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@deeranger / deeranger.tumblr.com

SPN and Wincest fics, art, gifs and manips! Bottom!Sam fanatic! I'm into dark and angsty stuff = whump and non-con ahead, ye be warned! 🖤 XoXo, Dee.
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I was tagged by the dear @sweetness-of-sammy - thanks! 💗 Rules are just: Go to your music & hit shuffle!

The first song that is played is your funeral song:   "Kokain" by Rammstein... LOL, I'd like to see people's reactions to THAT. *Snorts* ;)

The second is your battle song: "Good Girl Gone Bad" by Rihanna... Ummm, that's... Pretty fitting, actually.

The third is your victory song:   "Freak on a Leash" by KoRn... Err... I guess? *Imagines self in full gimp costume slaying enemies... With dildos*

The fourth is the song you will play at your wedding: "From the Cradle to Enslave" by Cradle of Filth... Well, isn't that delighfully ironic? *Huffs*

The fifth song is the one that you will die to: "Lake of Fire" by Nirvana... Oh... Oh, fuck, this bodes ill, doesn't it?  

I’ll tag these lovely people - feel free to ignore though! @palishere and @omgbubblesomg and @sparklingchampagnehookersammy and @wincestpoughkeepsie and @slut-for-jared and @takikojou and every one else who’d like to give this a shot!

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Wincest Questionnaire

❤️ Let’s play?! ❤️ Send me an ask with a number!

1) Bottom!Dean or bottom!Sam and why?

2) Which brother is the hopelessly romantic one?

3) Who would make the very first move?

4) Their first kiss -  all tongue and teeth or soft and shy?

5) Doggystyle or missionary - and why?

6) What would Sam do to spice up things in the bedroom?

7) What would Dean do to spice up things in the bedroom?

8) If one of the brothers wants to try bondage who would it be?

9) If Sam was to propose to Dean, how would he do it?

10) If Dean was to propose to Sam, how would he do it?

11) Which brother would look best in pantyhose?

12) What little thing does Sam do that drives his brother absolutely wild?

13) What little thing does Dean do that drives his brother absolutely wild?

14) Describe Soulless!Sam and Demon!Dean in bed together?

15) Impala sex or bunker sex -  and why?

16) Who would mindlessly beg to eat the other's ass out?

17) Chocolate sauce and whipped cream - who would get "dressed"?

18) Why is wincest so god damn hot?

19) What would a shy + horny teenage Sam do to catch his brother's attention?

20) Which outfit does Sam prefer on Dean?

21) Which outfit does Dean prefer on Sam?

22) Sam's secret sex fantasy about Dean?

23) Dean's secret sex fantasy about Sam?

24) If wincest was set in an AU of your choice - what would it be?

25) What would wincest foreplay be like?

26) Who's the little spoon?

27) Sam finds a love letter from Dean that he isn't supposed to see - what does it say?

28) Dean finds a love letter from Sam that he isn't supposed to see - what does it say?

29) If wincest was a movie - what would the title be?

30) How would Dean get his little brother off in less than 5 minutes?

31) How would Sam get his big brother off in less than 5 minutes?

32) Which brother is the jealous one - and how would he act on it?

33) If Dean played a serenade for Sam - what song would he pick?

34) If Sam played a serenade for Dean - what song would he pick?

35) If Dean Smith and Kale!Sam were in bed together - what would it be like?

36) Which brother is the most well-endowed?

37) If wincest was a beverage, what slogan would it have printed on the label?

38) Who is your favorite wincest fanfiction writer?

39) If wincest was an established Disney couple, who would the brothers be?

40) How would Sam show Dean his affection without getting sexual?

41) How would Dean show Sam his affection without getting sexual?

42) If Sam had to change something about Dean what would it be?

43) If Dean had to change something about Sam what would it be?

44) If Sam and Dean were to be wed, what would their vows be like?

45) You are sentenced to die by wincest - how exactly do you end your days? 

Wanna play??

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I was tagged by the dear @glycxrine - thanks!!! ❤️

Nickname: Dee

Zodiac: Cancer

Height: 1.68 m / 5′6″ 

Last movie I saw: Jigsaw

Last thing googled: “Meters to feet and inches calculator”... *Snort*

Favorite musician: Ouuff, hard one. Maybe, umm.... Mark Knopfler, Eivør, Eddie Vedder, Guðrið Hansdóttir, Ed Sheeran, aaaaaaaaah there are so many!  

Song stuck in my head: “Jealous Again” by the Black Crowes at the moment...

Other blogs: After the great Tumblr exodus I actually did make an account at LiveJournal right here, but otherwise nope. 

Do I get asks: Not really, no. I wish I did. *Hint, hint*. I wanna be populaaaaaaarrrrrrrz! 

Following: 190

Amount of sleep: An average of 10 hours a night. Because reasons. 

Lucky number: 7. Always 7. Both sounds good and is aesthetically pleasing!

What I’m wearing: Tight and worn blue jeans and a black sweater. Oh, and fluffy socks! 

Dream job: Doctor and/or author. 

Dream trip: Those white postcard beaches with palms trees and azure waters... *deep sigh*... Maybe minus the sharks. 

Favorite food: All food, basically. Oink. But mostly steak, sushi, noodles, pasta, gooseberries and loads of other goodies. 

Play any instruments: Unfortunately not. I don’t have the patience. But I do sing quite good. 

Languages: Danish, English, Faroese and just enough Swedish, Norwegian, German and French to get around.

Random fact: I am sort of ambidextrous. Mostly I’m right-handed, but for many, many everyday tasks I use my left instead just as good or better. Like peeling oranges, for example. Or going to the bathroom. LOL, too much info - sorry. Also, I have this weird tendency/urge to catch anything that falls. Insane reflexes. Which kinda sucks, because to my brain it doesn’t seem to matter if I catch a falling piece of paper or a butcher knife!    

Describe yourself as aesthetic things: Errr.... I honestly don’t know how to answer that question. But if I could pick anything I’d like to be, I’d be Sam Winchester’s face. Thank you.  

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42. My choice. So. I want you to create the following: I'm prepared to see what amazing feature you create: - 1. Your URL. 20. Your favourite Lyrics. 22. Your favourite colour/s...36. Your favourite number. and 39. a random fact about you. All in one. That's my 42.... I'm curious to see what you create...

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Oy! What a creative ask! Had my brain smelling slightly burnt. 😄But I humbly thank you! 💋

Here’s what I came up with. My answers to numbers 1,20,22, 36 and 39 all jumbled up into one. And no. I am not making it easy. Number 39 is somewhat hidden. LOL. Fight me. 

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Handwriting Asks

Send me a number and I’ll handwrite the answer for you!
1. write your URL
2. write the URL of the person who sent the ask
3. write your blog title
4. write the blog title of the person who sent the ask
5. your name
6. your birthday
7. where you live right now
8. where you were born
9. today’s date
10. current time
11. relationship status
12. the first 5 words that come to your mind
13. your number of followers
14. the number of blogs you’re following
15. the URLs of your tumblr crushes
16. draw your tumblr activity graph :)
17. describe the latest post on your dashboard
18. favorite band(s), musician(s)
19. favorite song(s)
20. favorite lyric(s)
21. favorite album(s)
22. favorite color(s)
23. celebrity crushes
24. favorite food
25. favorite beverage
26. favorite TV show(s)
27. favorite movie(s)
28. favorite actors or actresses
29. describe what you’re wearing right now
30. write something for the person who sent the ask
31. ships?
32. favorite season(s)
33. favorite ice cream flavor(s)
34. a place you wanna go on holiday
35. favorite number
36. favorite meme(s)
37. favorite animal(s)
38. favorite quote(s)
39. a random fact about yourself
40. write your name with your non-dominant hand
41. handwrite a message to your followers
42. something of your choice (specify in ask)
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deeranger

Oooh, could be fun!!! Send me some numbers, lovelies! 💋

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❤ Cherik Questionnaire Pt 2

Pick one or more numbers and hit me with Cherik asks!

