no matter the circumstances.

So I think Anakin is hoping he can "not fall" when he goes to that office, but he's prepared to do whatever he has to do in order to keep Palpatine alive and get Palpatine's information to save Padme. He's prepared to take down the Jedi if he has to. He's prepared to become a Sith apprentice if he has to. He doesn't decide that in that office, he's deciding it in the scene beforehand where we see him staring out a window in the Council chambers. But he's made his choice by the time he shows up in Palpatine's office.

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monjustmon

I'm thinking the only chance Obi-Wan ever said anything to Anakin about Casual Use Of The Force is if he said it the way parents say turning the light on in the car is illegal when they want kids to stop turning it on and off and on and off and I'm thinking he just assumed Anakin would realize there's no such thing sinply from living in the Jedi Temple and Listening to Class, but since Anakin tended to run off and never listens to class, he never figured it out, and to be honest the original problem is still there: whenever Obi-Wan is not around, Anakin will use the Force to play with his food.

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Obi-Wan actually knows what all the new space memes mean, even before Anakin or Ahsoka, he is absolutely on top of that shit, he could have an Extremely On-line way of speaking, but he resolutely thinks it’s far, far funnier to pretend to not understand any of these references and to use them wrong, just to watch the light die in Anakin’s eyes, like “Yesterday, I yeeted my lunch because I was so hungry.”, hopeful look pointed at Anakin, like, did I use it right? and watching Anakin cry real tears of frustration because that’s not how you use it is the funniest thing Obi-Wan has ever seen. Ahsoka is 100% on to him, but she also thinks it’s funnier this way, so she pretends to be annoyed with him, “No!  Master Kenobi, WHY.” meanwhile secretly fistbumping him behind Anakin’s back, to which Obi-Wan gentle wraps his hand around her stuck out fist and tries to shake her hand like he doesn’t recognize the gesture, which DELIGHTS her.

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ilummoss

#and he does this in front of his men too#which causes anakin to panic that this is going to *spread*#he grabs cody at the next opportunity ‘obi-wan is saying it wrong. it’s very important to me that you know that’s not how it’s used.’#cody - very used to the generals bickering - ‘as you say sir’#also i bet obi-wan gets depa to join in on this with him (via @jedi-order-apologist​)

Intentional Jedi Boomer Parents Masters Obi-Wan and Depa 😂 😂. Caleb hates few things more than having lunch with Master Kenobi, due to the sheer second hand embarrassment. He and Anakin are companions in suffering. 

This kind of things are all really beneath Mace though. Except for that one time once every few months when he gets into an elevator with a young Knight or Padawan (even an unsuspecting Master once or twice) and in a perfectly dry pan tone perfectly uses or references a new meme. 

#there’s this slight *hint* of warmth to Mace’s tone#just enough so you know he is 100% doing this on purpose#(he thinks it’s hilarious) (via @ilummoss) Absolutely.  Mace thinks the funniest route in all of this isn’t to be completely up on all the new memes, just to drop one every couple of months, that one time a young Padawan nearly fainted when he said, “What is love, but the light side persevering?” in a lesson to the younglings was hilarious, because they’re never sure if it’s just a coincidence or if Master Windu used that reference on purpose.  No one (except Yoda) can ever tell when he’s being serious and when he’s gently trolling them all.

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prophecyguy

Revenge of the Sith AU where Anakin can't kill any younglings because they've set up hundreds of Space Home Alone style booby traps around the jedi temple

Honestly this would be slightly more realistic than the wholesale slaughter of the older young kids and the young Padawans because no one will give you shit like a Jedi in a corner, and you just cornered a bunch of Force-using bratlings with a very new and very specific grudge.

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yol-ande

I adore one of tropes going around in Star Wars fandom: Obi-Wan knows about Anakin and Padme’s relationship, takes it upon himself to stage a diversion, and because of that he systematically entertains other Councilors with fancy dinners and conversations, lest they could start to search for Anakin.

However, behavior like that is a very direct political statement. Because, while Obi-Wan certainly doesn’t think about it in those terms and probably doesn’t even realize he’s doing it (a terrible misstep for a trained negotiator), he cultivates his contacts, courts his potential political cloud, and gathers allies.

