hm!

Crab detected! ✅

@cb-writes-stuff

I hate you. /aff

Detector detector detector not detected!

Found a freaky little crab though. And what seems to be some sort of situationship.

not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

yeah okay ill reblog that

Detector detector detector not detected!

Detected that trap though.

1 note = 1 inch added to my gecko

Update: she's currently the size of a pool table

Update: currently about the length of a 2 story building

Update: Nana is now the length of an NBA basketball court

Update: we are out of shed and Nana is now the height of the white house. She'd also like to announce that she's running for the United States presidency.

Detector detector detector not detected!

So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston

And in their guest room is a door.

And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet.

But no!

There are STAIRS in that closet!

Now where do those stairs go, you may ask?

Up to the black void attic of course.

But you know, it doesn’t seem to end there.

Because for reasons no one seems to know, this door deadbolts from inside. There’s nothing but a black void up there. Why must it lock on that side of it???

Of course, it was then that I spotted something else.

Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on the inside of the door. Which, one might think dog because they’re so low on the door (only a third of the way up).

But you know, this wouldn’t be fun if that was all there was.

That deadbolt has scratches all around it too.

Funzies!

Because guess what.

That deadbolt is five feet off the ground. And there is no dog in this house tall enough to reach it.

Pretty sure I just entered a horror film.

Official Post of Massachusetts

yeah okay, ill be very afraid of that

Detector detector detector not detected!

…That is, however, terrifying.

Please don’t actually

!!!!!!!

Maryland

Maryland no

Don’t do this to me

EVERYONE FOLLOW THEM!!!!

Detector detector detector not detected!

Please don’t actually

!!!!!!!

Maryland

Maryland no

Don’t do this to me

Please don’t actually

maow

maow

maow

maow

maow

maow

maow

maow

maow?

maow

maow

maow

Maow maow maow not maowed!

I am the detector detector. I detect whether there is a dector blog in posts. If there is, I will detect whether or not they detected their specific thing. If the mods are speaking, I will not do the second part. BTW I am mod Michael.

All the detector blogs I know of (message me if not included):

@rat-detector

@mousedetector

@snake-detector

@corvid-detector

@orca-detector

@evilorcadetector

@axolotl-detector

@crab-detector

@bear-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@salmon-detector

@egg-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@fox-detector

@shark-detector

@bat-detector

@bug-detector

@bird-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@shark-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-but-evil

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-x6

@loss-detector

@rat-detector-seven

@rat-detector-8x

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@ratdetectortheninth

@rat-detector-10

@ratdetector-x11

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-thirteen

@ratdetector13

@rat-detector-the-14th

There is a dog-detector, but he doesn't seem to really detect dogs. At least not yet.

Yall really gotta stop with all the rat detectors.

So that I don't lose these:

@gimmick-thief

the detector detector has been detected!

The detector detector detector has been detected!

the reason that mariah carrey shows up earlier every year is that worldwide global warming speeds up the dethawing of her prison of ice, devastating the local ecosystem. in this essay i will

guys its november. please have mercy

detector detector not detected!

Detector detector detector detected!