And tag none or as many of your fellow Cherik people as you damn wish!

(Find part 1 here)

31: Why did you start to ship Cherik to begin with?

32: If you had to give the whole "Cherik ship" a headline - what would you call it?

33: Charles with or without hair?

34:  What is your favorite personal Cherik fantasy, sexual or not?

35: Who would you rather share a cup of coffee with - Charles or Erik?

36:  If you could only give Erik one piece of advice - what would it be?

37: If you could only give Charles one piece of advice - what would it be?

38: When someone says "Cherik" - what is your first thought?  

39: What outfit does Charles prefer Erik in?

40: What outfit does Erik prefer Charles in?

41: If you had to Cherik an existing movie - which would it be?

42: Cherik fluff or Cherik angst - and why?

43: If Cherik was an 80'ies song - which would it be?

44: If Cherik was to have a threesome - who would it be with (No, not you)?

45: Finish the sentence without copying Erik: "Peace was never...."

46: What is your personal soundtrack for Cherik?

47:  If Cherik was a cake - would you eat it?

48:  What makes Cherik so damn sexy?

49: If you got stuck in an elevator with Cherik - how would you react?

50: If you had to design a Cherik sex toy - what would it be and what would you call it?

51:  If Cherik had a "draw me like one of your French girls" scene - who would be the artist?

52: Charles walking or Charles in a wheelchair?

53: If Cherik was a lipstick - what color would it be?

54: Which Cherik scene is the most uplifting to you?

55: If you had a sex sandwich with Cherik - who would be positioned where?

56: If Charles proposed to Erik - how would he choose to do it?

57: If you could manufacture any type of Cherik fan merch - what would it be?

58: If Cherik formed a band - what would they be called (besides "Cherik")?

59: If Cherik was a band - what genre of music would they play?

60: For how long have you been shipping Cherik?

61: If Cherik was a musical - which would it be and why?

62: Your personal Cherik slogan?

63: If Cherik hosted a theme party - what theme would they go with?

64: Who is more likely to enjoy a tearjerker movie - Charles or Erik?

65: Where and how would Cherik hold their wedding?

66: What would Cherik's wedding vows be like?

67: If Cherik was a state of mind - how would you describe it?

68: Is your dedication to the Cherik ship waning - if so, why?

69: Where would Cherik go on their honeymoon?

70: Why are you STILL shipping Cherik?

GO AHEAD, dearies… Let the game begin once more and reblog the hell outta this! 

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Bold Game

Rules: Bold the words / phrases you prefer. You can tag whoever you want to get to know more.

I was tagged by the sweet @glycxrine - thank you so much! And sorry for the wait, I have the response time of a sloth...!

summer or winter

• pizza or pasta

Black or white

• comedy or horror

hugs or kisses

shorts or pants

• night or day

• bath or shower

cats or dogs

• plain or patterned

• beauty or brains

• coffee or tea

concert or play

fiction or nonfiction

elevator or escalator

• pork or chicken

• sleeping or eating

hot or cold

formal or casual

pen or pencil

• sweet or spicy

• jet or ship

• high school or college

walking or jogging

alone or in a crowd

love or money

mammal or reptile

bills or coins

straight hair or curly hair

drunk or high

married or single

• ninjas or pirates

zoo or aquarium

• flowers or chocolate

• lawyer or doctor

• car or house

angels or demons

Christmas or Halloween

• slippers or barefoot

• pool or beach

truth or dare

quiet or loud

• blonde or brunette

• slippers or sneakers

debit or credit

sun or moon

thunder or lightning

bed or sofa

weird or normal

I'll tag the wonderful @l-p-r-o-c-k and @oncerpotter2018 and @fullmetalcarer and @pinkoptics ! Feel free to ignore though. ❤

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Getting to know me...

