Gus has to dress as a trash can to complete the joint costume.
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Should he slice this up for the road?
Today's Toon Link WILL eat pineapple bigger than him
Please… send pineapple jellybeans… it’s our only hope…
This is what happened in that episode, right?
Sooo I got invited to a party for seniors (about 1/3 of my friends are seniors) and there was a white elephant exchange and I got this frame with boat oars on it. I hate fishing, boating, and anything related to it.
However! I know someone who loves those things. Someone very photogenic. So I put a photo of him in the frame and plan to hang it on my gallery wall.
Had to do an actual 11 point turn today boys
OMG SHAWN THINKS ALL FRUITS ARE APPLES BECAUSE PINEAPPLES OMG
Shawn: pumpkins only grow in the pumpkin region of France. All others are just Halloween apples.
HOLY FUCK PSYCH MOVIE 3!!!!!!
R/relationships
Hey Reddit, I need some advice.
Some background: I (39M) run a business with my childhood best friend (39M), we’ll call him S. He does most of the more “theatrical” and “whimsical” aspects of the job, and I manage our finances, do paperwork, and other, related things that are more my pace.I also have a job selling pharmaceuticals, which is my main job. I consider the business I run with S more of a side hustle.
The problem I need help with is that I’m in love with S, who is completely straight as far as I know. He’s in love with this woman we work with sometimes (35F) we’ll call J. He’s been in love with J since they met, but I don’t know if she feels the same or not. Either way, he’s only expressed interest in women as far as I can tell.
I’d be happy for him if it were that simple, but he’s got this secret that no one knows but his dad and I. I can’t put it here for privacy reasons, but it’s big enough to ruin a relationship. He trusts me with it and not J so maybe he does like me? I don’t think he knows I like him. While he’s hyper-observant and a smart guy, he’s not the best at romance. Sometimes he tells people that he and I are a couple, but I’m not sure if that’s flirting or joking around.
I’m just not sure what to do here. Any advice?
Edit: if it matters, I already claim him on my taxes.
Good morning to fake psychics, pharmaceutical salesmen, uptight head detectives, retired police officers who tried their best to raise their son, and women whose boyfriends are in love with his childhood best friend.
Klance Psych AU
- Lance is Shawn- cocky, attractive, perceived as dumb, fake psychic
- Hunk is Gus- likes food, is scared easily, would rather work an office job than deal with any more of this crap, Lance’s childhood friend
- Shiro is Henry Spencer- “boring”, Gives weird but helpful advice, old man™️ (at 29), teases Keith about his crush on the local psychic
- Keith is Lassiter (and sometimes Juliet)- moody, just transferred from Florida, believes in the supernatural but not psychics, secretly always suspects cryptids did the crimes, hates Lance at first but then falls in love with him
- Pidge is Juliet- smart, has an older brother who is definitely not a spy, has just enough of a soft spot for Hunk that they put up with Lance’s tomfoolery (and secretly enjoys it)
- Allura is Chief Vick- the boss who secretly enjoys gossiping with Lance, always talking about her kids even though they’re mice. Rumor has it she runs a mouse circus at scare fest but Lance hasn’t been able to find proof.
- Coran is Woody- eccentric, eats fries on the job, has started wearing a mustache cover since he got hair on a murder victim and was accused of the crime, has gotten Lance and Hunk out of many tough spots.
- Lotor is Pierre Despereaux- morally grey, British accent, Lance thinks he’s super cool. Keith would be jealous if he didn’t also think he was super cool.
- Kuron is Trout- no one likes Trout and the episodes with him tend to be worse