Other fanfiction reviewers: based on my in-depth literary analysis of X character’s motivations, I would say you’re doing an excellent job of blah blah blah (legit my dumb ass can’t even parody this because I don’t understand people who are smart enough to properly review fics)
My reviews: 😍 ahdhjfjdkd 🥵 ily 🥰 blah blah blah 👌🏻 ajskkddj gush gush gush ahdjdjd THE FEELINGS I AM FEELING THO 🙏🏼 you are love of my life now *insert marriage proposal* 💍