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PERSONALITY SWAP → lisa cuddy: dean of medicine to high-end stripper
PERSONALITY SWAP → lisa cuddy: dean of medicine to high-end stripper
CUDDY: [about Amber] Are you sure she doesn’t wanna just take you back to her lair, hang you upside down, and deposit her eggs in you? WILSON: Excellent disguise, House.
HOUSE, M.D. 4.12 — Don’t Ever Change
TO THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT AT HOUSE MD: I SALUTE YOU
This is Lisa Cuddy. The ultimate HBIC of the Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital & well, accessorily, girlfriend of Gregory House (wipe off this giant smile of your faces, Huddy fellows, I can see it from here. ;D). She's pretty (and) awesome . Of course, we only love her because she's always highly & perfectly professional... I mean, look at her ! ... What? Your boss doesn't do that kind of things ? Well, he/she's just lame, that's all.
Cuddy: You’re going to get me fired over a sandwich? House: No. Over a TV. And you’re not gonna get fired because you’re gonna fold. Cuddy: No, I won’t. House: But you’re gonna push it. So, we need a safe word. So, you can signal your unconditional surrender. Call me “Sweet Sauce.” [Conway enters and House shakes his hand] Dr. House. I don’t think we’ve met. Conway: Dr. Jaime Conway. I’ve heard your name. House: Most people have. It’s also a noun. [pause] I sometimes come down here to relax, unwind. Maybe grab a– Cuddy: Sweet Sauce. House: It’s a nickname. Cuddy: An ironic nickname.
House, M.D. 4.14 - “Living the Dream”
Foreman: Liver’s actually improving. We plug one hole and end up poking another. House: Are we talking about the patient or how to get a raise from Cuddy?
House 3.13 — “Needle In A Haystack”