I was tagged by the lovely @ireneadonovan and @acherik - thank you!  💙 

a // age: 34 and counting!

b// birthplace: Some unfortunate hospital in Denmark.

c// current time: 21:09 (9:09pm)

d// drink you last had: Cheap diet cola which I am absolutely addicted to.  

e// easiest person to talk to: My bff/life partner. Or my mom.

f// favorite song: Varies. Today it’s Eddie Vedder’s “Society.”

g// grossest memory: Nope, not going there.

h// horror yes or horror no: Depends on the horror in question. Paranormal? FUCK NO! Then I can’t sleep properly for weeks. Cos I’m a wuss like that. But please, DO bring all the blood and gore you’ve got. Bring on the slaughter!  

i// in love? That term doesn’t exist in my world unfortunately. Not in the “normal” and classic sense at least. I can love someone wholeheartedly as a soulmate and friend and not be able to live without them – but the whole “being in love” thing with butterflies and intense attraction and sex and all of that… Nope. I don’t work like that.    

j// jealous of people? No, I’m never jealous. I can be envious though. Very. And for various reasons. There are a lot of things I want to be or to have but don’t...  

l// love at first sight or walk by again? Uhm… What should I answer to that when a never-ending time loop of a walk-by wouldn’t even do the trick? *Huffs*

m// middle name? Insertblanklineherecosiaintspillinbutoopsnowitaintablanklineanymore

n// number of siblings: 1 and 2 halves. I guess that as a whole makes…2? LOL.

o// one wish: Oooh, that’s hard – no wait, it actually isn’t. I’d pretty much cover all of my other wishes if I just wish to BE HAPPY. That’s my wish. I want to be happy. *Squeals*

p// person you called last: My dad.

q// questions you’re always asked: “Are those fake nails?” (they aren’t) and “Do you dye your eyebrows?” (no) and “How do you know that?” (because my brain’s a fucking trash can filled to the brim with weird and totally useless bits of facts to throw at you randomly! Also, said brain can’t remember where we met or when your birthday is of course!)

r// reason to smile: Sunshine. Art. Accomplished goals.

s// song you last sang: “In Hell I’ll Be In Good Company” by Dead South.

t// time you woke up: 9am-ish. I’m proud of that fact. 

u// underwear color: My only pair of underwear which isn’t black or white. Baby blue knickers!!!! How’s that for sassy?!

v// vacation destination: I’ve always dreamed of those postcard-ish white beaches with palm trees and umbrella drinks. Way too expensive for me though. *Longing sigh.*

w// worst habit: Eating too much too often.  

x// x-rays: Only a few. Last ones showed a fractured caput radii (in the elbow) and scaphoideum (in the wrist) after I was hit by some asshole in a car. I saw him coming from behind, speeding. Yet the bastard was apparently pre-occupied with something else than driving to see me on my bike up ahead wheeling forwards frantically to try and avoid him hitting me. I couldn’t get my bike up on the sidewalk (very high curb) and I couldn’t swing across the street without being hit sideways. Hence, I sped along to try and outrun the idiot. I couldn’t. And whoopsie – I and my bike took a long flight only to land on the asphalt with a bang. Then apparently the asshole realized what was going on and finally stopped… I was too shocked and high on adrenaline to understand what was going on though. My (loaned) bike was totaled and so was I. Yet still the driver ended up... well, driving away. So I just limped over to the hospital and got patched up… The bike was a goner though. R.I.P. bike and faith in mankind.      

y// your favorite food: A steak that still says moo, basically. Yasss! Or snake! Got it in China once and god damn it, it is good! *Drools*

z// zodiac sign: Cancer. A fucking crustacean that sounds like an illness. Yeah.    

I’ll tag @oncerpotter2018 and @joeybevosentmeover and @widgenstain and anyone else who wants to participate. ✌🏻

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Get To Know Me Questionnaire

I was tagged by the sweet @fullmetalcarer and @l-p-r-o-c-k – thank you, lovelies!  💋  

Name: Dee or just D, your choice. Or maybe you prefer “the deranged she demon from hell”?

Gender: As stated above, it’s a “she”. At least the last time I checked.

Star Sign: Cancer

Height: 5’7 (or well, technically 5’6½ - feet and inches are such a weird way to measure things though, should I round it up or down!? Someone TELL me ffs!?)

