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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

Okay but the sex in Jason X is, in fact, a great example of Sex Scene with Narrative Purpose. By Jason X, the franchise had fully completed the classic slasher shift from horror to absurdity in the way that every time the killer magically comes back to life for another installment, it nudges the whole genre a bit further into silly and self-aware.

So by Jason X, the whole film is really about what even makes a Friday the 13th film anymore? What are the core components of Jason when we've taken the character as far out of context as humanly possible? And what's left in this satirical assessment of core Jason is that he HATES when teens fuck. That's been the root of his motivations since his mom first instilled them by blaming horny camp counselors for his first untimely death.

The sex scene in Jason X is frankly the funniest and most effective point blank satire of classic Jason because the second they orgasm, jump-cut to Jason (presumed dead for like 1,000 years) sitting BOLT UPRIGHT like a fucking jack-in-the-box because he's officially been granted trope permission to Begin the Killing! It simply wouldn't be a Jason film if he wasn't upset about horny teens and that moment boils the whole franchise down to 2 hilarious seconds.

Don't get me wrong, Jason X is a truly terrible film. That doesn't mean the sex is without narrative purpose.

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cartoon network on nickelodeon in 1999. an off-channel promo for cartoon cartoon fridays snuck onto nick’s airwaves via unmonitored local ad buys.

An unbelievable power play

Nickelodeon execs watching their own channel: