Ninjago Headcanon:
All the ninja have Heterochromia (except Zane, but thats because he has ice blue eyes). The colors are as follows;
Kai: Amber and Crimson
Jay: Brown and Electric-Blue
Cole: Green and Brown
Nya: Green and Blue
Lloyd: Green and Red
Some Oppositeshipping because I'm trash. Oh yeah, gotta tag @ookamihanta. TAKE MAH TRASH >:V
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The Lego Ninjago Movie Version Of “things ive heard people say in class:” By @cafetivity
*Jay: What if I just straight up break down in class and scare the shit out of Ms. Neo so that she’ll postpone the test?
*Jay: Is it too early if I have a breakdown in January?
Lloyd: It’s the second week, man.
Jay: I know.
*Kai: Let’s all just collectively skip the national exams. Fuck the system!
The Rest Of The Class: *Aggressively cheers*
*Kai: I have rights.
*Kai: What if I become a monk? Do monks have to take exams?
*English Teacher: In this context, what does “rapid” mean?
Kai: FAST AND FURIOUS.
*Kai: Did y’all do the chem homework?
The Rest Of The Class: No.
Kai: Alright. Good. Nobody be a wimp and do their homework, alright? If we’re fucked, we’re all fucked together.
*Cole: Wait, you mean to say that this school still teaches fun stuff like music?
*Kai: *Gasps* You stole my circle template’s virginity!
Zane: All I did was hook a finger through one of the holes!
Kai: Exactly!
*Cole: I bought this $2 knee guard just because I want to pretend that I’m injured so that I can sit out of PE. *Slides knee guard on* I have three consecutive tests after this and Lord knows I need all the extra study time that I can get.
*Cole: I can’t just do my lit homework in 30 minutes!
Kai: Well, I did.
Cole: What did you put for characterization and further analysis?
Kai: I said the protagonist was a fuckboy, and then proceeded to write 3 paragraphs and a conclusion consisting of utter bullshit on why he’s a fuckboy.
*Nya: Don’t they call people from Germany Germanese?
*Zane: I think I’m a hermaphrodite.
*Kai: Fuck. I hate this. Can I just be an escort, or have like 67 sugar daddies?
*Kai: I’m leaving. I’m fucking leaving. I’m going down to the canteen to buy takeouts of 3 fishball noodles. Y’all want anything?
*Kai: I want the saddest Pepe the frog meme you can find as our class logo.
*Kai: I found a salsa dip in my bag. Anyone have some chips?
Nya: *Sighs, puts down her calculator, and reaches into her sports bag* I do.
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listen,,, if you leave six ninja on a flying boat for long enough they will come up with their own memes and inside jokes
- “kai would hit on a sexy lamp”
- one time lloyd dressed an actual lamp in a dress with a mini skirt and kai was so sleep deprived that he hit on it
- when anyone does anything bad, they go sit in the corner of shame. theres a sign
- saying lloyd is twelve no matter how old he gets
- kai: sorry lloyd you cant come fight with us youre like twelve lloyd: im sixteen
- jay: sorry lloyd you cant come clubbing with us you’re like twelve lloyd: ?? im twenty??
- zane: i shouldnt use such big words, lloyd is only twelve lloyd: IM THIRTY THREE HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER
- mix and matching parts of old uniforms and excusing it with “its called fashion”
- making up parts that zane needs to keep up to date
- nya: zane, is your thermalhydrothingabob functioning smoothly?
- cole: zane’s been pretty slow lately, maybe his popcornjpgwhatsit is broken
- lloyd: zane! better make sure your chickentron is updated!
- stacking things on wu’s hat while he’s asleep. cole and nya are tied at 8
- “morro made me do it”
- this one is lloyd only and its definitely a coping mechanism so leave him be
- lloyd: *breaks something* morro made me do it
- kai: who ate the last cookie? lloyd: morro made me do it
- jay: you look like you havent slept?? lloyd: morro made me do it
pls go get therapy lloyd- green ninja competitions similar to the ones in season 1 where they decide who gets to be the green ninja. lloyd is the judge
- if someone (usually jay or lloyd) starts a disney or dreamworks song, everyone has to join in
- wu once walked in on lloyd and kai singing “the plagues” from prince of egypt with absolutely no context, and walked right back out
- exaggerated non swearing around lloyd
- *someone finds out a new piece of information” wonder what else sensei hasnt told us
- their pizza order changes every night and its always terrible
- “yo can i get a hawaiian pizza with pineapple and sardines, deliver to the destinys bounty”
- “yah id like a none pizza with left beef deliver to the destinys bounty”
- “can i have one slice of pizza, but, like, with every topping you have on it. deliver to the destinys bounty”
- “alright im gonna go to the store” “only bad things happen when we split up”
- “whats the weirdest place you can find lloyd asleep” competitions. dareth is the judge. its been weeks and lloyd has no idea
- they copy old memes too
- kai: im going to taco bell you want anything lloyd: i want my dad back kai: yah i got like 12 dollars
- nya: jay was found dead in miami cole: is he okay nya: he’s alright but he’s dead
- jay: remember to drink your respect women juice guys!
- “the singles club” thats permanently occupied by lloyd and cole, and the others have all been part of it at some point. they have meetings.
- “how dare you break color coordination” when anyone wears anything other than their usual color
- “well, we kept kai”
- variants include “well, we kept lloyd” and “well i kept all of you” (said by wu, once, and the others were in shock for ten minutes and then laughed for five minutes straight)
- regarding nya as the best thing since sliced bread
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drawing prompt: ninjas but with CATS
zane downloaded neko atsume and he magically transported all the cats into the real world because hes a robot and he can do anything
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