at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

Yeah, same

peepee hired by poopoo and doodoo to kill pukeo in the boobus movey

too many griffiths in my guts ass life

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

Every 200 notes I wake up to, I see some familiar faces and learn that some of you just have this post ON STANDBY to remind yourselves not to whale for the new bland twink. 

Proud of you guys

yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

U8 Hermannstraße>Wittenau

Photos copyright Kate Seabrook

too many griffiths in my guts ass life

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This entire article is worth the read. Fuck Gilead

hey look at that he has a name

I'm not a praying man, but Claims Adjuster, if you're listening...

las protestas de las mesas de ping-pong, 2019

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

brucie baby? this brucie baby??

brucie baby lore

Hermès - Fall 1997 RTW

The Birkindook

god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked

the party mage just brought up the idea of each one of us taking a part of the sealing artifact to prevent them from being reunited again and releasing the evil, no way these dumb assholes aren't getting corrupted 🤦

okay so after a little time bonding with my shard of the blackstar, I've decided that 1) this was actually a pretty good idea and 2) all the armies of the earth must tremble before me