Jake: wow, you really let your hair down when you're not at the office

Holt: You fool. I have no hair.

She Ra AU where Adora is Charles Boyle and he becomes She Ra when he puts on Boyle's He Man Halloween costume

This is the third meme I’ve made with Bowser Jr’s quote. I sure love a lot of characters with shitty dads 🤔

I think it would be funny if Adrian Pimento was just always like that. Going undercover didn’t change his personality at all, he was always just a weirdo creep (affectionate)

I would literally die for him

Jake @ Holt in Season One:

Jake @ Holt in Season six:

Thank you to @imagine-a-name-here for DMing me this text post! 💙

My little sibling uses a wheelchair and my favorite thing to do when I push her is to say “I’m gonna wheel you off a bridge” then sing “uh oh, you’re alone. You’re alone for life!” And it makes her laugh so hard

I named my giant horse/Ganondorf’s horse Terry J. after Terry Jeffords on Brooklyn 99. It’s the only name fitting for such a buff horse.

M/F bi 4 bi couples who are everything to me

Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago

Link and Zelda

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase

Feel free to add more

Zelda, imprisoning Calamity Ganon: Okay, no big deal. 100 years is nothing. I’m not afraid to be along with my own thoughts. My thoughts are awesome.

Zelda: ancient tech cruise ships… fruitcake restaurant… my father never loved me; I’m going to die alone.

Zelda: Oh boy, that escalated quickly.

I’ve been exercising for 45 minutes every day for a week now, why do I not look like Terry Jeffords yet? Is it because I haven’t been eating yogurt??

Brooklyn 99 Season 2 Episode 15, Windbreaker City: