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you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

First, you need to gather [4 BOAR HIDES] from the Haunted Village.

I don’t give the shrimps junk food for 12 hours and they start high-risk feeding strategies already…

Very strong Miette energy

imagining “Jail for mother, Jail for a thousand years!” in like a dozen tiny high-pitched voices, as a fully harmonized chorus…

a few years ago, i made a flowchart for my partner in order to convince them to leave a pathfinder group that was actively making their life worse. today i revised my original chart to convince a friend to leave her d&d group that is actively making her life worse.

here is the chart. i promise its utility is not only with tabletop RPGs but it does have a high hit rate for those

I feel this has wider application

There's a gap in my resume because for two years I was serving ruinous powers

IDEA: WRITE YOUR CHARACTER'S RESUME

Whether your PC is a responsible and skilled individual who very well might have letters of recommendation or a silly madcap creature, it could be an entertaining exercise to look into their backstory and make a list of accomplishments. You could include more recent things that happened in the game as well!

Cosmo Norwood Currently: Lore-Speaker of the Magaambya Academy 4720-4724: Initiate, Attendant, and Conversant at same 4717-4719: Barista at !Haku'a's Cafe in Kibwe 4713-4717: Art Dealer in Katapesh 4713-4713: Legitimate Magic Items Dealer in Katapesh 4705-4710: Dancer and Maitre d' of the Green Rose in Sothis 4695ish-4704: Guide and Procurer of Necessities in Absalom 4690-4690: Mercenary in Andoran. Please do not inquire. 4680-4682: Student of the Acadamae's prestigious ten-year wizardry program (did not graduate)

This is I think, my best prep tip as a DM:

When the players are about to visit a new town, pre-generate several NPCs who fit the demographics of the town, but don't give them jobs. Your town is Mostly human, with a number of halflings and gnomes? Make a list that's mostly humans with some halflings and gnomes mixed in, with names that match the vibe you're going for and maybe the barest description + a quirk of some sort.

So the list would look something like this:

Then, when the players are like, "Can I go to the blacksmith?" You look at your list of NPCs and the one at the top is Ophelia Bracegurdle. She's your blacksmith now. Then they want to go to the tavern, where Norabecka is the innkeeper and Geraldofinio is a patron having a drink at the bar. He's using a straw so he doesn't mess up his mustache.

If they had gone to the inn first, Ophelia would have been the innkeeper with Norabecka as the patron, and then Geraldofinio should have been a blacksmith with some sort of mustache guard to keep the sparks off.

Making the list ahead of time doesn't take much time, and you can often re-use the people you never got to at the next town.

Your world will seem vibrant and interesting and like you have everything planned out.

Have fun!

Since this post has been getting a lot of notes, I would like to clarify a couple of points. This method has a few different benefits I would like people to note:

I've been in games where literally every NPC except the pretty barmaid is a man, and pretty much everyone is a light skinned dwarf, elf, or human. I've also been in games with awesome diverse characters who bring the game to life. I know I want to be a DM who creates the latter, and this system helps push back against our unconscious biases. When you have the list of everyone in the town, you can see ahead of time if you have a good gender ratio, whether your descriptions include any people with disabilities or people from different points of view.

ocs are so cool. i love ocs. u guys ever heard of this

necromancy is literally fine

Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

You cant be in the closet theres a fucking prophecy. You have to kill the dragon.

I hope you guys fw uncool butches

uncool loser butches unite !!

reminder to all lesbians that just because she is a lesbian and attracted to you does not mean she is the one. there are other lesbians out there. I promise. at least 5 of them

should I text her

funniest thing our wizard has ever said after spending several seconds going through their spell list:

"oh who am I kidding? fireball."

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lesbian orc bars would be crazy

ngl when i read "bars" i wasn't thinking of the place where you drink and hook up. i was picturing lesbian orcs rapping. and i still thought "so true"

It's open mic night at the lesbian orc bar

I’ve been laughing at this picture for like 5 minutes I love cats

Summer…. Dykes in tiny shorts, dykes in crop tops, dykes in muscle tanks, dykes in short skirts, dykes in sundresses, dykes showing off legs and tummies and tits and ass and arms… we are so blessed

Especially fat dykes. Very much especially fat dykes