Welcome to the Mania

if ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together, there is something you must always remember.

• “kai would hit on a sexy lamp”
• one time lloyd dressed an actual lamp in a dress with a mini skirt and kai was so sleep deprived that he hit on it
• when anyone does anything bad, they go sit in the corner of shame. theres a sign
• saying lloyd is twelve no matter how old he gets
• kai: sorry lloyd you cant come fight with us youre like twelve lloyd: im sixteen
• jay: sorry lloyd you cant come clubbing with us you’re like twelve lloyd: ?? im twenty??
• zane: i shouldnt use such big words, lloyd is only twelve lloyd: IM THIRTY THREE HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER
• mix and matching parts of old uniforms and excusing it with “its called fashion”
• making up parts that zane needs to keep up to date
• nya: zane, is your thermalhydrothingabob functioning smoothly?
• cole: zane’s been pretty slow lately, maybe his popcornjpgwhatsit is broken
• lloyd: zane! better make sure your chickentron is updated!
• stacking things on wu’s hat while he’s asleep. cole and nya are tied at 8
• “morro made me do it”
• this one is lloyd only and its definitely a coping mechanism so leave him be
• lloyd: *breaks something* morro made me do it
• kai: who ate the last cookie? lloyd: morro made me do it
• jay: you look like you havent slept?? lloyd: morro made me do it
• pls go get therapy lloyd
• green ninja competitions similar to the ones in season 1 where they decide who gets to be the green ninja. lloyd is the judge
• if someone (usually jay or lloyd) starts a disney or dreamworks song, everyone has to join in
• wu once walked in on lloyd and kai singing “the plagues” from prince of egypt with absolutely no context, and walked right back out
• exaggerated non swearing around lloyd
• *someone finds out a new piece of information” wonder what else sensei hasnt told us
• their pizza order changes every night and its always terrible
• “yo can i get a hawaiian pizza with pineapple and sardines, deliver to the destinys bounty”
• “yah id like a none pizza with left beef deliver to the destinys bounty”
• “can i have one slice of pizza, but, like, with every topping you have on it. deliver to the destinys bounty”
• “alright im gonna go to the store” “only bad things happen when we split up”
• “whats the weirdest place you can find lloyd asleep” competitions. dareth is the judge. its been weeks and lloyd has no idea
• they copy old memes too
• kai: im going to taco bell you want anything lloyd: i want my dad back kai: yah i got like 12 dollars
• nya: jay was found dead in miami cole: is he okay nya: he’s alright but he’s dead
• jay: remember to drink your respect women juice guys!
• “the singles club” thats permanently occupied by lloyd and cole, and the others have all been part of it at some point. they have meetings.
• “how dare you break color coordination” when anyone wears anything other than their usual color
• “well, we kept kai”
• variants include “well, we kept lloyd” and “well i kept all of you” (said by wu, once, and the others were in shock for ten minutes and then laughed for five minutes straight)
• regarding nya as the best thing since sliced bread