For the outsider, it looks like he’s gunning for higher position.

So, I would really like to read something where Obi-Wan ends up as the Master of the Order by accidentally launching a successful political campaign, surprising absolutely no-one except for him and probably Anakin.

The greatest bit about this is, Yoda is therefore no longer Master of the Order. It cannot be healthy for an organisation to be run by the same guy for centuries on end (and let’s face it, he’s at least been on the Council for that long), cultural stagnation and people looking to that guy as the Most Wisest Ever is the very best that could happen. The Jedi might still be outsmarted by Palpatine, but Anakin’s chances of going darkside just dropped by a lot with Obi-Wan in charge.

@stonefreeak this is similar to your supreme chancellor obi wan. Ish. Yoda would be so cackling about this.

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Can we have Mace Windu be like this for every council meeting, even during the clone wars but especially during political meetings? This is literally what I think of Windu, every moment on screen. Just him being DONE with everything from Anakin, stupid jedi, clones not getting respect, Anakin’s “secret” relationship with a senator, senators, politics and most especially the Chancellor.

Also 6 min of Jedi Master Mace Windu being an all round badass.

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bystander3

How much must Luke Skywalker be freaking out right now?

Can you imagine?

You are moping on your island of self-imposed exile, and then this girl shows up.

  • She’s flying your best friend’s ship. The ship that Han thought he lost for ever. The ship that was stolen and passed through so many hands that he was sure he’d never see it again. The same ship that took you away from home for the first time.
  • She’s accompanied by your personal droid. The droid you left behind and abandoned. The droid that C-3PO was sure would never be the same again.
  • She holds out her hand and she’s holding your father’s light saber. The sword you were sure was lost forever. The light saber that you dropped down a bottomless air shaft on a gas giant thirty years ago. The light saber you knew you would never see again.
  • You look up and you see her eyes. Maz Kanata says that if you live long enough, you see the same eyes looking out of different faces. The girl’s face is different, but those eyes are the same. You know those eyes. They’re the eyes you thought you’d never see again.

And that’s when you know it.

You’re screwed.

They say sometimes the Force works in mysterious ways. Sometimes, the Force will send you little signs. Subtle clues.

Other times, the Force will just beat you repeatedly over the head with a gigantic neon sign that says: “You can’t run away from your past anymore, Luke. I won’t let you. Look, here is your past come back to haunt you. Now deal with it.

You have no idea how much I adore this post with my whole being

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priscellie

I like the idea of the Force sending Luke little signs over the years that it’s time to return to his loved ones, gently increasing in intensity as he ignores them, until it finally gets fed up and shoves the events of Episode 7 into motion, finishing with a flourish of HERE’S YOUR NEW APPRENTICE, SPACE HOBO.

Aided and abetted by the ghost trio, I imagine. Especially since he did not look at all surprised.

Obi-Wan and Yoda sending him dreams and whispers for 15 years, before an exasperated Anakin pushed them aside “Excuse me, but you two are not very good at dealing with Skywalkers and have amply demonstrated that fact over the decades. We don’t do subtle. *appears giant-size over the sky* That’s it, Luke, we’re sending you all the things! So PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, SON!!

I actually imagine that obi wan is efficient in dealing with skywalkers, its just that Palpatine mostly got in the way. I mean, he DID train Anakin for 10 years, mostly his teen years. Then looked after Luke for around 20 yrs, even if far away.

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hacash

 My headcanon where ghost Vader is the biggest fucking Han x Leia shipper the galaxy has ever seen leads me straight to the place where post-Return ghost Vader is trying to give Leia dating advice and encouragement through Luke.

‘Luke, tell your sister she should definitely invite that nice Solo chap around for dinner tonight.’

‘Um…yes Dad.’

‘And tell her not to settle for that Millennium Falcon. A real gentleman should provide a proper spaceship for my precious wonderful baby girl who deserves only the best in everything.’

‘By the Force - yes Dad.’

‘And what about you son? Is there no-one special? There must be a few nice girls on planets I haven’t blown up yet…”

‘Dad, I don’t actually like …’

‘Girls? That’s alright son; this is a modern galaxy. What about that Calrissian boy, he seemed nice…’

‘NO DAD, I mean I’m not interested. At all.’

