Daily #1,985! In this house, the dog’s birthday comes first.
Daily #1,923! I eventually learned I have the best coworkers ever, but I was REAL confused for a good thirty minutes before someone fessed up. 😂 Best birthday ever.
Daily #1,639! Why stop there? Heck, every year can be a crisis -- age not required.
Daily #539! I prefer my birthdays to be celebrated quietly. :p