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The Strength You Seek

@demonboysandlotsoftoys

Current Hyperfixation: Tears of the Kingdom I will take writing requests for a few different fandoms, should anyone ask. Just made this a personal blog after all, so come say hello! He/They/Void, 27. Minors DNI.
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tizeline

Recently got the entire Fierce Deity armour set in TotK, and that reminded me of how much I absolutely love his design 😆😆😆 i drew this guy all the time as a kid lmaoo

Anyway, got the urge to draw him again so here he is woooooooo!!!

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Hey.

Hey you.

Yes, you.

Come here fellow fanfic writer.

Closer.

Okay, perfect. Ready?

There are not 'better writers' out there. There are only different writers. No one can write your story better than you. No one.

So, write your fic. It's going to be awesome.

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akindplace

Sometimes you will feel like you don't know how to be the idealized version of yourself someone projected on you. And this is a reminder that you don't have to. The love you receive should not be conditioned by what you are able to put up with, or how good you perform every task you get.

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blotsukai

whenever i put on deep sea cthulhu ambience my girlfriend tries to initiate sex

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l3wdbee

"When I put on the fuck vibes my gf tries to fuck?" 🤔

STOP IT THERES NOTHING SEXUAL ABOUT DARK AMBIENCE AND EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT FAIL SHE TURNS OVER FROM ABOUT TO SLEEP TO TRYING TO FUCK!!! ITS CRAZY!!!

Have you considered that your gf may be some kind of abyssal creature and you're basically just putting on deep-sea Marvin Gaye?

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hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

I hate being the generation that remembers when I could easily find episodes of anime and whole ass movies on YouTube.

Hate being the generation that remembers when YouTube videos would buffer when you pause them, allowing the entire video to load and let you watch it without interruption even on slow connections.

I remember when the preview image was a still from the video and not some photoshopped clickbait nightmare

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These might be hard to see on dark mode. But here's the transparents of the demon brothers shadow counterparts, that show up in dance battles.

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shadow27

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

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knitmeapony

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

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roach-works

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

i am looking into your eyes, i am holding your hand. i absolutely promise.

if you can just live long enough, your soul will build your body into a home. you will live there and you will find a way to be at peace. it’s worth the time and it’s worth the work. i promise.

Your soul will build your body into a home.

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unicornery
“They really fear lesbians. Because in some strange level, let us never forget the ever-expanding gaseous state of the male ego. Which is men still believe that women do everything in response to them. Therefore, for a lot of these guys, a woman’s a lesbian because she hasn’t had him. He will change this dolorous experience and she will of course love men because of him. The truth is, women aren’t lesbians because of men. Women are lesbians because of women: they love women! And that’s what drives them crazy, they don’t want to accept that central fact of lesbian life, which is it has nothing whatsoever to do with men. And never will.”
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