HE’S FINE

by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian. 

IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED UP  A BROOM AND STARTED SWEEPING AT THE CLUB! CERTIFIED LEDGE!!! 

tumblr, i have an answer for you. this is exactly the phenomenon that makes a “cheeky nandos” cheeky

lads believe that everything they do is cheeky, all the time, so everything from walking down the street in a group to going for piri piri chicken is the subject of much WHEEEEYYY and endless documentation on facebook. the lad exists in a constant state of exhilaration that is exactly like the one normal people get when breaking a minor rule, except it never stops. it’s a seductive way to live, but as you can see, once you start on seeing nandos as cheeky you’re only a short way from being declared a “ledge” for using a broom fucking exactly as it was intended to be used.

banter. not even once.

i wish i was that excited about even one thing in my life the way that lads are about every single mundane thing all the time

I think my favorite thing about Pac Rim is that it gave us the term Drift Compatible

Because in English there is no good way to explain a very deep, often platonic, love and understanding between two people of the same or opposite sex. The closest thing we have is best friend and that doesn’t dig deep enough for some people or explain the absolute love between people that has nothing to do with sexual or romantic desires.

I don’t want to fuck you or romance you, I want to love and understand you on such a deep level that sometimes its like we share the same mind. We’re drift compatible.

Cheeky nandos US translation

So I was chillin with my bros at the mall trying to scope out some fresh matching Nike sandals and high socks when my bro Shane says he’s hungry so we’re all gonna grub but first we need to scoop our bro Tyler who’s a straight savage lol I wanted to go to Taco Bell but it’s not quite bangin enough for the bros so we cruise to bomb ass panera while bumpin some wiz cause that shits fire

Next time you think your workplace is weird, please remember that my workplace has an annual tattoo night out, where we rent out a tattoo parlor, order pizza, play cards against humanity, and watch some of our coworkers get tattooed

Where do you work?

A library

IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE

FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS

OH MY GOD

NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR

A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.

fiona-so:

“A dog wants to belong. A dog wants to belong to a pack, and it’ll do what it has to do in order to eat and survive and stay warm, and they don’t leave your side. They do what they do. Each dog has a job. Some, you know, have different jobs [than] others. I have a job. You know, I see myself very similar to a dog. That sounds so weird? [Laughs.] I fucking love dogs, okay? I love dogs. You know what I mean?”

– Tom Hardy on his love for dogs

i went from constantly confusing this dude with a footbal player to actively enjoying seeing him on my dash in like a month and it’s all because of dog posts

I’m glad it didn’t take long to track down his fursona

this has swiftly become one of the things I’m pathologically unable to refuse a reblog

i absolutely can’t wait until mainstream british media gets a hold of the cheeky nandos meme, because first everyone will be confused, then the lads will be offended because they’re not completely certain but it feels like the meme is mocking them, and then. the big one. nandos will find it. and nandos will be delighted, and they will use it in their advertising - “COME TO US FOR A CHEEKY NANDOS” - and not only will the meme be dead, but the concept of a cheeky nandos in its entirety will be dead. there can be no cheekiness about a nandos if nandos itself is telling you to do it. we will have to go back to wetherspoons.

when nandos gets too cheeky

americans can’t understand this picture

I don’t think I want to.

People usually write into ITV whenever this happens. People actually complain about it.

ITS IN THE NEWS PAPER