Anakin I-will-defy-the-stars-and-heavens-to-get-one-snog-from-Senator-Amidala Skywalker is not impressed. ‘What?! But son, you’re the most eligible boy in the galaxy! You’re clever and brave and strong and far too good for all these scruffy rebel types you keep hanging around with - ‘

‘Da-ad…’

Do you want me to die without grandchildren; is that it?’

Dad - um. You’re already - I mean -’

And ghost Obi-Wan sighing in the background just like ‘Yup, this all sounds familiar…’

Is it bad that I want Anakin to at first be like his daughter deserves better than a smuggler but then has to relate to him and padme and gets a look at the other options for Leia and then him being supportive but only once in a while reverts back.

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I wonder if Anakin and Ahsoka ever talked about

The fact that neither of them was chosen by their respective Master.

I mean they were both accepted, but Obi-Wan did not technically choose Anakin, (taking him to fulfill Qui-Gon’s request) and the Council just plopped Ahsoka into a war zone with Anakin like “here’s a young spirit to guide and teach in the middle of this of violent conflict lol you got this maybe”

I feel like after a  really tough battle where Ahsoka kind of messed up she’d be sitting with all these doubts and eventually admit to Anakin that she doesn’t think he would’ve chosen her as a padawan.

And he’d admit that he thought the same about Obi-Wan for long time (but doesn’t quite admit that he still kind of does sometimes).

And after that Anakin goes out of his way to make sure that Ahsoka knows he would have chosen her in any circumstance, even if it’s a subtle dumb thing. When they’re paired with another master and padawan, Anakin always makes a teasing comment about the other padawan before punching her lightly on the arm and saying he’s glad he didn’t get stuck with someone like that. Or he eventually starts complimenting her reverse grip, saying its great that no other padawan could fight like that.

I just think Anakin would have been very cognizant of the fact that Ahsoka might think he wouldn’t want after all the doubts he had with Obi-wan

This could apply to obi wan. He wasn't at first accepted but then was accepted, but reluctantly. He aged out. So I think he understands, but he mostly likes and understands JEDI raised younglings, not anyone else.

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De aged au star wars clone wars

When Obi was a padawan there is a mission he takes on Mandalore for a year protecting Satine. So during the clone wars when he is on Mandalore, both he AND Satine are de aged to nearing the end of the year obi was protecting her. Now the fighting seems similar and jinn is no where to be found and strange ppl are everywhere but he and Satine go on with him protecting her and them being snarky. Satine's relative and the Jedi and clones are wondering at the de aged Jedi and duchess as they have gone running into situations with a camera following the de aged ppl and wondering what happened to them as they are clearly in a diff mindset. The relative is getting messages similar to when the mandalor year war was nearly over so they go through the Jedi and other sources of what happened. The Jedi come across videos of qui gon recording their 'forbidden love' or as he calls it 'sibling angst' while the sibling finds messages from Satine about what happened during the original time with obi and jinn. Obi runs into the clones and Cody, and helps them out bc the force suggests he likes them and love for this knight with exasperation. Returning to an isolated spot until they revert to their actual age, everyone gets a aight of young obi and satine fighting and everything is funny until they realize obi is literally about to leave the order bc of satine. And she talks about the scars she receives bc he dropped her. The scary thing is she would ask obi to leave the order. They wonder how this Jedi is the one who is the IDEAL JEDI want to leave the order. Obi wan decides to talk about another mission he had been on... Melida/daan where he left the order to become a young soldier/fighter bc no one would help. He won the war but the main reason he stayed died after they won. They were aiming for him and she jumped in the way. If this romance with Satine does not work out is he destined for everyone he loves to leave him? This and the Jedi report of what happened wants ppl to just wrap obi in a ball and keep him safe. Naturally when they return to their actual age they don't remember it nut after maul kills Satine and maul has now taken one more person from obi wan... He asks them in a force que 'am I cursed to lose everyone I love?' he goes to Cody to sleep on while everyone vows to keep obi safe... I was trying to write a fluff story of the clone wars ppl see the relationship between obi and Satine along with obi cuteness but I got an angst story of how obi loses everyone he loves in his arms. Literally. (Melida/daan girl, qui gon, siri, satine, his friends, padme and others I don't remember.)

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