Destiel doesn't exist

Haha, this is great! 🤣

One day Twitter links will work again.

Happy Nov 5th -" cas is goo" day

5th vs 19th

when i see destiel in the sam winchester tag:

when i see sam hate in the wincest tag:

when i see people thinking sam is a ‘cock block’ and a ‘third wheel’ to dean and castiel:

when people legitimately think that the relationship between dean and castiel is more important and more relevant than the relationship between dean and sam:

Im so unbelievably enraged…….

What the actual FUCK is WRONG with YOU!!!???

I barely come here anymore, but I just caught up on some stuff and went to twitter and this is the post I see….. just…. Unbelievable. How DARE you assign a sexuality to Jensen when he said NO SUCH THING and made NO SUCH ANNOUNCEMENT himself? And to put it out there as though it’s facts!?! To satisfy your fetishization of him? Ooooohhhhh hell is not hot enough for you

Oh, here we go now this person (and friends) are claiming Jensen is bi via a sneaky recording!! 🤦‍♀️

Jensen's sexuality is nobody's business but his own!

Plus you shouldn't be sneakily recording ANYONE at op/autos without either party's consent!

Question: This question is for Jensen.

Jensen: Found him.

Misha: [buzzer noise]

Question: Do you think Cass' confession in episode 18, did Dean look back at some of Cass' actions like breaking Sam's wall as the actions of Cass trying to remove a rival for Dean's attention?

Audience: Oooh.

Misha: What a scandalous question!

Jensen: [long pause] What? What, I'm gonna need - [motions to asker] one more time? In 18, the confession -

Question: After the confession, did Dean look back in retrospect, with new information, looking back on some of Cass' actions, like breaking Sam's wall, as the actions of trying to get a rival out of the way for Dean's attention? You know you've got this brother and you don't pay attention to anybody else, maybe if we send him to the loony bin, there's more time for me.

Audience: [laughing]

Jensen: [opens eyes wide in exaggerated trepidation] This is a freakin' minefield that I'm about to -

Misha: I've always wanted to watch you get cancelled.

Jensen: Hey hey hey, I got it, I got it. I got it. Um, No. And here's why. Because I don't believe that Cass would have ever thought that by removing Sam from Dean's life, would have any positive aspects.

Misha: You dodged a bullet, nice work.

Jensen: [exaggeratedly takes off hat, runs hand through hair, generally makes faces]

Misha: That was a close one.

Jensen: My mouth is dry now.

🤣🤣🤣🤣Gimme a break. Trauma. What trauma? Idiots.

Yes, it is about a ship. Don't pretend it's about all this other nonsense. Television can't traumatize you. If it does you need help.

Oh PLEASE. The story was Sam and Dean. Get over it!

Yeah this reminds me of this article going around Twitter.

My f**king god. This is the most ridiculous, over dramatic, entitled bullshit I’ve ever wasted the time to read.

Get. Over. It.

This has Dot’s signature all over it. I can just imagine them writing this and thinking they’ve served when it’s pure drivel

“This isn’t about a ship…” they say, then proceed to write a couple of paragraphs where it’s entirely about their entitlement to a specific ship.

“Fans are… devastated” - please, 1% of fandom at most

“…for queer fans” - majority of Destiel shippers are straight white women who have a m/m fetish so nope, genuine queer fans were pissed at the last minute cash grab attempt by Collins and Bobo

“Once, just once, they would get what they deserve in this world” - congratulations! You got exactly what was deserved for the toxic assholes you were to everyone else for 11 years

“The story being told would be finished” - it was! The story you made up in your head was never the one being told, kinda sucks to be you

Yeah, that's pretty much a more concise version of what I was going to say, the most telling thing about that drivel is the self-deluding, self-important way they choose to word it.

"Fans" are devastated, implying all fans. "Queer fans" are stung, implying, again, all queer fans are bothered. It's about something being "deserved" for investing in the show and that thing being only what they specifically wanted out of it, because they "devoted time" to and "deeply connected" with their own vacuous brainfarts the story in a way that was The Most Valid. Any ending but the one they "saw themselves" in, is a matter of failing to give them "dignity, respect, and love".

Not only is the last part of it where the random writers of a CW tv show are supposedly required to provide a lifetime of missing validation to individual fans fucking weird as hell? The idea they speak for all fans - or even fans of Supernatural at all, rather than fans of their made up fanon nonsense - is obvious bullshit. Plenty of fans, queer and otherwise, are just fine with not having the story ruined with OOC romance out of fucking nowhere but bad ~*interpreted*~ nonsense at the eleventh hour, actually!