Age: Ohhhh, look – a bird!!!!

Sexuality: Aro-Ace

House: Ummm… No, I have a flat? *Giggle*

What image do you have as your wallpaper?: A digital drawing of the Egyptian god, Anubis. Which is also my cat’s name. He is a god too. At least in his own mind.   Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: No, but I had a massive one on my priest when I was 14? Does that count? And yes – I DID spy on him once when he changed his clothes… In the church… Under the pulpit. Hell, here I come.

Where do you see yourself in ten years?: I honestly haven’t got a clue. Maybe in an insane asylum (pfft, been there, done that) or maybe just prancing around doing mostly nothing except being an artist of sorts?  

What was your coolest Halloween costume?: I don’t celebrate Halloween. Too American for me. My coolest Shrovetide costume though was probably when I dressed up as a punker, including a pair of jeans so ripped that it should be M-rated. I also dyed my hair toxic green for the occasion. (FYI: Shrovetide is a combination of an old heathen ritual to ward away evil and the christian Lent. In olden days you’d smash a barrel with a black cat inside, then hunt it down and kill it to ward off evil and witchcraft. Stupid and brutal. Today it’s kids smashing a barrel full of candy – but a black cat is still painted on the outside).  

What was your favorite 90′s show?: Mmm, I’ve never watched much TV, but I guess it would be Buffy.

Last kiss?: Errr, like with tongue?  Eww. Probably around 4 years ago.

Have you ever been stood up?: No. Fortunately not.  

Have you ever been to Las Vegas?: See above answer.

Favorite pair of shoes?: My new Skechers sneakers. Comfy and super good for walking, which I love.  

Favorite fruit?: Gooseberries. I can’t get enough of them. Especially when they aren’t ripe yet.  

Favorite Book?: “Fear in a Handful of Dust” by John Ives. Or pretty much everything Koontz and King. I don’t read paper books anymore though, can’t focus.  

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done?: Uuurrrh…. In desperate lack of cigs and weed I once tried smoking dead leaves from some random bush – then smoked a matchbox – and got sick af… I once attempted to stuff a frozen baguette up someone’s ass and the person fainted and I kinda freaked… I once closed a car door on my own little toe, strapping it inside completely, only seconds after I had looked at said little toe and thought “remember not to close the door on it”… I once inhaled a bee. It hurt. A lot… I once got a bit too drunk at a friend’s place across town. I was with this insecure dude from continuation school who hadn’t been in this part of the country before and I had promised him that he could crash in my room at my mom’s flat. Well, I got pissed and I vaguely remember walking home dragging my bike with me because I was too intoxicated to actually ride it, and the dude was with me. Suddenly woke up in the morning covered in my own barf – in my room at home – my guest had vanished into thin air – my mom was mad because apparently I had called her a bitch and told her to shut the fuck up (I NEVER disrespect my mom btw) – and next to my bed the bike was parked. Only, I lived on the second floor at the time. I had no fucking clue how it got there, still don’t. Later I found out that the dude had been wandering the town for 5 hours before finally finding the railway station at random in the early morning. I haven’t talked to him since. LOL... I could go on, but I don’t wanna.         All time favorite tv shows?: Probably “South Park”, “Family Guy” and “American Dad”. Oh, and “Courage the Cowardly Dog”!

The Last movie you saw in theaters?: “Atomic Blonde”. 

Relationship status: Complicated. Trying to figure out a way to live as life partners (soulmates) with my best friend - but with no romance and sexual interaction. The big question is if he can stand it. So, it’s kind of on “trial” atm and I’m scared shitless of losing him.    

Favourite colour: Purple, vermillion and black (black is technically not a color though).

Top 3 ships: Cherik, McFassy and… and… That’s it.  

Lipstick or chapstick: Lipstick.  

Last song: Zeal and Ardor with “Blood in the River” Last movie: Just watched Deadpool. Funny shit.    Top 3 shows: As mentioned before, it’s South Park”, “Family Guy” and “American Dad”.

