Rhi already has to deal with the fate of being from a phone game dulse doesn't have to even do anything
What??
Can't hear you over the sound of Rhi being trapped in the 4Chan sandpaper device (conceptually similar to being trapped in a phone game)
Soliera and Rhi make Dulse sign a restraining order, explain to him that the breakup is official and that this is because he brought a gun to a pregnancy photoshoot and shot Rhi, injuring them and killing the baby in the process ( he will not respect the restraining order )
Dulse started wearing funni and relatable shirts in Rhi's absence ( But now they're back and they have girlfriend )
Time to stop being a doomer ( lesbian arc )
"I can fix them" ( soliera won the poll RIP specifically the anon who wanted Rhi x Willow )
Anyway I'm feeling better so see you little Shake N' Bakes Monday with more of this awful fanfic
Dulse is coping with the breakup really well ( unbothered and convinced he was in the right for bringing a loaded gun to the pregnancy photoshoot Dulse can finally play 100% Orange Juice until 6:45 AM in peace )
Rhi is depressed ( they're coping destructively )
Things haven't been going well after the breakup ( Dulse is fine actually, he watched Bladerunner 2049 to cope )
They broke up ( Dulse still doesn't think he's in the wrong )
Dulse does not believe he was in the wrong for bringing a loaded firearm to the pregnancy photoshoot ( gun rights )
The gun was loaded and the saftey was off ( he shot Rhi point blank )
Pragnent ( Dulse is passionate about the Second Amendment )
They made love (then he started playing 100% Orange Juice)
He has decided against hitting them with a big rock ( they are in love )
Dulse about to hit Rhi with a big rock ( lovingly 💕)
Twitter pronoun in bio 🌸they/them🌸
vs.
Twitter "I don't use pronouns that's lib shit" He/Him
I think they should make out except I don't
The only personality trait Dulse has is he's an asshole and all of Rhi's dialog makes me nauseous and I think they UwU unironically
I think they would hate each other and Dulse would make Rhi cry and they would incredibly toxic together and couldn't be left alone in a room with eachother because BOTH of them would instigate a fight for no fucking reason
This headcanon sucks and I have a different post with more Ultra Recon Squad art and I put my cool and epic headcanons in that idk when I'll post it
