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i'm thinking of dating trees next

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it's a pun | pfp by holly-warbs | stream the sound of wind rustling through the leaves | do not follow this blog unless you are madly in love with me
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allsadnshit

Worst thing I ever did in my life was try to play it cool to protect myself because all that ever did was attract people who also had their walls up or who were interested in people they wouldn't have to actually take care of

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ok. pros of light hiking jn the cold after sunset with strep throat and a stuffy schnozz:

  • havent crossed a single tourist or other person on this trail in over 15 min
  • if i just breathe really aggressively into my scarf, i dont have to inhale cold air
  • nobody to see me regret wearing binder that compresses my lungs while i cant properly breathe in through my nose or mouth
  • 4pm and there's a full moon without the sly actually being too dark to see by
#if i die here aomebody has to eat out the incredibly attractive and clever 45 y.o. woman im in love with on my .behalf#i havent made m ĺst will and testament yet but.
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weird-ecologies
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charlott2n

can we please for the love of god waste our short and meaningless lives together

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charlott2n

can we while away the years living in each others memories. can we see ourselves just as clearly and beautifully from decades in the past as we do in our present. can the moments we each live in for the rest of our lives include each other

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charlott2n

is there a place for me in your forever

#oh jesus.#oh god.
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dendrochronologies

UNREAL that we can just go through life, changing direction all the time, both by choice & not, and still in the unlikeliest way find someone whose whole heart pulls out all our tenderest, softest selves. we are so lucky to be alive at the same time as each other!!!!!!! i love you i love you i hope the world carries you gently

#omy god im going to
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havent seen many politicians get dunked on with milkshakes and various other wet foods/beverages lately. bizarre given the addition of both insane politicians and insane mountain dew monstrosities to our local ecosystems..... there are so many powerful people who could get doused in the purple grimace shake. and tomato sauce on glass-protected paintings isn't safe because you're still inside a museum with fake cops. also it doesnt scare sweaty politicians in starched white shirts. what im saying is we urgently need to get the youths off tkitok and back in the wild. do they know what graffiti is?? do they know about the bad smell eggs give off when they've been smashed on a billionaire's car in the heat of a climate crisis

#huge fan of the swarm of crickets those teens unleashed on transphobes mind you that's some fucking effective direct action#but what im saying is they could hypothetically do more. while they're still at an age where it wont catch up to them#also young tory weirdos are getting too bold. they need to experience social repercussions for being fucking weird about women and gays#but mostly i miss being able to see nige farage and his ilk getting tomatoed and egged and milkshaked....... glorious days......#legally this is just a thought experiment
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