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Rules: Tag Nine People With Excellent Taste (I was tagged by the wonderful @fullmetalcarer - thank you so much and sorry for the late reply, sweetie!)

Colour(s): Purple, black and vermillion. Definitely, cos they’re classy and never grow old. And they’re purdy too. 

Last band t-shirt I bought: Umm… That would be an AC/DC T-shirt I bought for a friend of mine recently. I think the last one I bought for myself was a CKY one and that was back in 2002 or so. Yeah, I’m old, what of it???

Last band I saw live: Saturnus (Danish doom metal). I love them and one of my (many) favorite songs by them is “Litany of Rain”, which you can hear here, if you wanna check it out.

Last song I listened to: Mark Knopfler with “Boom, Like That” – it’s stuck in my head 24/7 these days and it’s just such an awesome song. It’s so happy and easy listening, sort of – even though it’s about the McDonald’s entrepreneur, Ray Kroc. *Huffs*

Last movie I watched: “Logan” – finally got my act together and watched it. *Sniffle*… My feels won’t forgive me though. They still blame me for it, because they got pretty damn shredded. Thanks, Marvel. Really.    

Last three tv shows I watched: Eh, that would probably be “Family Guy” and “The Simpsons” along with various documentary stuff on History Channel about the Tudors, the middle ages and all things like that. Whatever medieval shows I zap to I seem to get stuck on.  

Last three characters I identified with: Charles Xavier, Jean Grey and probably Eeyore from Winnie-The-Pooh. LOL, what a mix.    

Book I’m currently reading: Do AO3 and Wattpad count? I haven’t read a “proper” book in years, can’t focus. Also - not enough smut, which is definitely a huge deal breaker. Cos I iz perv and I need my fix.  

I’ll tag whoever wants to play the game - which means everyone and no one! Sorrynotsorry. Yeah! Cuz I don’t always play by the rules. 🖕🏻 And I think everyone I know has been tagged before - if you haven’t, consider yourself tagged!!  

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❤️ Cherik Questionnaire ❤️

Pick one or more numbers and hit me with Cherik asks!

And tag none or as many of your fellow Cherik people as you wish! 

1: Who do you identify with the most personally, Charles or Erik – and why?

2: What would you choose for yourself and why – telepathy or metallokinesis?

3: You can only choose 1 theme for the Cherik honeymoon suite - what would it be?

4: Your favorite Cherik kink?

5: What do you think about “Dadneto”?

6: Bottom!Charles or Top!Charles?

7: Who do you prefer physically and why – Charles or Erik?

8: If you could direct a Cherik movie - what would the plot be?

9: Who would you rather join – Prof. X or Magneto?

10: Alpha!Charles or Omega!Charles?

11: The saddest Cherik scene you can think of that ISN’T the beach divorce?

12: If Erik and Charles had matching tattoos, what would it be?

13: Describe your feelings regarding Charles and Moira?

14: If you were to meet Cherik in a restaurant – what would you wear (currently in your wardrobe)?

15: FC, DoFP or XMA Charles?

16: At which point did you know that you had sold your soul to Cherik?

17: If Erik proposed to Charles – how would he choose to do it?

18: Which Cherik AU is your absolute favorite and why?

19: If you had to write/read a crossover, which TV show would you match with Cherik?

20: Dom!Erik or Sub!Erik?

21: Would you prefer Cherik in a Coffee shop AU or an Office AU?

22: Who do you fantasize about the most – Erik or Charles?

23: Finish the sentence: “Cherik or…?”

24: How do you think the beach scene should have ended?

25: If you could have sex with Charles OR Erik, who would you choose?

26: If you could only ask Charles 1 question, what would it be?

27: If you could only ask Erik 1 question, what would it be?

28: Did you ever have a Cherik dream? If so, what was it about?

29: There’s a knock on your door and you open it to see Cherik. Your first words?

30: Will you go down with the Cherik ship or do you have new bearings, ye scallywag?

GO AHEAD, dearies... Let the game begin and reblog! 