People who are fans of the actual show did not experience "rug-pulling confusion" because they watched the show instead of dreaming up romance-centric fairy tales only vaguely inspired by it. Plenty of people who "deeply connected" with the story actually playing out on screen got "emotional catharsis" and "resolution" from an ending that followed very obviously on from the fifteen years of brother-centric brothering brotherhood that was at the center of the show episode after episode, season after season. Sure, not everybody invested in the actual story liked the way it ended, but that was literally never going to happen whatever the ending was. Which again comes back to how fucking bonkers it is to pretend any tv show owes you what you personally want - even in cases when it might actually be a reasonable possible ending!

What hellers and their ilk actually "had faith" in was a bunch of bullshit they made up to promise themselves and each other that they then thought they could badger the writers into throwing the actual story of the canon away for by sheer volume of entitled whining. Saying the words it's totes not just about getting their way in regards to the ship doesn't work when they have always made it very, very clear it was about literally nothing but that. Come the actual fuck on, we spent all those years having to share a fandom as they made up batshit theories and then melted down when they didn't come true. We know exactly what they mean by the "resolution" they waited for. They can use as many vague dramatic words as they want pretending to be ~*harmed*~ by a tv show, but 'I was so blinded by my ship I ignored the actual story until it forehead-touched right in front of my salad' is not the narrative of legitimate victimhood they desperately want it to be.

Yes, all of this, but most especially the parts about:

imagine getting baited into watching spn by people on tumblr dot com assuring you on 5k think-pieces that there is a super deep relationship between the hunter and the angel that is so crucial and central to the show so you jump into the madness-inducing cw show only to find out dean literally murders anyone who breaths next to sam for 15 seasons for no other reason than "little brother is life", he does not reciprocate any love confession until he dies in a scene where for 9 mins he professes his love for Sam, after that he goes to heaven and does nothing but wait for his brother to die too so they can be together there as well. The credits roll and you literally do not get anything the fucking tumblr users promised you, nothing, just Dean and Sam's really weird relationship and nothing else. damn. anyway, cheers to that.

im so late to this tweet but i can't stop laughing...going to use #truth at the end of all my posts from now on

#1 - Supernatural 1x13, 4x10, 7x13 #2 - Supernatural 2x20, 6x03, 9x08 #3 - Dean in Supernatural 2x09 - Croatoan #4 - Dean in Supernatural 6x05 - Live Free or Twihard #5 - SPN creator Eric Kripke at Comic-Con 2013  #6 - Jensen Ackles at JIBcon 2013 #7 & #8 - Jensen Ackles at JIBcon 2014 #9 & #10 - Jared Padalecki at JIBcon 2014

(Chad Kennedy, executive at WB x)

This means so much to me, specifically Jensen addressing those of us who love and respect him and Jared…those us of who support Supernatural and do not attack the show runners…those of us who do not try and rewrite the show for our own selfish reasons. 

I can’t imagine anyone pretending at this point, ten seasons deep, that they do not know Dean Winchester is straight. I have to believe anyone who is jumping up and down shouting “look at me! look at me! Dean is bi ‘cause I’m a girl who likes guy on guy porn” to the cast and crew of Supernatural is nothing but a bored troll. 

That last gif though. 👍

Perfect 👏👏👏👏

2013:

2014:

2016:

2017: fan: How come Dean is allowed to have a crush on Dr. Sexy M.D. and yet Destiel and his bisexuality can not?

2019:

There’s an earlier version of this thread circulating right now, but I wanted to reblog this one with @samrobotize’s additions (and add a few more from the show).

2.07 The Usual Suspects:

3.12 Jus in Bello:

10.07 Girls Girls Girls:

Listen, you’re welcome to have whatever headcanons you want and ship whatever you want, but it is CANON that Dean Winchester is straight and that Destiel was never part of the show. It is also equally clear that SPN did NOT queerbait and instead made these 2 facts very clear over and over. Those who insist otherwise are queerbaiting themselves and other fans (or are falling for the BS from Misha, a narcissistic troll who would say anything to convince his fans to keep giving him their attention and money).

