An Undirected Mind

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Turns out you can edit the text on Pam's sign

In this house we vote veth

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Vote for her here!

#Vethsweep

This shit catchy

This slaps

so whens this dude gonna get a record deal

Where was this when I needed it in bio 1

This is hilarious 

“A spokesman for McAvoy said he was not available for comment due to filming commitments.“

I’m now picturing his reaction to being asked to comment on this (I really hope the spokeswoman actually told him what it was about and didn’t just tell the reporter he wasn’t available to comment) and I cannot go on

Hahahahaha omg READ THE ARTICLE there’s like a serious line describing how he wears a soft sweater omg

"The three-minute-programmes show the 36-year-old actor, wearing a snug, round-necked jumper and tight jeans, relaxing on a sofa in a dimly lit living room, in front of a glowing fire.

McAvoy often clutches a fluffy teddy bear as he dramatically narrates stories including Little Red Riding Hood, Superworm and The Dinosaur that Pooped a Planet."

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

@fake-bird

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

(x)

“Explaining the Na+/K+ pump to people outside of biology” [x]

FUCK

I can’t wait for the new Naruto movie

random headcanon that has been at the top of my mind for the last few weeks and i felt like posting because zia mentioned our headcanon that kai has an embarrassing 80s aesthetic: kai doesn’t really devote much time to caring about specific artists or whatnot but if pressed his favorite band is undoubtedly queen. like i’m sure they were globally still an iconic albeit even then slightly dated thing when kai was growing up and he heard it and liked the tunes and looked into the lyrics it clicked that he liked their music (more than he’s willing to admit) and it just stuck. queen is probably what he was listening to on his mp3 player the entire time he was in class in vforce (I WANT TO BREAK FREEE). also the closest thing to a pop culture ‘idol’ he has is freddie mercury (largely because he had the same affinity for cats that kai has. look it up!! but also hey he was v talented and ambitious and came up with a lot of lyrics that kai feels). but yeah no kai hiwatari is the guy who has a) practised his goddamn spinning top moves to the backing of don’t stop me now at least once (IM BURNING THROUGH THE SKY YEAAAAH TWO HUNDRED DEGREES THATS WHY THEY CALL ME MR FARENHEIT) b) has been overheard singing bohemian rhapsody to himself in the shower under the impression that he was a lot quieter about it than he was (the team hasn’t told him yet. they’re saving it for the perfect blackmail moment. though once they figure out that he likes queen max plays we are the champions at one of team bba’s post tournament victory parties just to get that split second tsun smile out of kai). ok im done

Petition to rename Animorphs books more accurately, so they’re called things like “first named character gets eaten alive”, “first suicide attempt”, and “oh my god even more genocide are you kidding me”

#1: “First named character gets eaten alive” #2: “First incidence of PTSD, also JESUS CHRIST, ANTS” #3: “First suicide attempt” #4: “THEY BIT HIM IN HALF” #5: “WELL THIS ONE’S UPSETTING” #6: “Genocide and slavery, basically” #7: “The future can involve eating your friends” #8: “Well, this is the one with cinnamon buns…” #9: “Oh thank god it’s getting less traumatic” #10: “THE BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE” #11: “someone dies and it’s confusing” #12: “let’s sell out the human race, nbd” #13: “SHIT GOIN DOWN HODAM” #14: “Poop Jokes” #15: “*unintelligible screaming about sharks*” #16: “SO MUCH CANNIBALISM, ALSO CASUAL MURDER.” #17: “This is the oatmeal one. Alternatively, this is the chemical warfare one.” #18: “Brain lobes get bitten off in this one.” #19: “Moral Shades Of Gray: The Book. Also a throat gets ripped out, and parts of it stuck in someone’s teeth.” #20: “OH NO” #21: “OH NOOOOOO” #22: “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NOOOOOOOO” #23: “HE JUST WANTED A FUCKING FAMILY” #24: “… let’s pretend this one never happened” #25: “RIPPED ITS SKIN RIGHT OFF. Also, more genocide.” #26: “GENOCIDE AHOY” #27: “Increase Your Password Security” #28: “Graphic Depictions of a Slaughterhouse” #29: “Graphic Depictions of Alien Brain Surgery” #30: “*sobbing intensifies*

ok that’s all for now

#THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION #NOT EVEN REMOTELY

I CAN STILL CLEARLY PICTURE THE ALIEN BRAIN SURGERY.

That alien brain surgery was the best

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CHILDREN’S BOOK SERIES?!

It is, that’s why the untrained soldiers with neither physical nor emotional support who are forced to murder innocent slaves for their own survival and constantly face death are children.

#31 “Attempted Family Murder”

#32 “The Starfish Book OR Rachel is chopped in half”

#33 “THE TORTURE BOOK.”

#34 “Oh cool they go to the Hork-Bajir Homeworld”

#35 “They annoy a controller to ruin his reputation. Using a poodle.”

#36 “Fuck the Nartec and let’s pretend this didn’t happen”

#37 “Why Jake is the Leader”

#38 “Oh hey more genocide!”

#39 “Buffahuman nooo”

#40 “GAY DISABLED ANDALITES DOING ALIEN WEED”

chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

#on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #curtis’s filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For The Best [killerville]

dear god

Broad City S02E04 | This is a dream come true.

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