my opinions on what a hypothetical kirby movie would/should be like are very mixed but i think objectively the funniest possible outcome for this type of situation would be for a minecraft movie-esque scenario to go down in which the movie is so horrendous that everyone that previously hated kirby right back at ya is forced to apologize to it.
My thought was go all the way with the comparisons and have a bunch of live-action humans accidentally wander into the Kirby-verse armed with nothing but sassy commentary about how we~ird and “just like a video game!” everything is.
Bonus if the only Kirby mains to appear are Kirby and Dedede. No Bandanna Waddle Dee. Not EVEN Meta Knight. One of the humans will be a dark-haired girl with a hat named… “Tiffanny”…but her middle initial will be “A” just to be even more confusingly annoying. Tiffaleine will secretly be the princess of Dream Land who was exiled as a baby by King Dedede and the reason everyone got sucked into the game world.
…I could go on but I think I’ll just upset myself XD
@desultory-novice WOULD you believe me if I said that I once made a post with concepts very similar to the ones you put here? it took me. a HOT MINUTE to find but!! when the idea is unhinged, gala has you covered <33
the tags on this post are from @/fi3stazo, who is also pinged in the screenshot! this is their original post and it is so funny.
Amazing. Absolutely amazing! What cobweb ridden highly cursed studio vault did you nick this wickedness from? XD
Dedede and Meta Knight-wannabes as human government agents…
…Okay, that’s it. One of the humans who gets transported to Dream Land in my “pitch” (lol) is now secretly Meta Knight, Princess Tiffaleine’s guardian who saved her as a baby and has been watching over her since.
Meta Knight is totally a human guy (and played by Chris Pratt) while Kirby is still a bad CG creation. He’ll still teach him how to use his “Dream Guardian” powers late in the movie. Then have a noble sacrifice but it’s okay, he somehow made it. (Saved by the dialogueless Waddle Dees.)
The other two humans are just randos. They feel like they could be vaguely inspired by Susie and Taranza but not in a good or meaningful way. (Just in that one is a snobby, screechy woman who keeps making bad decisions and having to be chewed out for it by Meta Knight and the other is a bookish poc comic relief stereotype who is always complaining about how unlucky he is in love. Which is totally irrelevant to the plot of the movie but keeps getting brought up for some reason.)