hello. its me. youre best pal. v h s. with news

IVE MOVED BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  needed a clean slate. come follow me at @deresutes. i will try my best to follow back my mutuals and such. see you there. smile

hello. its me. youre best pal. v h s. with news

IVE MOVED BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  needed a clean slate. come follow me at @deresutes. i will try my best to follow back my mutuals and such. see you there. smile

hello. its me. youre best pal. v h s. with news

IVE MOVED BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  needed a clean slate. come follow me at @deresutes. i will try my best to follow back my mutuals and such. see you there. smile

don’t you know it’s not good for your hair to wash it every day. you have to use sulfate and paraben free shampoo. you have to wash your hair with conditioner instead. you should stop washing your hair for a month because actually your scalp has the natural ability to maintain itself. greasy hair can make your acne worse so make sure you wash it every day. you have to use this three step regiment on your face EVERY SINGLE night. buy this $70 serum and use it with the 10 other serums you have but don’t combine them. don’t use anything on your face except a gentle cleanser and moisturizer. do NOT use moisturizer on your face you are DESTROYING your skins natural moisture barrier! acne is just for teenagers you’ll grow out of it :) oh no but adult acne is sooooo common. just take birth control and your acne will go away. cut out all sugar and dairy and your acne will go away. actually those studies are fake, get light therapy treatments instead. take accutane and your acne will go away, only a couple of those kids killed themselves! shave your armpits because it looks better. if you shave your armpits you’re not a feminist. actually shaving your armpits is for HYGIENE. wax your legs. wax your bikini line. but waxing any part of your body can give you ugly ingrown hairs and permanently damage your skin and follicles and besides that’s the patriarchy. (but get laser hair removal instead.) don’t have an eating disorder because that’s too much but definitely do intermittent fasting. don’t eat carbs. don’t eat sugar. don’t eat fat. actually your brain uses carbs as its main energy source. actually fat is necessary but only good fat. you have to DRINK MORE WATER!!! drinking 8 glasses of water per day is a myth. burn fat and get toned by doing these exercises. but cellulite is natural and 99% of women have it so you HAVE to embrace it. take diet pills. ummm don’t you know those are meth?? take NATURAL diet supplements for weight loss. take THESE vitamins to cure your depression and clear your skin and make you better at sex and make your vision better and speed up your metabolism and make your digestion better and make you focus better. i know the ONLY right answer but you have to pay me for it. follow my blog! listen to my podcast! subscribe to my email newsletter! buy my snake oil!!

Gamer Girl

Optional Pt 2:

Shoutout to Overwatch for having trying to be a serious lore filled story and somehow making less sense than Team fortress "Abraham Lincoln invented stairs" 2

all boys do is listen to acid rock and stare directly into a flashlight 

its working

i can feel it working

Rock iPhone Case by Bless

grugg love do facetime

Thinking about the unkillable child in Lego Skywalker Saga

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

maybe some day, on some new horizon

Normal Guy & Sparkle Dog 3: Cats & Dogs

when autistic people die they go to the homestar runner wiki

does anybody else autistic feel like everything is weird and strange. like

wait i didn't finish my post but it's funnier like this actually