Imagine crushing on someone who's obviously crushing on you, but you're both too afraid that it's gonna make things awkward. 😅
Why is it that i resort to violence when I catch feelings?🤔
I really spent 20 bucks to get a detailed tarot reading about my dating life for the psychic guy to tell me what I already know. I want to taste the rainbow and I'm a fucking leprechaun. 😂😂😂
Me telling my friends about my boy problems.
Friend 1: She likes this one
Friend 2: I believe she likes this one more.
Me: I don't really like neither of them. I think I'm gay.
I need me a cute masc/stud to treat me better than any of these white boys ever did.🤔
I got enough lies from men to fill one of my Shadowhunting novels. City of Bones has a word count of 130,000 words by the way.🤔
I'm at the point in my attempted dating life where I should just start a YouTube channel and talk about a lot of experiences these damn boys put me through. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I might actually get famous
"You fall in love, I fall flat on my face only to brush myself off and keep walking."
Why it took me a year to realize that it looks kind of strange to have a bunch of pictures of the same girl in your phone. 😕 Maybe a little lesbianish.
Coworker: I'm so scared I think I'm falling in love
Me: Well you can always fall flat on your face like me and get back up and start walking again
That awkward moment when your ex slides in your inbox after a screwed up situation with another guy. The universe is playing me.
I low key crave intimacy just a friend is all I ask for. But my aspiring platonic relationships end up become one sided romantic relationships. Sigh. I don't want to fall in love so I distance myself. Sorry not sorry.
I prefer someone that doesn't mind hanging out with me. Someone that I don't have to be the first one asking if they are free. Not a person that doesn't want to hang with me because they just don't feel like it. Like damn I'm always alone.🙁
Why do people go through your phone then get mad when they find what they were looking for? You shouldn't be going through each other's phone at all. Its about trust.
So I have a question and I want to hear from other people...
Which is a huge turn off? Someone who has an abnormal amount of friends with people of the opposite sex or someone who is controlling???🤔🤔🤔
Welp I'm single again.
Time for me to hunt down my next white boy. 😈😈😈
I'm not sure if I'm in a relationship or single. It's just complicated. 😅😅