deepfriedtwinkie reblogged
rent characters as john mulaney quotes
Mark Cohen: I put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants and I felt safe.
Roger Davis: It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them.
Tom Collins: I’m very gay, I’d like a few dollars.
Angel Schunard: Lost in New York? The streets are numbered. How’d you get lost in New York?
Mimi Marquez: Cause I couldn’t be like, “No, that’s okay, I was lying. It was a lie. To get drugs. You know, like a crime.”
Maureen Johnson: I guess someone said like something something police. And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled “fuck da police!” and everyone else joined in.
Joanne Jefferson: This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.
Benny Coffin: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.
#FLAWLESS#with perhaps the exception that Angel is actually the entirety of the New In Town bit#brb shitting myself#(I keep saying I'm gonna change my humor tag but I never do)#ACCURATE#sounds about right#where is the lie#faeriviera#RENT#John Mulaney#Mark Cohen#Roger Davis#Tom Collins#Angel DuMott Schunard#Mimi Marquez#Maureen Johnson#Joanne Jefferson#Benjamin Coffin III