Folks will argue that the show never set Sam and Dean up as soulmates in Dark Side of the Moon, but then shout from the rooftops that Castiel is canonically gay just because he told Dean that he loved him. And they point to Misha saying it was definitely romantic, not platonic, as proof. Even though Misha erroneously came out as bisexual and then had to publicly take it back and clarify that he is actually het. They also will insist that Jensen's or Jared's opinions of their characters' sexuality doesn't matter at all.

Like seriously, head canon them however you want, but you don't get to pick and choose canon. And it's 100% okay if canon doesn't agree with what makes you happy. Run with the version that does make you happy. Just bear in mind that it's just your version.

FFS this shouldn't be this hard.

Everytime I see a destiel post that talks about how obsessed Cas and Dean are with eachother, I have decided to start spamming their posts with “you spelled wincest wrong”

Hellers would find abuse gay and romantic.

Demented Drula....

Yes, the way Dean is on bender knee because Castiel forced him to the ground, declaring his need for Cas to stop breathing him, while Castiel slowly reaches for him menacingly is just so …

Oh wait. Dean is begging for his life out of desperation, saying anything to try to get through to Castiel and make him stop, because Castiel is essentially beating him to death here. Then when Castiel reached towards Dean's face to heal him, Dean flincheds away from him … because he is AFRAID of Castiel in this moment.

People can like whatever imagery they want. But this scene is inherently NOT ROMANTIC.

I’m convinced that hellers just watch SPN for the pretty pictures, in the most shallow way possible, but don’t actually listen to dialogue or understand body language, or register anything they dint want to hear

This may have to be a new addition in my "Why This Moment is Not Destiel" series. It can join the ranks of the Mixed Tape and the Male Siren.

@watching-sam-and-dean-again It can also join the "Red Meat and Collette is about Destiel" lies LOL.

@neecy83 Good grief, the "Red Meat" Dean reflecting moment being about Castiel argument is so stupid, it would be like a one sentence post.

Castiel isn’t even in the episode, and Sam is the one who Dean just thought died. Done. Argument over. 😆 .

As for the Collette argument … that would require me paying close attention to Season 9/10 and … I just don't have the mental energy for that right now. 😪

But yeah, heller arguments always require the viewer to ignore the Sam of it all which is wild.

For the Collette argument, all they have ever given is that Dean gave Cass the first blade to hide it…..yeah, that’s it. This, however is laughably easy to dismantle with the logic of: out of the four of them (Sam, Dean, Cass, Crowley) the two best equipped to put the blade in a fantastic hiding spot very quickly are the two who can teleport (Cass and Crowley) and then figuring who Dean trusts more between the two, which is obviously Cass. Not to mention that Cass never got Dean to resist the mark of Cain and stop, that was Sam. Lol 😂 😆

listen i know its kinda late to scream about this but im watching supernatural season 4 ep 12 (the one about the siren) and isnt it kinda crazy that dean is always thirsting behind hot ladies but the siren transforms into a MAN to get to him??? (i know the siren said he wanted to be "his little brother" but still??) also the episode with the magicians where he goes with that professional dom?? this series is full of gay jokes but the main character is not canonically gay??

(pls no spoilers i haven't finished it yet, even though i know how it ends with castiel because of the memes, but im still missing everything else)

Here's a rant because you idiots insist on ignoring that the siren says he wants to be Dean's brother THREE FUCKING TIMES.

Dean doesn't just "thirst" after hot ladies, HE HAD SEX WITH THEM so how the fuck would he be "canonically gay" you idiot?

The show ended the way it started, Dean and Sam together.

You know, I was thinking about it, and OP missed the fact that the entire point of making those kinds of gay jokes, is that the character ISN’T canonically gay, otherwise it wouldn’t be a joke nor nearly as funny, for the Chris Angel episode with the dom. For the siren episode, that wasn’t a joke, that was the writers (Kripke included if memory serves) slamming the audience in the face with the fact that what Dean wants most is the little brother he used to know back, as opposed to the Sam he had at the time (lying to Dean’s face, going behind his back, not trusting him, being argumentative about almost everything, etc.). After all the lore didn’t actually state that the siren tapped into purely sexual/romantic desires, that was Sam and Dean’s flawed interpretation based solely on the fact that the deepest desires of the three shmucks that were first affected in the episode, were of a sexual nature. I mean, the siren was explicitly clear about the fact that it was presenting itself to Dean as a brother AND outright told Sam that what Dean wanted most was Sam himself, which was why it didn’t approach Dean as a stripper, but as a brother.