Super Paranoid

Or superstitious. But usually I'm a fan of these odd coincidences. This week has sucked. A continuation of the previous week just flowing into this one. Today is my 13 year anniversary as a full time employee at my company. I wanted to call in this morning and just stay in bed. But my boss beat me to it. And another team member is on vacation. So I'm just sitting here paranoid as fuck because I feel like a cabinet is going to randomly crush me or something. Did I mention it's been a shitty week? And I may be a little paranoid? Yay hump day.