Daily #2,229! I already knew the problem was me, but...somehow this is worse.
Daily #2,079! Our dish soap doesn’t want to clean dishes. Perhaps it was body wash in another life.
Daily #2,073! A moment of silence please for my stupidity.
Daily #2,012! Have to make sure everyone on Discord knows every time I make a drawing mistake.
Daily #1,943! Who keeps letting me go to social gatherings? Tell them to STOP.
Daily #1,932! Sometimes, if you listen close, you can still hear its ghost screaming in the distant.
*slowly closes laptop*
Daily #1,836! I guess I secretly wanted a new one anyway.
Daily #1,829! Is...Is this a metaphor for what happens when you stay in your comfort zone too long?!
Daily #1,755! It did, indeed, take a while.
Daily #1,682! Never seen again: my good health habits.
Daily #1,591! I promise me and hundreds of people don’t live together just because we’ve all at one point had this address.
Daily #1,576! How young is too young to be getting old?
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Daily #1,572! SOMEDAY I’LL LEARN TO COOK WELL.
But for now, at least let me have my points for presentation.
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Daily #1,557! We may never know.
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Daily #1,532! It’s not every day you find out you haven’t been born yet.
(I exaggerate how badly they messed up, but someone did accidentally type in my driver’s license expiration date as my birth date lmao.)
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Daily #1,509! And now we have a running joke that when one of us says, “I love you,” the other responds, “SO????” as loudly and obnoxiously as possible.
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