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Destiel doesn't exist

@destiel-doesnt-exist / destiel-doesnt-exist.tumblr.com

Dean and Sam are canonically straight, Destiel is not canon.  Don't hate the ship, just the Hellers.  No, I don’t ship Wincest or J2.  I also have a supernatural blog with no destiel-related stuff at jerk-bitch-67 and another blog for my whump obsession at got-whump.  Feel free to follow.
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nancylou444

Idiot.

Friendly reminder that it's not.

ACTUAL SPN fans would be quite happy with just Sam and Dean.

i didn't realize dest!el is a a large, heavy piece of artillery, typically mounted on wheels, formerly used in warfare. i thought it was a fictional ship about two characters who have no chemistry at all and wouldn't fuck if god himself demanded it. huh...interesting.

I'm a bad bad girl. 🤣🤣

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imagine getting baited into watching spn by people on tumblr dot com assuring you on 5k think-pieces that there is a super deep relationship between the hunter and the angel that is so crucial and central to the show so you jump into the madness-inducing cw show only to find out dean literally murders anyone who breaths next to sam for 15 seasons for no other reason than "little brother is life", he does not reciprocate any love confession until he dies in a scene where for 9 mins he professes his love for Sam, after that he goes to heaven and does nothing but wait for his brother to die too so they can be together there as well. The credits roll and you literally do not get anything the fucking tumblr users promised you, nothing, just Dean and Sam's really weird relationship and nothing else. damn. anyway, cheers to that.

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Every day I have the satisfaction of knowing that Dean would rather make out with me than Castiel and it’s not that I’m attractive it’s literally just that Dean would make out with any woman that exists before making out with Castiel.

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"tell them you like them, what's the worst thing that could happen" uhhh they don't like me back and i get absorbed by black goo? and then they're actually soulmates with their sibling?

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