Daily #2,349! Some days you just have to throw something -- anything -- down so you can live.
Daily #2,330! I was caught between “this doesn’t seem right” and “but I don’t know enough about Minnesota to dispute it”.
Daily #2,295! For those days when you’re dead inside and your soul exits your body because it, too, is Done(TM).
Daily #2,228! Me, waking up two hours later: “nnn...uh...as I was saying...”
Daily #2,169! Don’t ask life for anything, ever.