Jake: wow, you really let your hair down when you're not at the office
Holt: You fool. I have no hair.
Jake: wow, you really let your hair down when you're not at the office
Holt: You fool. I have no hair.
This is the third meme I’ve made with Bowser Jr’s quote. I sure love a lot of characters with shitty dads 🤔
M/F bi 4 bi couples who are everything to me
Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago
Link and Zelda
Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase
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BOW AND GLIMMER!!! How did I forget them?!?
M/F bi 4 bi couples who are everything to me
Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago
Link and Zelda
Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase
Feel free to add more
Zelda, imprisoning Calamity Ganon: Okay, no big deal. 100 years is nothing. I’m not afraid to be along with my own thoughts. My thoughts are awesome.
Zelda: ancient tech cruise ships… fruitcake restaurant… my father never loved me; I’m going to die alone.
Zelda: Oh boy, that escalated quickly.
OMFG WHAT IF DOUG JUDY IS MARRYING HOLT’S MOM
I want Jake to be like ‘man I love Skyfire’ and Holt to be like ‘but doesn’t the author suck?’ and Jake’s like, “Yeah, but a book can be good even if the author is a monster. Like Harry Potter!”
I’d love for in the last season of Brooklyn 99 for Holt to become commissioner and mostly disband the police (focusing more of the NYPD’s budget on social workers, mental health workers, etc.) but of the few police officers left Amy becomes the captain and the last scene is a mirror of the first episode.
Amy is sitting in her office and someone has just finished briefing her on her new squad. She says she knows only a few cops are left so the remaining ones are good, but she wants to make them the best in New York. The person who was briefing her asks where they should start.
The camera cuts to someone (not wearing a tie) dancing around the desk of Gary (aka the new Amy) in a vaguely annoying way as Gary rolls his eyes. We hear Amy say, “We start with him/her/them.”
Fremulon. Not a doctor.
If Doug Judy's wife takes his last name she'll be judge Judy
I just realised that the reason Doug Judy doesn't think Gertie is a sexy name is because his sister (Trudy Judy) is also named Gertrude