Hello darling! I’m SO SORRY I took so long to get to this! I really hope you like it! Please be patient with me, I’m still getting comfortable writing for Seb and his characters.

Tagging @the-ss-horniest-book-club just cause. I hope you like it ladies!

Bucky Barnes could not stand your guts in the slightest. It had been that way since your first day in Stark Tower. Steve had been trying for months to get you to talk to him, insisting that he “didn’t hate you” and “it’s all a misunderstanding, just give him a chance.” But, of course, you paid him no mind. You weren’t so dense as to miss the intimidating, brooding looks and the way he’d stop talking when you walked into a room, forcing everything to fall into an uncomfortable silence.

And while you hated to be one of those girls, you’d decided after a week or two that if Bucky was going to hate you for no reason, you were also going to hate him. Sure, maybe it was a little childish to hold a grudge without making any attempt whatsoever to try to befriend the giant. Even Stark had come to you on his behalf, promising that once you’d gotten to know him, he was a teddy bear. He may have had everyone else in Stark Towers fooled, but you weren’t impressed by Sergeant Barnes.

I CAN do headcannons and I CAN write this one for you, my love! Sorry that it took me so long!! I hope you like it!

SMUT below the cut

For you? My darling, I’d write anything for you!! Sorry, this took me so long! I just took an awesome nap and hopefully I can do this prompt justice!!

Awkward. When people asked you what your first kiss with Tom was like, awkward was the first word that came to mind. It wasn’t his fault, bless his heart, but you weren’t about to say it was your fault either.

On the night of your first date, everything had gone so perfectly! Tom had arranged every last detail and it went without saying that you were impressed. He’d picked you up right on time and made sure you didn’t have to touch a single door handle as he drove you to a nice and quiet restaurant downtown. He was doing the best he could at hiding his nerves, but when you’ve been best friends for as long as the two of you had been, his shaky hands and strained voice didn’t go unnoticed by you. You wanted to comfort him, to tell him that it was alright and that he didn’t have to try so hard, but you were honestly just as nervous as he was.

Awh Hi @harryrholland darling! How have you been??

Okay so 5 things

1. Its my birthday

2. Lots of people have shown me lots of love

3. I had my blood drawn for the first time today and it didn’t hurt at all! (I was very scared)

4. I just woke up from an A+ nap

5. After 3 weeks of not working (I quit a toxic job) I get to start a new job with incredibly kind people next Monday!!

Hope you’ve been well, my love!

Finishing up my birthday sleepover!

Awh thank you so much!! I hope you’re having a great day as well!! I’m so happy I’ve gotten to know you!!

Finishing up my birthday sleepover!

It’s officially midnight so I feel justified in answering this now! Thank you, darling!!

My past job SUCKED! The regional manager hated me and asked me to do all kinds of extra bullshit that wasn’t in my job description, I was paid very little considering I was the backbone of all of the dealership’s finances. On my last day, I was demoted so I waited until I got my paycheck and left.

It took 3 long, stressful weeks, but I FINALLY got another job offer making more money, being closer to home, and seems like a much healthier work environment.

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So, here’s the thing, for anyone who doesn’t know, I was an accountant of sorts at a car dealership. I saw several crazy things happen, both good and bad, so I’m going to make a short list of the things I can remember.

I’m SO SURE there was a shit ton more, but I can’t remember much else. But, yeah, that place was bullshit.

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Bitch, you KNOW you can be NSFW any time of day on this blog. We are a horny bunch here, alright? XD.

This is a whole as mood though. This motherfucker waited 19 long years to play Spider-Man, so call me crazy, but I get this feeling that this man is going to be patient with you in the bedroom. He’s going to squeeze every last drop out of you if you catch my drift ;) (insert smirk emoji that I don’t have because I’m on a desktop. Just use your imagination, bitches.)

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Thank you for participating, love! I’m not going to tag all my mutuals because I have SO MANY, but…

@wazzupmrstark “No bitch it’s YOUR birthday he’s gonna give it to you good.” Bro, I fucking WISH.

@nnatasha “hey! Just wanted u to know I’m blushing 🤧” Bro I love complimenting her and telling her I’m thinking about her. She’s freaking adorable.

@calum-hoodwinked-me “It’s gonna happen. I told you lol it’s already started” She has so much faith in me. Seriously, I WISH.

@hey-its-grey “I accidentally proposed to my friend via meme” Nothing describes her better.

@lavenderholland “hi yes sorry i took so long to answer (i got quite busy all of a sudden) i made you this collage of harrison osterfield and sebastian stan. I hope your head hurts less and you don’t die via tornado lol” The chaotic energy I love so much.

@hollandsosterfield “hi love, i was thinking about you and wanted to send you a message to know if you were feeling better, i’ve been well and i hope that you’re feeling betterA literal ANGEL, I swear.

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