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I was tagged by the lovely @l-p-r-o-c-k  - thank you, sweetie! And sorry for the lateness. Been on vacation to the Canary Islands, soaking up some sun!  ☀️

Only rule to answering this is to tag a few people/blogs you adore?

 What’s your favourite song(s) to sing/hum? God, I’ve been humming “Despacito” for a fucking week, I’m going crazy! Other than that it’s usually a silly christmas carol stuck in my head all year ‘round. Shoot me now. 

What are your favourite flower/tree/plant (all 3 or whatever you have an answer to) Fave flower…? That’s… a sorta girly question I guess. Umm. Can’t answer that, but I DO looove old oak trees. Oh, and the dragon blood tree (Dracaena draco)!!! They beautiful and majestic… also, their fire red sap makes a delicious liquor. Just brought some home from the canary islands as a matter of fact... What a draaaaaaaag, LOL.

 Favourite colour(s)? Purple and black... well, technically black isn’t a color, but fuck it.

What do you always doodle (if you ever do)? If I doodle it’s basically “flow-doodling” while on the phone or something… and it primarily consists of circles overlapping or waves doing funny patterns.

How do you take your coffee/tea? If you don’t like those what’s your fave warm drink? How I take it? Like my whisky. No adding anything except a wee bit of water, thank you very much.  

Favourite candle scent? No! Just no! Candles aren’t supposed to be scented! It’s just wrong! Always gives me a hammering headache as well. If anything they should smell like bee’s wax – but only if they’re actually made of bee’s wax! Yes?

Sunrise or sunset? I like both, but I think I prefer sunset. Warmer colors and all that shite. Purdy.

What perfume do you wear if any? My favorite atm is Gucci’s “Bamboo” which I’m wearing right now,  but my all time favorite is Gucci “Envy” (1st edition) from 1997, which is impossible to purchase these days.

What’s your go to dance move when you’re alone? Uhhh…. I’m no dancer. Does grabbing my boobs in a questioning manner while swaying my hips insecurely count?  

Favourite quote? “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here - this is the War Room!” – Dr. Strangelove “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” – Socrates

favourite self care thing(s) or routine(s)? Peeing after sex! Fuzzy socks or house slippers? Fuzzy socks I guess? I can’t stand slippers… they remind me of some imaginary grandpa who’s past his expiration date and whose breath smells like onions. What colour are your eyes? Blue with a tint of green. Watery blue normally but if I’m angry or horny they turn green. What’s your favourite eye colour on others? Green! Oh god, yes, green! It’s just so beautiful… and rare too. I’m a sucker for green eyes – one wink, and I’m yours, basically. Unngggh. Favourite season? Why? Spring and summer. Because everything is reborn and fresh and alive – and then blossoms and peaks. Beautiful and life confirming. Cheek, neck or nose kisses? Mmm…. Depends. If it’s sexual in any way, then definitely neck! Neck is good! But if friendly - then cheek. I would never kiss anyone’s nose and I’d smack you if you kissed mine…. Unless you’re an Eskimo or something. What does your happy place look like? Wow… that’s a good question. Umm, I don’t know? My happy place is a state of mind, not a place. No matter how I try to think of it, it’s just not a visual thing. Sorry, Tumblr - no aesthetic here!!! Favourite breed of dog? Any, as long as they have a happy and calm mind. Cross breeds usually do it for me. I’m a bit intimidated by big dogs, but if they’re all goofy and happy it’s all good.  Do you ever want to be married? If so what colours would you pick for your wedding theme? No way. If I was ever crazy enough to get married, I’d have a pagan wedding in the forest wearing nothing but old linen and beech leaves! So, I guess the color theme would be green and skin tone! Silk or lace? Definitely lace - it’s purdy in the right amount! I find silk annoying because it is too hard to maintain, wash and iron. And expensive too. Also, I don’t like its usual smooth texture. Favourite weather? Warm and sunny, please!!! I beg you! Please, do hear the pleas of a freezing Scandinavian, oh, almighty weather god!

I’ll tag the sweet @pinkoptics and the wise @fullmetalcarer and the creative @oncerpotter2018  and the dear @cherikyassss !!!

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