rgu favorite characters

utena or anthy: there is usually quite a bit of thought and emotion backing this decision but to an outsider it just sounds like a normie pick because these are the cover characters

juri: ok, so you do watch the show, and you like the cool gay side character, which makes sense

nanami: you are in the trenches of the show

shiori: you are in the trenches but not of the show. the gay trenches and your enemy army is yourself

favorite student council member

juri: you’re a dyke

nanami: you’re a bigbrained sexy genius

miki: you’re either very wise or very stupid

saionji: you’re a fujoshi or you’re just here for a laff

touga: you’re a twisted sickopath

ruka: we NEED to address the rampant misandry in this fandom!!!!!

🥇This is the final round to determine our 1st Runner Up! Choose your favorite!🥇

oh noooo i slipped on a banana and this url fell out oh nooooooooooo

some m/f ships are like. that woman is a lesbian. however that man is a woman so it all works out

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

Currently moving my brunette wife and our dejected children into an abandoned ghost factory for a fresh start

Honey, don't worry about our daughter's new habit of standing in front of the security camera in her playroom and murmuring about bones every night. That's probably just something women do

Why shouldn't our son play in the pitch black sub-basement that was walled shut with bricks until I started renovations? He's a growing boy

Finally caving to my wife's irrational fear and typing "ghosts?" into the Google search bar