God Put Me Here

The road to being a sigma male isn't easy and sometimes requires casualties

Dulse started wearing funni and relatable shirts in Rhi's absence ( But now they're back and they have girlfriend )

Thanks Anon !

I don't know what horrendous dark force compelled me to make this awful and unhinged fan art of these extremely obscure Pokémon characters, but my hope are there's some little ultra recon fan out there who desperately hungers for content only to stumble on my page like a little newborn kitten whos hust learned to open it's eyes and is instantly washed in confusion, intrigue and even a bit of fear of the sights before it.

Anyway I didn't make a special doodle for this ask but I'll show you a Dulse x Rhi drawing I haven't posted yet because I couldn't weave it into the narrative

Things haven't been going well after the breakup ( Dulse is fine actually, he watched Bladerunner 2049 to cope )

They are in counciling ( This is Colress fan art if you squint )

Breaking character but I just feel like if this man was your therapist you'd be pouring out all your problems and he'd literally just say "cope"

He has decided against hitting them with a big rock ( they are in love )

Dulse about to hit Rhi with a big rock ( lovingly 💕)

I headcanon Dulse as having Autism but in the way guys on 4chan do

Twitter pronoun in bio 🌸they/them🌸

vs.

Twitter "I don't use pronouns that's lib shit" He/Him

I think they should make out except I don't

The only personality trait Dulse has is he's an asshole and all of Rhi's dialog makes me nauseous and I think they UwU unironically

I think they would hate each other and Dulse would make Rhi cry and they would incredibly toxic together and couldn't be left alone in a room with eachother because BOTH of them would instigate a fight for no fucking reason

This headcanon sucks and I have a different post with more Ultra Recon Squad art and I put my cool and epic headcanons in that idk when I'll post it

In 2017 Game freak introduced the fact that are are fucking interdimensional human-like aliens in the Pokémon world and then refused to elaborate

But I've thought about them for 6 years

But they introduced Rhi in Pokémon Go and that's cool

My phone physically cannot run the game but I think it's cool

*Colors with mother fucking Crayola crayons*

Bonus: A horrible nightmare version of my cat that appears in my dreams sometimes and is named "The Tridge"